Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[6thRanger]

Tim tries for a black humour transition to the next segment, saying "Things are certainly heating up" when moving on the story of the U.S. Air Force man self-immolating:

This was the first time Tim made me laugh on purpose in 6 months. It seemed very out of character for him.

-I joke about Ian taking on the traits of a 19th century imperialist, with wanting to colonise Gaza, & all that. Ian really adopted the mindset, as he asks Andrew how Russia will take the Bosphorus Strait, which was the great focus of Tsarist Russia. I expected a follow-up on how would Vladimir Putin fulfil the 1000-year dream of retaking Constantinople:

Ian is really the best part of Timcast. He's so genuine.

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Thank you for the summaries by the way. I barely click the clips anymore as I have no idea who 90% of the guests are. Maybe I'm just not as tapped in as I once was.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Heidi Briones, a social media personality, as the guest.
Ian & Libby were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-If you pay $100/month, you can gain access to the 2nd floor of the CastBrew Coffee location, such as the one we saw in the live show on 5 March, once it is fully furnished "in the next month, or two":

-I thought Heidi was taking the piss, but the RAVE Act (2002-4) is real. Tim cuts off the ranting on raves to switch topics:

-Ian regards "excess immigration" leads to armed gangs taking territory, but worries that mass deportation will end up transforming the nation into Nazi Germany. After saying that, Ian appends that people seeking to do good may become villains by going too far. While not intended, I love the implication that Ian thinks Adolph Hitler pulled a George Lucas & just went too far in a few places:

-Ian suggests adding plexi-glass barriers to prevent people being pushed in front of oncoming subway trams. Heidi muses how "cool" it would be to commit suicide in such a way. Heidi quickly appends "in a video game", to prevent Tim from smashing the router with a hammer to cut the feed:

-Ian calls Tim "disingenuous" for using this poll to show how in favour people are to have their particular state secede:

-Tim says he employs three different drivers to ferry guests out to the Branch Timidian compound:

-Tim is, of course, in favour of a casino being built in the middle of New York City:

Bonus Bits:
-With Steamboat Willie going into public domain, you could do anything with it. So, Tim does the most predictable thing imaginable:

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[Catgirl Tyranid]

Bonus Bits:
-With Steamboat Willie going into public domain, you could do anything with it. So, Tim does the most predictable thing imaginable:

I mean. I want to criticize Tim's shit post, but do you get mad at a squirrel for burying nuts?

On second thought yes, squirrels are bastards. This joke was as unfunny as it was predictable. Also Micky coming into public domain happened ages ago in the memesphere.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Ian is really the best part of Timcast. He's so genuine.

Ian is genuine, genuinely an idiot.

He is the embodiment of IFLS and reddit sciencism.

Whenever he talks about anything with physics and technology its like nails on a chalkboard because he just says dumb shit that he read on a headline on reddit or IFLS on facebook and has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

"Free the code" mother fucker he's so fucking dumb when he says this shit. You could 100% fully open source facebook, x/twitter, and so on and with out a user base its meaningless.

The core functionality of these social media sites isn't anything beyond basic data structures code wise. That's why there's already feature equivalent alternatives all over the place but the reason why they aren't able to compete is because that market is already hit critical mass in another product.

But he refuses to listen even when people bring it up because he's so fucking obstinate with his stupid goofy hippie attitude about spirituality and "vibrations".

He always says he was one of the people who "built" minds.com but all that fucker did was content moderation. The mother fucker doesn't know anything about programming and has admitted it on shows way way back.

He's a fucking drama kid who went to college, took on a bunch of student debt (that apparently the tax payers paid off for him because lol biden) who probably got high repeatedly with the right people, ended up doing moderation work for minds, then met Tim there and now is having an easy ride in life. And honestly, good for him on that one.

But he obliviously dumb when it comes to the things he talks about and even when they have guest on that have to do with technology he trys to talk to them as if he knows more then them. Because he "wills" it through the universes vibrations man because he got super super high a bunch of times and browsed reddit where the intellectually disabled all swirl their nonsense into a giant pool of dumb fuck ideas then start trooning out.

As much as Tim is so full of him self, he's spot on when he referred to one of Ian's takes as "a mid wit take", and should have went in further than just critizing the take. All the times where he does the "we can't know things lets argue about semantics" stuff its just him falling back to pseudo intellectualism because he thinks its actually smart when really its just an exercising in time wasting and he's honestly to fucking dumb to realize it and again GENUINELY believes he's making real and intelligent points.

A prime example is how in the last episode he once again goes through his same exact criticism of polls. Honestly they should have a rule on the show that when they are discussing polls, Ian isn't allowed to speak because if the sample size isn't 100% of the population (which means its not even a poll any more its a fucking census), then the poll is inaccurate. This completely negates the entire point of polling and because he's a dumb fucking theater degree holder and probably didn't have to take any math beyond maybe college algebra, he can't understand mathematic projections and other statistics principals.

 

[Niggernerd]

"Le Republicans are spineless!"
>is too afraid to just shit on shitty people and has to remind us he's not trying to be mean!
Who fucking cares dude. No one's gonna hate you for shitting on cenk who advocated for animal fucking.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

And now Ian is defending tik tok.

I don't understand why people including congress are so stupid when it comes to reason to ban tiktok.

Its simple, China doesn't allow our technology companies to operate in their country, therefore they shouldn't be allowed to operate in ours.

I haven't seen any one refute that argument.

Beyond that, Ian doesn't know anything about the word "algorithm" and miss uses it constantly. He's already being insanely dumb again.

 

[anustart76]

Thank you for the summaries by the way. I barely click the clips anymore as I have no idea who 90% of the guests are. Maybe I'm just not as tapped in as I once was.

No, it's not just you, most of the guests these days aren't all that notable.

 

[Retink Retunk]

"Le Republicans are spineless!"
>is too afraid to just shit on shitty people and has to remind us he's not trying to be mean!
Who fucking cares dude. No one's gonna hate you for shitting on cenk who advocated for animal fucking.

Meanwhile

 

[Niggernerd]

Meanwhile

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"We must not stoop to their level it's how we win the culture war!"
Random: "okay beanie pedo"

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

No, it's not just you, most of the guests these days aren't all that notable.

Nobody wants to go to some weirdos compound in the middle of nowhere to possibly get butt fucked deliverance style.

"Le Republicans are spineless!"

You mean:

• Le Republicans are spineless!
• Republicans do something that the dems so.
• T-t-t-thats not the best thing to do and can only hurt them.\

Anything the repubs to to fight on equal footing is always downplayed as bad. Then he complains when they do nothing.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

*Archive.today is down at the time of posting this*

Tim laughed at Ian's proposal to make Gaza the 51st state. Everyone did , everyone but Joe Biden who took the sentiment to heart & is ordering the construction of a military harbour to help distribute aid. Sure, the U.S. president claims it is "temporary", but is that not how all colonial outposts begin?:

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We have ourselves another watch-along episode, this time of President Joe Biden's State of the Union.

Tim had Valentina Gomez, a candidate for Secretary of State of Missouri, as the guest.
Valentina made news by burning controversial books with a flamethrower:

Hannah & Ian were co-hosting this outing.

Clip Collection:
-First of all, Tim Pool does not have a gambling addiction. It is simply not true. He only searched for betting odds on a gambling site, to see what they were listing for returns on certain statements from the State of the Union, & the opposition's response:

For those interested, here are some of the figures Tim showed on-screen:


-Serge acknowledged Ian's Gaza 51st state policy may be coming to fruition, & Ian says he shall be the first governor of the new territory:

-I am surprised this did not prompt a cut off by Tim. Valentina says to "get our guns ready" to defend yourself from being "killed & raped" by illegal aliens. Ian says more people need to be trained to use firearms, as it is "big boy shit" & people must "learn how to control weapons" via training with firearms. Tim appends getting firearm insurance & repeats how you need to keep things "legal":

-Tim referenced an incident from 2022, where three people attempted to break into a Branch Timidian building:

-Ian's paranoia of government overreach makes him oppose the bill banning TikTok. Ian seems to have taken on a bit too much of barmy libertarianism with this take:

-Biden's declaration for Congress to "do something" to pass greater levels of gun control prompts Ian to leave the room, to make an angry "rebuttal" in the bathroom:

-Tim is not a gambling man. That is why he is offering $10,000 to anyone that can drop from the top floor of the new Freedomistan building, down an 11-foot vert wall, into a 5-foot transition. Tim will filtre people via trials to prevent just anyone attempting it, & possibly getting Tim sued:

Here is the image Tim mentioned posting on Instagram:

 

[Retink Retunk]

Here is the image Tim mentioned posting on Instagram:

I can't wait until the winner is offered cash or a Chinisium meteor sword instead.

 

[waffle]

Ian is really the best part of Timcast. He's so genuine

Once you figure out Tim's gift Ian is basically the only thing worth tuning in for.

It really shows how oblivious Tim is that he can be on the ground at Occupy Wall Street and not be able to see that worke shit was a conscious tactic to drive a wedge between left and right wing economic populists. You could literally see it happen in real time if you were even vaguely paying attention.

 

[anustart76]

It really shows how oblivious Tim is that he can be on the ground at Occupy Wall Street and not be able to see that worke shit was a conscious tactic to drive a wedge between left and right wing economic populists. You could literally see it happen in real time if you were even vaguely paying attention.

I'm pretty sure Tim used to say exactly this back in the day.

First of all, Tim Pool does not have a gambling addiction. It is simply not true. He only searched for betting odds on a gambling site, to see what they were listing for returns on certain statements from the State of the Union, & the opposition's response

Gambling addiction or not, Tim puts way too much stock into these betting websites. Who the hell cares what they think?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

-If you pay $100/month, you can gain access to the 2nd floor of the CastBrew Coffee location, such as the one we saw in the live show on 5 March, once it is fully furnished "in the next month, or two":

I thought Tim was going to abandon that notion because it is honestly stupid as fuck. Out-of-towners are not going to pay that money for a club they rarely to never visit (why would anyone drive from their posh suburbs of the DC Metro to go to Martinsburg?) and few if any of the locals are likely to be wealthy enough to throw away $100 a month to sit above a coffee shop, eating shitty snacks and drinking seltzer.

Whenever he talks about anything with physics and technology its like nails on a chalkboard because he just says dumb shit that he read on a headline on reddit or IFLS on facebook and has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

Hearing him talk about anything medical/scientific drives me up the wall. Telling the viewer asking for prayers for his wife dealing with pre-eclampsia that she just needs to focus on breathing, because that brings down blood pressure, had my blood pressure rising to a boiling point. Tim waxing about not eating sugar might cure you of cancer had me fuming, too. "I dunno, I heard there's sugar in protein" was top tier retardation. Maybe if Tim had paid attention in school, he would know basic biology, such as that carbs and proteins are two different macronutrients and that, no, there is not "sugar" in protein.

Chalk this up as yet another thing Tim should know, but doesn't:
"Look at, not even the liberal justices are clapping."

SCOTUS and Chiefs of Staff do not applaud during the SotU, per decorum, to preserve the appearance of impartiality. This isn't some obscure or wonkish factoid. If you follow politics, especially professionally, you should know this because it has been the case, at the very least, for several decades.

"On the other hand, there is the issue of the setting, the circumstances and the decorum. The image of having the members of one branch of government standing up, literally surrounding the Supreme Court, cheering and hollering while the court - according the requirements of protocol - has to sit there expressionless, I think is very troubling." - Jus John Roberts

"I don't know at what point that happened, but it did happen, and now you go and sit there like bumps on a log while applause lines cause one half the Congress to leap up while [another] causes the other half to leap up. ... It is a juvenile spectacle. And I resent being called upon to the indignity." - Jus Antonin Scalia

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Abe Hamadeh, running for House of Representatives' seat for the 8th district of Arizona, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Naturally, Abe was given no time to elucidate the audience on what his positions are, outside of when Hannah asked him what his thoughts were on a particular topic.

Clip Collection:
- Hannah says she is against all feminism. Ian states he is a "second wave" feminist & supports "equal opportunities" for both sexes:

-Tim does not want someone who is not able to be drafted "to die" & if he goes to war. Ian tells him that what being a man is, protecting women & children. Tim argues that half of the population (women) is not up for the draft, & should not have a say in it. Tim, then, moves on. Hannah asks Abe what he thought of this spiel:

-We get some insight into Ian's childhood, & how he learned the alphabet from "The Letter People", with his teach parading "blowup dolls" of letters into the classroom. We, also, saw what Ian watched on Saturday mornings. It may explain some things, such as his constant barminess:

-Tim tells Hannah "can't do anything about" people creating pornographic AI duplicates for abuse, as the technology grows beyond the ability to control:

-Tim talks about the algorithm being a psy-op, such as influencing people to embrace van life, not living in a building they own, but "in squalor" via promoting a channel on the topic:

-Tim claims YouTube decided Mr. Beast would be on the front page. Ian says Mr. Beast studied the algorithm to be successful. Tim disagrees, & lays out how Mr. Beast changed his content to follow the greatest number of views:

-Ian describes how he increased his metrics on YouTube, but feels he sold out to do so, by making reaction videos & trolling. Ian says do what you love, instead:

-In that same vein, Tim says he is not "click-farming", but "trolling" when he makes his barmy posts on "X":

-Tim wants to ban social media access, until they are 18 years old. Thankfully, Hannah remembers there is a guest that is running for office, & asks Abe's opinion on the statement:

-Tim lays out the requirements for participating in the skateboard contest, with a prize of $10,000:

 

[Niggernerd]

Tim just can't help himself but completely ruin guests time. While the other hosts start talking at the same time gets annoying I love Tim struggling to get a word in edgewise

 

[anustart76]

Tim spent like 15 minutes tonight complaining about that Emma Stone movie that I guess won an Oscar this year, calling it "hardcore porn" instead of just laughing at the idiots in Hollywood and appreciating that they got Emma Stone to do nudity.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Meanwhile

Ahhh I love how Tim thinks he is civil and cordial with Cenk when this guy is straight up calling him a pedophile lol.

instead of just laughing at the idiots in Hollywood

Tim is consoom in human form. He is the embodiment of a normie leftie shoveling slop into his mouth. You can tell it by how he references everything with pop culture or shitty "life stories".
So of course he'll continue to consoom the slop of a crumbling empire.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I am saddened to report that the Branch Timidian cat, Mr. Bokus, has passed away:

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It was unfortunate that Mr. Bokus passed away, now, because it appears Ian was out of town when this happened, & was visiting Luke Rudkowski, to be on his show.
Ian had been pushing hard for alternative treatments to keep the cat alive, as long as possible.

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Tim had Kara McKinney, a OAN contributor, as the guest.
Hannah & Shane were the co-hosts.

*I was saddened to see the panel talk about remote viewing, LSD, & communicating with spirits, but Ian was absent: 1:22:13-1:28:44

*Tim has "been waiting for" a chance to talk about Emma Stone's latest film, Poor Things, which is about an adult woman being implanted with the brain of a fetus. The film revolves around Emma going through sexual discovery, learning philosophy, etc.: 1:35:06-1:42:21

Clip Collection:
-Shane does his level best to be barmy, like Ian, but it is simply not the same:

-Tim is not some sensationalist that hypes up events. He just said that the 2024 election is a choice between living in Haiti with cannibals, or living in El Salvador with a crackdown on crime:

-Tim cannot help but turn reality into a comic book, claiming masked vigilantes will begin taking action against criminals:

-Tim is annoyed that SCNR, which he set up to be independent from his input to prevent biased reporting, is not phrasing articles in a manner he likes: