Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

If I had Tim's money I would start a Vtuber company. Shit is so hot right now with zooms zooms. They don't even play video games
Vtubers are just streamers with better branding and merch opportunities. There's a reason there's no Tim merch, no one wants to wear a shirt with a bald halfu man child on it or own a plushy of him.

The thing is that I knew it would be a bad idea since that market is oversaturated. You can hear everyone's take on why the new Disney will fail but they contribute to the success by giving it money. Until they start naming the Jews they can't compete.
The amount of that shit that's suggested in the feed of people talking about the latest Disney or capeshit thing and how much it sucks is annoying at this point. It's the same shit as Kevin Smith crying because the new Batman product is so beautiful or whatever just on the other side of the spectrum.

Tim probably chose to go with the non-college educated people who are gonna milk him for all he's worth since they recognize a trick when they see one.
Tim also intentionally hires edgy dipshits because he thinks their hatred of "the man" will make them better employees instead of annoying self important dipshits like Rocco.
 
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Vtubers are just streamers with better branding and merch opportunities. There's a reason there's no Tim merch, no one wants to wear a shirt with a bald halfu man child on it or own a plushy of him.
I would recommend fingerboards, but I haven't seen those in twenty years. Skateboarding in general has fallen off in popularity for the past fifteen.
 
Why anybody takes Scott Horton seriously I will never get he literally in my opinion is just a communist infiltrating the libertarian party to spread into American nonsense.
He thinks that Japan getting nuked is somehow bad because we could have totally invaded and not lost a million soldiers because at one point Dwight D Eisenhower said that we won't go into lose a million soldiers problem with that is Eisenhower wasn't in command of this Pacific Theater.
His debate style also sounds like he's a leftist communist and that's why I don't think he's actually a sincere libertarian just a communist infiltrator attempting to undermine the libertarian movement but then again that doesn't take much just mention the age of consent and you get every libertarian outing themselves as a pedophile.

There's a reason people like hop don't associate themselves directly with the libertarian party or any specific figure because then they would have the work undermined by idiots like Scott Horton and Dave Smith who sound like low budget versions of Russia Today
 

Tim had Joey Mannarino, a podcaster & fundraiser, & Lavern Spicer, a candidate for the U.S. House seat in Miami, were the guests.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

The catty Joey did most of the talking, while Lavern remained mostly mute.

Clip Collection:
-Tim does not want to talk soccer, cutting of Serge's praise for South Africa's winning team:


-Phil says the Republican Party are second only to Libertarian Party with uselessness:


-Tim talks about the ability for AI to notice things, via uploading all the data into it & the AI highlighting the gaps in our knowledge. Though I doubt the AI will achieve true noticing power, just look at what happened to Tay:


-Joey is happy that the Oakland DA suffered a car robbery, as a consequence of her policies. Tim thinks the Oakland DA is happy it happened, as well:


-Ian does his darndest to rush information to his mother, before the mainstream media can announce anything:


-Tim says to win the culture war "have five kids", yet Tim is as barren as his scalp when it comes to progeny. This lack of children applies to nearly everyone at the table:


-Tim says discussion of Sean Strickland's statement regarding Bud Light sponsoring the UFC will be reserved for the members-only section:


Here is his video from "X":


& a statement regarding his plans:
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Tonight's guest is a treasure-trove of LOLbertarian idiocy.
>Makes wild claims.
>Wild claims are easily bullshit on their face
>Well, who knows and maybe I'm wrong, but let's move the goal posts and throw out red herrings.

The right-wing manipulation to support communist-friendly wacko Muslims that favor global overt humanitarian oppression is funny as fuck.

LOL guest says he used to be a hardcore Marxist. Wow. Much surprised.

Tim Pool was on Adam Carolla's podcast
Poolbros we did it.


Came in earlier to see if this posted. Good on Tim for doing this bc it will grow his numbers. ACS is a huge audience of the center-right, centrist, left-center. He needs to do more of this stuff rather than hunkering down in his bunker. I haven't listened yet because there is a great podcast about wild sour yeasts used in brewing IPAs that I am very, very interested in. Most of these "farmhouse" yeast strains are renowned for sour notes in beer, similar to souring wild yeast in sourdough. Using cultivated brewer strains of brewing yeast in breadmaking can provide some amazing results. I use a blend of German lager and London ale yeast to make buns for hamburgers, hotdogs and dinner rolls. The rise is awesome (lager works cold, ale works warm) and imparts massively rich flavor that you will never see in commercial/grocery breads., even commercially fresh-baked breads.
 
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-Tim says to win the culture war "have five kids", yet Tim is as barren as his scalp when it comes to progeny. This lack of children applies to nearly everyone at the table:
Last night's show was full of Tim having retarded takes. He also told people that getting a house was as easy as moving to the middle of nowhere and roughing it. Never mind the fact that all the land is owned by somebody these days.

I didn't catch a ton of tonight's episode, guest was Michael Rectenwald, a former leftist professor who is now a libertarian running for President as a Libertarian. Tim's yes-men were Phil and Brett. A lot of retarded Israel-Palestine takes tonight. I think someone was supporting the concept of America being the world police. Serge, maybe.

Anyway, best part of the episode that they totally ignored:
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He also told people that getting a house was as easy as moving to the middle of nowhere and roughing it. Never mind the fact that all the land is owned by somebody these days.
There's also the issue of job opportunities in the middle of nowhere so unless you have a healthy savings it's much harder to get a house you can sustain. That and the issue of upkeep which with older properties and less industry becomes harder.

Oh, and if you know how debt works you can get a house in more expensive areas somewhat easily as well, you just need to not be financially retarded.
 
There's also the issue of job opportunities in the middle of nowhere so unless you have a healthy savings it's much harder to get a house you can sustain. That and the issue of upkeep which with older properties and less industry becomes harder.

Oh, and if you know how debt works you can get a house in more expensive areas somewhat easily as well, you just need to not be financially retarded.
I honestly don't know why this modern generation, gen Z and Alpha, are such objectively stupid losers. When I was growing up, it was very common for my peers' parents to drive an hour to go to work. And I don't mean sitting in gridlock traffic.
I didn't catch a ton of tonight's episode, guest was Michael Rectenwald, a former leftist professor who is now a libertarian running for President as a Libertarian. Tim's yes-men were Phil and Brett. A lot of retarded Israel-Palestine takes tonight.
A lot of retardation in general. "China isn't a threat" was a pretty funny one. And dude isn't just leftist, as in generic leftoid moron. Self-avowed Marxist cretin that became the darling of the Mises Caucus of the Libertarian Party, who balked at the leftoid bullshit from Jorgensen only to put forth this more leftoid gem of a mongoloid.
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Just checked the comments after the show and it's like a fucking trailer park after a tornado touched down. Low turnout, surprising given that the episode got a lot of views, and a lot of very divisive, vitriolic finger pointing over shit that no one is directly responsible for. I'm wondering if the notably increased lack of engagement in the comment section is due to YT rolling out new automoderation tools. It's gotten pretty absurd, almost to Twitter's peak-woke levels. Calling someone a "bitch loser" can land you in 24-hour timeout for cyberbullying. Copy and paste some lyrics from a song and add commentary? 24-hour ban for spam.

Also noticed a lot of people wondering why the recent spate of guests have sucked so much ass. In case anyone here is wondering, it's because Tim exerts little to no authority over who is booked as a guest, handing it completely over to Cassandra Fairbanks. Which, out of all the things to be hands-off on, this is the worst space.

I'm not going to pretend to be neutral in the kike vs sandnigger war. I fucking despise sandniggers and their shitsuck religion of uselessness. Kikes suck, too, but if you make me choose a side, then I'm not going to endlessly sweat it out as if it is a tough choice for me to make. I can certainly understand and even appreciate pro-sandnigger views, but my disillusion comes from that the lies from the sandnigger side tends to be too prevalent and overtly ridiculous, comparatively. Kikes tend to exaggerate, which I don't like but is somewhat forgivable. Sandniggers just make up shit totally and will gaslight you. Something something BLM Antifa. Kind of weird how that alignment works in not only rhetoric, but activism. I'm sure it's merely a coincidence.

I meant to post this earlier with some bigger shit and I'm just worn out as fuck nowadays, so I'll lazy dump Cassandra Fairbanks jumping on the "Kikes bombed a hospital!" controversy, which Tim has immense disdain for, and then doubling down that even it was only a parking lot fire it doesn't mean THOUSANDS weren't killed. Keep in mind that Cassandra is the brain-trust that said the USA should never have gotten into WW2, even after its military being directly attacked at Pearl Harbor.


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The funny part about Azerbaijan sandniggers genociding CHRISTIAN Armenians, is that it is being directly assisted by Turkish and Pakistani muslims, who are also pledging support for the poor dindu Palestinian sandniggers from the kikes. Cassandra, because she's a fucking retard, latches onto Israel selling Azerbaijan weapons years ago while ignoring more direct and immediate military assistance of Turkey. I keep saying this like a broken record, but I think this recent guest and the actions of the likes of Borysenko and Fairbanks really deliver salient examples: leftoid scumfucks don't stop being leftoid scumfucks just because they changed their stance on BLM or gun rights out of a matter of convenience.
 
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I keep saying this like a broken record, but I think this recent guest and the actions of the likes of Borysenko and Fairbanks really deliver salient examples: leftoid scumfucks don't stop being leftoid scumfucks just because they changed their stance on BLM or gun rights out of a matter of convenience.
At this point, I'm convinced modern Leftists are really just Cluster B personality disorders that entered politics.
 
maybe the dev is just milking that sweet sweet Chinisium sword money out of Tim to this day.
I'd say so. A fighting game does sound complex if its online, but then again you've got HoloLive fanmade Idol game by 11 people doing it for free and that's already out.
This guy could take MUGEN scrape out all the characters and throw them into it. Even I made a fucking shitty character for MUGEN - its not hard especially if you just steal move sets so if you have people who know what they're doing I'd imagine its easier.

Tim probably is getting milked dry and too stupid to realize it.
If I had Tim's money I would start a Vtuber company
I'd start a game company and make shitty scary games for zoomers. They EAT that shit up. Five nights got a movie, Iron lung, getting a movie. They merchandise the shit out of the games and products too. Hell half of them don't even get finished. See the one about the neighbor you had to break into their house.
Or the happy toy factory one.

Just make something scary for zoomers. IDK what the fuck scares them? A job? Mr. Manager the horror game. Its about working graveyard shift at a fast food joint and your manager lives in the rafters and is trying to turn you into ground beef or some shit.

Just have long hallways that make no sense and are a labrynthe maze not lit well. And have a barely working animated figure of an elongated man with a smile chase after you. You finally get to the secret frozen meat locker section and END OF CHAPTER 1. You've already got 10 dollars from them for your early access game.

You throw out some endless merchandise and jerk them along. Do a ton of astroturfed scary tik tok videos too and watch them eat it up.
Hell I went too long into this.

I just wanted to say Tim's whole crew being childless and almost into their 40s telling everyone "have kids" is fucking hilarious.
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If Tim Pool ever has children I'll buy an edible hat and eat it.
 
Iron lung, getting a movie.
Iron Lung seems like the perfect low budget indie film idea. I hope they don't fuck it up.

If Tim Pool ever has children I'll buy an edible hat and eat it.
I'll buy you that hat. Tim won't have kids, he'll keep "waiting for the right time" and never realize that there is no such thing. You either have kids or don't and the longer you wait the higher the chance that something will go wrong when you finally do try.
 

Tim has decided to go for a different approach here. Now he claims that war is war and that the rule of nature is that brutality conquers all. He says that there is no punishment for humans to capture, enslave, or pollute anything and no one can stop them, therefore he mocks the very notion of "war crime".

Sure, that's all well and good. In fact, I would even agree. However you cannot have this position while simultaneously arguing that Hamas are terrorists and that Hamas is worse than Israel for targeting civilians and that people who protest in favor of Hamas are evil and wrong.

If you have a moral objection to Hamas's attack on 10/07 and your moral objections stop there because "now it's war", that has no standing. None. If all is fair in love and war, then that includes Hamas's initial attack. And if there is something wrong with the widespread loss of human life, then Israel has killed more Gazans than Hamas has killed Israelis.

But Tim doesn't have any serious moral convictions, he just wants to defend Israel while shaming his political opponents.
 
All of the commentators I normally listen to in the background have been un-listenable since this shit started. Every single one is just sucking mutilated jew dick. Why is is bad for palastine to have flags, but its 10000000000% okay to fly israel and mexico flags everywhere? Why are people so afraid to call out the jewish problem? Because they'll ruin your life if you dare point out facts.

Ship every jew, jew supporter, muslim, muslim supporter, palestinian, palestinian supporter to the middle east and glass the entire fucking region.
 
Last night's show was full of Tim having retarded takes. He also told people that getting a house was as easy as moving to the middle of nowhere and roughing it. Never mind the fact that all the land is owned by somebody these days.
Poop, forgot to clip that. & to be clear, in this spiel, Tim says people should accept living with a 20% chance of dying, in the middle of the nowhere, as a hunter-gatherer, on 10 acres of land they buy, & with no income, so that they can raise their children. This way they will not worry about the cost of child-rearing:


Anyway, best part of the episode that they totally ignored:
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Tim had Michael Rectenwald, candidate for the Libertarian Party's presidential candidate, as a guest.
brett & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-After all the sass about DeSantis using lifts in his boots, Tim had this fine specimen for president on:


-Brett has a new alarm for when a certain number of superchats come in on Pop Culture Crisis. It is Ian & Phil crowing like a rooster:


-Michael supposes that the United States may have 2,000 U.S. troops in Israel, due to the presence of a base called "Site 512" in Israel, & the Defence Department refusing to say where. Phil, then fact-checks that they were in Iraq:


-Michael does not believe Communist China will not fill the vaccum if the United States pulls back. He says we are provoking Communist China, & that "the State" is the greater threat to American lives:


-Michael claims the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) bombed its own people, Tim pushes back on this, claiming Michael fell for "Leftist propaganda". Michael says it is a moot point, because Israel has killed so many children, already:


-Michael says tearing down posters deflects from the reality of the Gaza Strip. Tim says if the people tearing down posters gain power, they will "kill you in your sleep":


-Michael thinks our current path leads to a "renaissance" of liberty-minded people. Brett says it more likely leads to socialists:


-Tim receives criticism via super-chat calling out his remarks from yesterday, saying people are unwilling to drop everything to have children, in the middle of the woods. Tim does not recall all the times he said people unwilling to live up to his expectations of giving it all up, were "cowards". Also, he does not like people calling the Branch Timidian compound, a "compound":


-Ian is coming for Tim, because Tim said he would take down the "IanCrossland" sign, hanging behind his usual chair:
 
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Tim is wealthy, Tim is successful. Tim has a girlfriend. He has a house. He has a company. He has employees who could run his program and take care of things for him and he has a subscription-based service where even if he stopped making content tomorrow, he would still get a monthly check.

And Tim is still saying that other people should have kids, and for him "I'm working on it, none of your business."

Then he goes off on other people for not taking on risks responsibilities, even says "clock's ticking".

If Tim had a daughter tomorrow, he would be 52 years old when she turned 15. 55 when she was ready to move out. Does he have the energy to corral a teenager at 52? Nope. And yet he's still delaying it.
 
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Tim is wealthy, Tim is successful. Tim has a girlfriend. He has a house. He has a company. He has employees who could run his program and take care of things for him and he has a subscription-based service where even if he stopped making content tomorrow, he would still get a monthly check.

And Tim is still saying that other people should have kids, and for him "I'm working on it, none of your business."

Then he goes off on other people for not taking on risks responsibilities, even says "clock's ticking".

If Tim had a daughter tomorrow, he would be 52 years old when she turned 15. 55 when she was ready to move out. Does he have the energy to corral a teenager at 52? Nope. And yet he's still delaying it.
Would be pretty funny if his hypothetical daughter had to worry about female patterned baldness.
 
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