💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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𝅘𝅥𝅮 [in the style of UK grime]
My Beanie is better than yours
My Beanie is better than yours
My Beanie is folded neatly in the draw BUT
When I spill a drink YOUR Beanie mops the floor

Let's play a game like saw,
walk down the street, Everytime you think about a Beanie SLAP yourself in the jaw
When you get home your face is sore,
Can't even throw your hand anymore

So many Beanies so many slaps
There's no way this can be ignored


Your hand is dripping with blood
It's red raw, it's your own fault

Your face is a mess
Thing is your face would be half blessed had you stopped sitting on that damn fence.
𝅘𝅥𝅮
 
Johnny Salami said:
at 1:14 They start talking about the moon landing conspiracy and Tim says launching rockets isn't as complicated as people think it is. A high school dropout. He then sucks the fun out of a fun conspiracy video and he's overtly defensive.
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WHAT! Sending shit into space is extremely complicated! It's not big explosion and rocket go whoosh! Especially in the 60's where a graphing calculator was sci fi future tech.
 
and 69 others said:
𝅘𝅥𝅮 [in the style of UK grime]
My Beanie is better than yours
My Beanie is better than yours
My Beanie is folded neatly in the draw BUT
When I spill a drink YOUR Beanie mops the floor

Let's play a game like saw,
walk down the street, Everytime you think about a Beanie SLAP yourself in the jaw
When you get home your face is sore,
Can't even throw your hand anymore

So many Beanies so many slaps
There's no way this can be ignored


Your hand is dripping with blood
It's red raw, it's your own fault

Your face is a mess
Thing is your face would be half blessed had you stopped sitting on that damn fence.
𝅘𝅥𝅮
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In my head that sounds like this:
 
Nate Higgers said:
Wait what? What page is this on, or can someone give me a quick rundown
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I don't know what page it's on but Molly and Rocco went schizo on Tim but Molly left her cat at Tim's place while they were on the road. Tim refused to give the cat back until the police forced him to return it and then from what I heard he basically mailed it to her.
 
Why does Tim Pool larp about a conflict that will never happen? I mean he is a manlet who isnt particularly strong, smart, or fast. I am unsure how being a podcaster and a e-grifter are skills you would want if that happened. Also he lives in some Maryland MacMansion, that isnt exactly bunker down shelter. If anything he should live in a one story house (it could have a basement) made with bricks (masonry) and minimal windows. Having food and water is the most important and I doubt Tim Pool has a garden/farm he can sustain without inputs that rely on infrastructure, nor do I think he has rain barrels.
 
TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Why does Tim Pool larp about a conflict that will never happen? I mean he is a manlet who isnt particularly strong, smart, or fast. I am unsure how being a podcaster and a e-grifter are skills you would want if that happened. Also he lives in some Maryland MacMansion, that isnt exactly bunker down shelter. If anything he should live in a one story house (it could have a basement) made with bricks (masonry) and minimal windows. Having food and water is the most important and I doubt Tim Pool has a garden/farm he can sustain without inputs that rely on infrastructure, nor do I think he has rain barrels.
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Doesn't he have a bunch of chickens he sings and plays guitar to?
 
TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Why does Tim Pool larp about a conflict that will never happen? I mean he is a manlet who isnt particularly strong, smart, or fast. I am unsure how being a podcaster and a e-grifter are skills you would want if that happened. Also he lives in some Maryland MacMansion, that isnt exactly bunker down shelter. If anything he should live in a one story house (it could have a basement) made with bricks (masonry) and minimal windows. Having food and water is the most important and I doubt Tim Pool has a garden/farm he can sustain without inputs that rely on infrastructure, nor do I think he has rain barrels.
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Part of it is grift. By convincing his viewers that there is a catastrophic event horizon where your named devil (in Tim's case Leftists) will cause a tyranny that must be held off by listening and paypigging to Tim. By keeping his audience panicked and invested in "the fight" he keeps them uncritically eating the bullshit he spoon feeds them whilst doing his best to stop them from consuming their media from other competing sources (as they're the enemy and can't be trusted).

The other part is cope. Tim is exceptional in his unexceptionality. The fact he has an audience and a grift is a weird little anamoly. Tim is bland, stupid, he's not attractive, he's not tough, he doesn't have a natural charisma, he's low effort in his work, Tim isn't Joe Average, he is Joe Below Average. By talking about how he's prepared for the fight and has all the vital skills to survive and eventually win the upcoming "conflict" he's trying to signal to people, including himself, that he is someone exceptional, and not the bland little nobody of no sigificant talent or skill that he is. People who will loudly proclaim they are something (for instance Sargon claiming to be a well read intellectual) the more likely the complete opposite is true. Those who are show by doing and being, those who aren't will try and show by loudly claiming and posing.
 
Kevin Grumbles said:
How does she not have a thread yet? Just reading her flipping her shit in the comments on that video is enough, let alone all the other random bits that pop up about her such as her apparent reasoning on why Hitler went to heaven.

Bitch is absolutely bat-shit bonkers.
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I remember she made a video about vasush implying he wanted to fuck her and even I said he haps more standards then to fuck la woman with more chins then him.
 
kidatari said:
Kiwibros I think I'm in love

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"She" has THE EYES

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Johnny Salami said:
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Since you're all simping for this semen demon
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Did Tim seriously traffic a girl onto his podcast to increase viewership? Who the fuck is this?

The grift has reached new lows, we've reached the e-whore stage where now all the e-whores look like they fell outta 2008 and the back alleys of some blue state shithole.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Wait what? What page is this on, or can someone give me a quick rundown
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Retink said:
I don't know what page it's on but Molly and Rocco went schizo on Tim but Molly left her cat at Tim's place while they were on the road. Tim refused to give the cat back until the police forced him to return it and then from what I heard he basically mailed it to her.
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As best as Yahoo could figure it out, Tim got into an argument with Molli and then dropped the cat off at an animal shelter, where one of Molli's friends picked it up and put it on a plane to fly it to Los Angeles where she was now living.
 
Lone MacReady said:
To be fair, "middle of the road" Timmy does give beanies a bad name, especially when his is removed. They weren't designed as a baldman hiding tool Tim. Love who you are and Show Off That Reflective Dome Piece.
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Concealing of baldness seems to be the predominant use of them as far I see. As glisten shine of the centrist dome will blind the committee tyrants.
 
Tim's off the fence whether he realizes it or not.
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nobody who is pro-choice uses the term "abortionist". it has nothing to do with being "offensive" like he's trying to bullshit his audience, it's just not a term that is used on that side of the issue.

he's also blaming gay men for spreading monkeypox, so at some point "sodomite" should be appearing in his thumbnails soon:
 
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