Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Don't Tread on Me]

Here we have Tim's narcissism on hilarious display.

3 minutes in: "I wake up, read the news, eat, work out, take a shower after getting all sweaty, then start reading the news again before Timcast IRL. Wrap up that around 11 or so PM, get to bed, wake up, do the whole thing all over again. I read probably hundreds of articles per day just nonstop all day every day. I'm looking at a chessboard and I can see all the pieces lined up in front of me. But there are many people - they don't do this. Even people in politics don't do this. They don't read the news all day every day, I mean, if you're working in policy you're not going to do that. And if you're a political commentator, you might be focused on issues that you consider important. I'm reading front pages often. I'm reading a variety of posts across the political spectrum. And so, to varying degrees, there are things that I can see that others can't. There are things that other people can see - uh, th-that they can't see, I can see."

Unbelievable. He cannot interrupt his own dick-sucking long enough to acknowledge that he tunnel visions and misses things, even on occasion. No. He sees everything, other people are the only ones who miss things. If he accidentally gives other people credit, he will stumble over his words and go back to snatch it back from them because no one is allowed to win but Tim.

 

[LiquidKid]

Here we have Tim's narcissism on hilarious display.

3 minutes in: "I wake up, read the news, eat, work out, take a shower after getting all sweaty, then start reading the news again before Timcast IRL. Wrap up that around 11 or so PM, get to bed, wake up, do the whole thing all over again. I read probably hundreds of articles per day just nonstop all day every day. I'm looking at a chessboard and I can see all the pieces lined up in front of me. But there are many people - they don't do this. Even people in politics don't do this. They don't read the news all day every day, I mean, if you're working in policy you're not going to do that. And if you're a political commentator, you might be focused on issues that you consider important. I'm reading front pages often. I'm reading a variety of posts across the political spectrum. And so, to varying degrees, there are things that I can see that others can't. There are things that other people can see - uh, th-that they can't see, I can see."

Unbelievable. He cannot interrupt his own dick-sucking long enough to acknowledge that he tunnel visions and misses things, even on occasion. No. He sees everything, other people are the only ones who miss things. If he accidentally gives other people credit, he will stumble over his words and go back to snatch it back from them because no one is allowed to win but Tim.

How can someone who allegedly reads the news all day every day still not understand how a single things works in the world, and constantly misremember, over exaggerate, or outright lie about world events on a daily basis?

Is Tim honestly trying to say he’s simultaneously the most informed and the least informed person on the planet?

 

[LiquidKid]

for a while she was really into being naked/dressed as Slave Leia at ComicCon. I'm surprised she wasn't a host on G4 at some point.

Didn’t she co-host that PlayStation network show The Tester?

 

[Retink]

They don't read the news all day every day,

Reading poorly written fiction all day might be an alright recreational activity, but it's not beneficial to knowledge or wisdom long term.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I bet she was not gonna be invited again anyway, remember how mad Tim looked when she said to him "you are fat"

Wait. Tim had on a based model with Slave Leia pictures?

What were they even talking about?

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

While I agree with a decent amount of the sentiment in this, I gotta say... If he'd shut up and cut about 10 minutes off of it and left it to his main thoughts I'd probably not have pulled a muscle rolling my eyes so hard.

Remove the "Civil War" and "Occupy Wallstreet" memes and he's basically the Yong Yea of political punditry: read the news and drag it out as long as possible for time until you're annoyed with him rather than informed of something you may have missed and given some speculation and opinion to consider on top of it.

Wish he'd take a page from Styx and know when to cut it short.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Tim's argument is he's too famous now to do it safely. Probably why he once spazzed out on Andy Ngo for continuing to do on the ground journalism despite being even more famous than Tim.

Do you think it's because he can't stand people snatching his beanie when he goes out in public and revealing that he's balding?

 

[Value Size]

While I agree with a decent amount of the sentiment in this, I gotta say... If he'd shut up and cut about 10 minutes off of it and left it to his main thoughts I'd probably not have pulled a muscle rolling my eyes so hard.

Remove the "Civil War" and "Occupy Wallstreet" memes and he's basically the Yong Yea of political punditry: read the news and drag it out as long as possible for time until you're annoyed with him rather than informed of something you may have missed and given some speculation and opinion to consider on top of it.

Wish he'd take a page from Styx and know when to cut it short.

Honestly if Tim made like 4 minute videos, hardly ever talked about himself, didn't do anything outside of news stories and didn't try to suck youtube's cock so much I'd probably still be a big fan of him.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

While I agree with a decent amount of the sentiment in this, I gotta say... If he'd shut up and cut about 10 minutes off of it and left it to his main thoughts I'd probably not have pulled a muscle rolling my eyes so hard.

This has been Tim's problem for years at this point. Despite his retarded takes, he was providing more information back then than commentary so it was useful for getting an idea of what people were largely talking that day in a relatively short amount of time.

Now its a tidbit of that with a fuckton of boring commentary.

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

Honestly if Tim made like 4 minute videos, hardly ever talked about himself, didn't do anything outside of news stories and didn't try to suck youtube's cock so much I'd probably still be a big fan of him.

Sad part is that on the uncensored show, with Mama Susan's censorship dick firmly dislodged from his throat, he actually is a lot better. Has his moments, yes, but if he'd just pick a few of them to upload for free here and there exclusive to Rumble he might win back some people who are tired of his shit.

It won't stop me from making fun of him for letting himself be spit-roasted by YouTube and his precious fence post on the daily... Like I said once before, it really makes it all that much worse knowing how capable he is of removing (or at least loosening) them both if he actually feels like it.

For those curious, though, Ian is still a fucking spaz.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Tim can't see the glowing. Isn't it just a little to on the nose?

 

[Value Size]

Sad part is that on the uncensored show, with Mama Susan's censorship dick firmly dislodged from his throat, he actually is a lot better. Has his moments, yes, but if he'd just pick a few of them to upload for free here and there exclusive to Rumble he might win back some people who are tired of his shit.

It won't stop me from making fun of him for letting himself be spit-roasted by YouTube and his precious fence post on the daily... Like I said once before, it really makes it all that much worse knowing how capable he is of removing (or at least loosening) them both if he actually feels like it.

For those curious, though, Ian is still a fucking spaz.

I saw the one that got leaked after he shut down his main show in like 5 minutes. Maybe this was a bad episode to see but I found him even more painful to watch since it was basically his ego amped up to 11.

 

[Nosferatu Zodd]

While I agree with a decent amount of the sentiment in this, I gotta say... If he'd shut up and cut about 10 minutes off of it and left it to his main thoughts I'd probably not have pulled a muscle rolling my eyes so hard.

Remove the "Civil War" and "Occupy Wallstreet" memes and he's basically the Yong Yea of political punditry: read the news and drag it out as long as possible for time until you're annoyed with him rather than informed of something you may have missed and given some speculation and opinion to consider on top of it.

Wish he'd take a page from Styx and know when to cut it short.

Tim is useful as a news aggregator I can use to listen to while I'm working on other things. I'm mostly OK with his news segments, except for when he needs to show everyone how angry he is about what he's talking about and goes full virgin with rage, shouting through his gritted teeth about AOC and Nancy Pelosi being liars.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Wait, which feds carry out ops when the op is to attack the feds?

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

Wait, which feds carry out ops when the op is to attack the feds?

Disciplinary action being taken on the people who leaked to Veritas?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Wait, which feds carry out ops when the op is to attack the feds?

The IRS obviously.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Wait, which feds carry out ops when the op is to attack the feds?

I suspect they get one of their MK Ultra'd human drones to do it. They probably have them on speed dial at this point an app for it. Like Uber or Door Dash, but with brainwashed "lone" gunmen.

 

[Retink]

Honestly if Tim made like 4 minute videos, hardly ever talked about himself, didn't do anything outside of news stories and didn't try to suck youtube's cock so much I'd probably still be a big fan of him.

This has been Tim's problem for years at this point. Despite his retarded takes, he was providing more information back then than commentary so it was useful for getting an idea of what people were largely talking that day in a relatively short amount of time.

Now its a tidbit of that with a fuckton of boring commentary.

This is what I liked about Tim and somewhat Sargon when he did "This Week in Stupid", because it was a good source of more obscure articles and information in conjunction with more mainstream info. I get why they make it more of a commentary channel, as that way they think there's more value added from them and that they can't just be replaced by people who figure out more intelligent and efficient ways of data harvesting the news, but ultimately it makes them a lot more bland and uninteresting.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Lets go dudes!

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

Should we add "Cross(ed) the Rubicon" to the drinking game or is everyone already suffering catastrophic liver failure from just "Civil War" alone today?