💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Useful_Mistake said:
Well, tbf, that does sound somewhat impressive. I'd taunt my own horn in his position.

He could stand to sound as if he gave even tiniest bit of a shit. I mean, I've heard Eastern European dubs that had more emotion.

I feel like this caption is somewhat inaccurate. He was talking about Biden's speeches, which do have a bit more emotion. But, yeah, if Tim ever did use the word verve to describe Biden, then he'd be a right tard.

By the way, don't take this as me shitting on you, you do a great work with this clips. Thanks!
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No worries, came off as constructive criticism to my reading, & you had the right of it. I made the adjustment to specify Tim was talking about Biden's speeches for that clip.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Well, tbf, that does sound somewhat impressive. I'd taunt my own horn in his position.
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The problem is, is that Tim always shirks from drama and claims that it's not what he does, but all of his biggest streams are drama related and usually because of the guest and not him. People weren't really there for Tim, they were there to hear Crowder's beef with DW, which some credit goes to Tim for booking him, but claiming it was all his own doing is kind of dumb.

One other point of context is that we don't know how many people watched the Twitter Space really as it kept crashing, so it could have easily gotten more eyes overall than the Crowder episode.

WelperHelper99 said:
Being able to simplify a complex issue is how you rally people. Rambling with a redditor answer is how you lose people's attention. If you can get it down to a sentence or phrase, your golden
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Obviously, but a lot of people think adding context is brief and don't always distill the second sentence as much as the first into its own statement in a sense. When in reality the first sentence is intended to get you invested in a the second, the second in the third, and so forth.
 

Tim had Wesley Hunt, U.S. Representative of Texas' 38th district, for the guest. Seamus & Hannah took the co-host seats.
Wesley brought the energy levels back up, from the nadir of the previous episode.

39:00-45:10 :Tim was sidelined, mostly, by the more staunchly conservative panel in the abortion discussion.

Clip Collection:
-After Wesley's introduction, it is a tough act to follow, but Seamus rose to the occasion:


-Now, if I were a less charitable poster, I would think Tim chose a basketball allegory, for a particular reason:


-Tim is being led down the "They're Gay-to-They're Groomers" pipeline, thanks to Trad-Cath Seamus:


-Tim knows this drive for sodomy education for children can be substituted for another hole delving venture...mining:


-Tim does not understand how people can mock Christians, as is done by The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, but not the same mockery for Muslims. Seamus does:


-Tim has the inside scoop on who may run for governor of Florida, next. It might be a previous guest:


-Tim thought of using a Twitter Space to simultaneously broadcast via cell phone for a live, audio-only version of the show. Talks the technical difficulties in doing so:
 
Watching Timcast and it froze on a good frame when youtube lagged.
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Tim now has to please Desantoids because he dared to call the failed twitter announcement a fail. His day segments have gotten worse, and is way too dedicated to faggot lite. Tim when the fuck are you going to wake up to the fact there's no good troon. Stop with this "some are good look at blair!" You keep claiming you want to win ze epic culture war. But you shoot yourself in the foot for these cringy lolbert compromises.
 

Tim had ALX, the Twitter personality, on as a guest. Phil & Taylor Silverman as co-hosts for this episode.

Another sedate episode.
Memorial Day will be beanie-free.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is a generous grifter. He will give the proceeds of a Seamus-inspired coffee to Seamus. Some of the proceeds, that is:


-Tim found a perfect tagline for the show:


-My clipping & posting makes me a Tim Pool-pirate?:


-Tim demands people give up their city dwelling, in order to escape Woke-ism. Even if it means abandoning everything.
Tim, however, will not relocate, because he likes snowboarding:


-Tim acknowledges that it is time to not talk about Women's Rights, but Women's Wrongs:


-Tim tries to warn Taylor of accepting/being trapped in a Total Recall-inspired fantasy, in the Metaverse:


-Tim says people riding Harley-Davidson are likely homosexual-inclined, due to their ad partnership with Budweiser
I would not say this around actual bikers, but Tim is free to gab as much as he wishes:


-Tim does not understand time dilation. Being under lesser gravity does change how time flows but not appreciably so:


-Tim spills the (coffee) beans & reveals his idea is Seamus-inspired Irish Coffee. Truly novel idea, that, combining alcohol & Irishmen:


Bonus Bit:
-When I hear "Mini-Coop", I can only think of those wee cars they make. & with how much of a "rough & tumble compound owner" Tim is, a Mini Coupé as the domicile for his sashimi-fed fowl would be fitting:


-Collecting commemorative beer cans is for bushy-scalped homosexuals, AKA Budweiser Fans.
Real men, heterosexual men, beanie-capped men, collect commemorative bags of coffee with a cock (Roberto Jr.) on it!
Why? Because it can become flat, of course:
 
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Niggernerd said:
Tim now has to please Desantoids because he dared to call the failed twitter announcement a fail. His day segments have gotten worse, and is way too dedicated to faggot lite. Tim when the fuck are you going to wake up to the fact there's no good troon. Stop with this "some are good look at blair!" You keep claiming you want to win ze epic culture war. But you shoot yourself in the foot for these cringy lolbert compromises.
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His reasoning doesn't even make sense either. He tries to argue Blair should get special treatment because he looks more like a woman than the other troons. But it's just politics. Tim is playing favorites, he likes Blair because Blair agrees with him. Dylan doesn't even disagree with him, Dylan doesn't practice any sort of leftwing politics he's just a wannabe diva. Tim tries to avoid saying he's disgusted by Dylan but his reactions and speech are very obviously from a place of disgust. And it's easy for him to find disgust in every other random troon too, because they all look like men. But no, no. Buck Angel and Blair White, those are the REAL troons and we gotta respect them.
 
JamesWebbSlinger said:
-Tim is a generous grifter. He will give the proceeds of a Seamus-inspired coffee to Seamus. Some of the proceeds, that is:
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I like how at one point he rags on the special edition Budweiser - Harley Davidson can because he can't imagine anyone collecting limited run cans, and then turns around to instantly shill his special edition coffee bags. When a super chat calls him out on this he smugly says coffee bags are flat when empty so you can put them on a wall, or on a shelf when full.

Zero self awareness at this point.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
For context, Tim also said that he believed this verdict was bad since there was clear video of votes not being verified, and that he believed that this would go up to the Supreme Court, who would reverse and remand this ruling
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Either verdict was going to be bad. How dumb does a black-pill merchant like Tim have to be to think the system wouldn't protect it's legitimacy against an upstart like Kari Lake?

I believe they already refused to bounce the intentionality requirement that's not in the plain reading of the law, that the district court judge just made up... who ever thought this was going to go any differently?
 
Retink Retunk said:
I like how at one point he rags on the special edition Budweiser - Harley Davidson can because he can't imagine anyone collecting limited run cans, and then turns around to instantly shill his special edition coffee bags. When a super chat calls him out on this he smugly says coffee bags are flat when empty so you can put them on a wall, or on a shelf when full.

Zero self awareness at this point.
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Poop...Missed that one, since I skipped around towards the end & it was right after.
Will add that to the bonus bits of my post.
 
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I tried putting that ALX episode on as background noise but when you hear Tim saying, "I don't even know why we came in today" and not caring about the show, it turned me off from listening.
 

Tim's weaknesses are being exploited here and he lines up for it. He mocks someone who asked him on IRL to talk about policy, and he says "We all agree on the policy!"

Really? Because Tim has done a very good job of trying to avoid any specific policy discussions the entire time he's supported Trump. One policy he's been consistent on is that he does not support American participation in the Russia Ukraine conflict. Well, DeSantis is a veteran. So we all know that he will support military intervention no matter where it is. Trump has explicitly stated we shouldn't be involved in Ukraine. There's your policy discussion.

Then he starts talking about sales and how you sell a product to people, and how you can't just tell people the features and benefits of the product. And he compares this to his time working at a non-profit harassing people on the streets.

Ads are very similar to harassing people on the streets, yes, but radio and TV ads often position highlighting a problem and then stating how you will fix it. That's how you decide who is going to be president, their priorities on which problems need to be fixed and their solutions presented.
 
Bloodfeast Island Man said:
I tried putting that ALX episode on as background noise but when you hear Tim saying, "I don't even know why we came in today" and not caring about the show, it turned me off from listening.
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Why would he say that? It sounds like a very retarded thing to say about a show that's your responsibility to make entertaining for the audience.
 
Retink Retunk said:
Why would he say that? It sounds like a very retarded thing to say about a show that's your responsibility to make entertaining for the audience.
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At 23:12, he says, "Memorial day weekend, everyone's already gone, yeah, like I don't even know why we're here to be completely honest. We're not going to be here Monday."
This is after he talks about it being a slow news day.

Honestly, I only turned it on because I had never heard of this Twitter "personality" and was hoping for some retard takes from another leftist like Lance. I should have just waited for @JamesWebbSlinger's synopsis. (I listened Friday night)
 
Don't Tread on Me said:

Tim's weaknesses are being exploited here and he lines up for it. He mocks someone who asked him on IRL to talk about policy, and he says "We all agree on the policy!"

Really? Because Tim has done a very good job of trying to avoid any specific policy discussions the entire time he's supported Trump. One policy he's been consistent on is that he does not support American participation in the Russia Ukraine conflict. Well, DeSantis is a veteran. So we all know that he will support military intervention no matter where it is. Trump has explicitly stated we shouldn't be involved in Ukraine. There's your policy discussion.

Then he starts talking about sales and how you sell a product to people, and how you can't just tell people the features and benefits of the product. And he compares this to his time working at a non-profit harassing people on the streets.

Ads are very similar to harassing people on the streets, yes, but radio and TV ads often position highlighting a problem and then stating how you will fix it. That's how you decide who is going to be president, their priorities on which problems need to be fixed and their solutions presented.
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That would involve going into depth with differences. It's obvious the Republican party is split with the prowar/antiwar sides which is more easily distinguished since Dems is mostly how pro-socialist or how pro-grooming you are. Like I listened to Ted Cruzs podcast and he straight up said the reason the debt ceiling is happening is because of prowar Republicans like Graham
 
Tim is sperging about some baseball player who had to kowtow to wokescolds for not supporting gayshit or something. And Tim is saying because he didn't double down, he's not a real Christian.

Get the entire fuck out of here, Pim Tool.

Sounding just like the people he hates so much: stripping someone of their identity/beliefs because they don't do what you want them to right now now now. Sucks he couldn't stand tall for his choice but jeez that was harsh. Good on Seamus for sounding reasonable about it.
 
One of Tim's segments, I guess he got enough backlash enough times he finally admits his wrongs when saying everyone still in cities just don't want to leave. Finally realizing the economy for the rest of us is shit and some people literally CANT move
 

Tim had Seth Weathers, GOP strategist & the brewer of Ultra Right beer, which was created as a response to Bud Light's troon brewing. Ian & Seamus joined as the co-hosts.
There was a fair bit of discussions too long to clip, so here are some highlights you can watch:

*4:04-9:04: Seth says he is subscribing to Castbrew Coffee on-air, while Ian, Tim, Seamus, & Serge the button-presser taste test Ultra Right beer on the show. They continue to drink throughout the episode.

*34:56-43:13: Seth tries to explain how hard it would be to boycott Chick-fil-a, from his experience living in the South where it is ubiquitous & suburban moms will not want to give it up. Tim disagrees & says it will be easy. Tim also claims Chick-fil-a is slow on service due to emphasising their drive-thru option, which Seth & Seamus push back on.

*45:37-50:27 : Tim accuses Toronto Blue Jays Baseball player, Anthony Bass, of not being a Christian due to apologising for liking a tweet supporting the Target boycott. Later, Tim does acknowledge that Canada has laws against hate speech & Bass may have been trying to avoid transgressing those.

*58:02-1:01:03: I think this is an excellent example of Ian being correct, but having such a barmy way of conveying his thoughts, not helped by his small mistakes on dates & such, it comes out sounding wrong.

Yes, the Romans created the Catholic Church. After the Councils of Nicaea & Constantinople (both sponsored by Emperors Constantine I, & Theodosius I, respectively) the Roman Empire helped to create a Catholic (from the Greek word Katholikos, or "universal") Christianity, through a standardisation of doctrine, from the numerous sects of the time. Rome adopted this Catholic Christianity as the state religion in 381 AD & from that point forward, Christianity took on Roman features (taking Roman diocese as the basis for a Bishop's area of control, the title of pontiff deriving from Rome's pontifex maximus office, etc.). With support from the Emperors, the Bishop in Rome was elevated to "Bishop of Bishops", giving that seat the primacy that would later become Papal supremacy over the Latin-speaking Church. Although the Donation of Constantine document was found to be a fabrication, it was believable due to the place the Church took in the collapsing Roman Empire's civil administration.

Yes, misinterpreting "turn the other cheek" into refusing to fight against any anti-Christian attacks has cost it in the cultural fights over the past few decades.

Yes, power can trump truth, no matter how right you are, because violent suppression & power wielded to silence opposition can work, at least in the short term.

Clip Collection:
-Tim knows just how to sort the important stories to cover, from the everyday dross:


-Tim is ready to fight the Culture War on the coffee beans, fight it on the espresso steam machines, etc.:


-Ian explains how the Rothschilds invented the modern economic system, & how he contemplated starting a bank run. He decided not to as that would be economic terrorism:


-Ian believes Christ is working through Elon Musk, to spread American ideals via Twitter:


-Ian has a need to breed, to preserve his vital bodily fluids before they are corrupted by fast food:


-I now think the reason Tim has so many casino stories is not because he has a gambling problem. He just moved to the largest Casino nexus, outside of Las Vegas:


-A superchat suggesting an AI replacement for Ian that is less beta has the panel talk about how Ian's room smells weird:


Bonus Bits:
-Tim is vehement that he did NOT get that bomb threat you sent him:


-Ian has a plan to escape...colonize the sea:
 
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