Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim claims to have donated "the maximum" to Donald Trump, in the wake of his conviction:
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Based upon the phrasing, I believe this to be $3,300, which is the limit for an individual contribution to a candidate:
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Tim had Brandon Straka, as the guest.
Carter & Hannah were the co-hosts.

*Hannah asks whether Brandon & Tim had political conversions at the same time. Tim rejects that he ever changed positions. Brandon says Tim has become "very right wing", even more than Brandon. Tim is flabbergasted by this claim. Tim got a fierce glutes workout, staying seated atop his fence: 1:22:42-1:29:43

Clip Collection:
-Tim really needs to stop building skate ramps, & get some flypaper strung up:


-Brandon & Tim appear to be hyping up the black community's opposition to illegal aliens, seeing this as directing them towards voting for Donald Trump:


-Brandon praises Tim's interview with Trump, hailing it as asking "real questions". Though Brandon fails to stick the landing, by saying "Hannah", & not Hannah Clare:


-Tim wonders if civil war can even happen in "a large enough nation". Tim cites the collapse of the Soviet Union, as an example of this. Tim forgets that the Russian Civil War occurred in an even less densely populated nation, of the same geographic size. Tim argues that instead, states just begin boycotting other states, & form alliances between their ideological allies, leading to the United States' federal power withering away:


-Tim really attracts the flies, it seems:


Bonus Bits:
-Someone noted there is a new Tim Pool action figure for sale. Poor Joe Pesci, being compared to the beanie boy in appearance...:
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Brandon says Tim has become "very right wing", even more than Brandon. Tim is flabbergasted by this claim.
Tim REALLY wants to maintain that centrist label even though he's done a complete 180 on his stance on guns and is in the process of becoming pro-life.

Despite insisting on the "government shouldn't tell you what to do with your body" cope, all of his arguments are full on pro-life. It's just a matter of time before his feelings on the matter catch up with what the beanie that replaced his brain has already decided.
 
Ian will turn into Ian Brandon Anderson and usurp Tim's show.
The Liquid Beanie Saga will be lit.

I try to be kind to you, but you are fuckign dumb if you think the Democrats openly working to find the Republican candidate for president is some small petty thing.
I don't disagree with you on the severity, but I think you overestimate the intelligence of the goy as I saw several now expressing a moment of joy upon hearing the news as if something good happened to them personally.
 
This chick is boring, but I halfway like the idea of having silver in my clothes because I like silver, but not for the same reasons she's talking about.

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Timmy pulled the cord when Loomer said they should get the death penalty lol
Yeah just came here because of that. I mean, mentioning that a crime in the US historically had the death penalty I don't think is even against the Youtube ToS, but it does show how much of a pussy Tim is.

You can still discuss the death penalty on Youtube, or even say you want it for a certain case. That is different than mob justice or being a vigilante.
Treason was and I think is still punishable by death in the US, I don't see how that statement would be an issue.

It's like pointing out murder could get you the death penalty isn't saying you are going to be judge/jury and executioner to someone.
 
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I try to be kind to you, but you are fuckign dumb if you think the Democrats openly working to find the Republican candidate for president is some small petty thing.
I would have thought them busting into people's businesses and arresting them for COVID or going to church would have been a big thing too. But you had neighbors ratting out each other.
I hope you're right buddy - but I've seen enough to know its another nothing happens.
 
I would have thought them busting into people's businesses and arresting them for COVID or going to church would have been a big thing too. But you had neighbors ratting out each other.
I hope you're right buddy - but I've seen enough to know its another nothing happens.
Same, I hope it doesn't come to that, but i'm afraid that's shaping up to be may be the only way out for us.
 
Can't wait for a glove handed Tim to toss Ian a Sonichu medallion on air.
I'd rather see it the other way around honestly, Ian is a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong.

That said, a glove would provide no protection from the medallion's curse. Mere proximity was enough to wreck Ethan Ralph.

It sure is more likely today than it was a week ago.
No it's not, conservatives don't do anything.

The Liquid Beanie Saga will be lit.
I really want someone like Sam Hyde to show up on Tim's show one day dressed exactly like him to troll him, and do what the Bumfights guy did to Dr. Phil.
 
It is that time, again. You know it. You love it. Tim took down the episode:
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-Apparently, it was to feature everyone's favourite Donald Trump obsessor, Laura Loomer. Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts:
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-Laura takes to "X" to explain what happened:
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-Tim says the backup is on his site, with Jeremy Hambly chiming in to say how this would not happen on Rumble:
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-& we all know Tim must mean in the paying member's section, because:
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Thankfully, Steve Bannon's War Room has a copy, on Rumble, up until the moment it is cut. Tim was able to stream almost the entire episode, before terminating things at 1:25:56.

It is of choppy quality, but it is there. Just imagine it is as a take on Tom Goes to See The Mayor.

Funnily enough, this puts the lie to Tim's claim that the episode could not be hosted, there, due to Laura's statement.



Clip Collection:
-Tim asks who was the greatest president in "the past 100 years". Laura, naturally, says Trump. Tim proceeds to elevate Trump to that pedestal, after some preamble:


-Laura was incapable of restraining herself from making her usual declarations of devotions to Donald Trump, like pledging to handcuff herself to Riker's Island Penitentiary, should he go there:


-Laura & Tim vie for the more outlandish conspiracy. Tim claims that Joe Biden was not on the ballot for Ohio, because "it's literally not a component of their strategy" & "two months before the election, we get mass conflict in the United States" shall prevent an election from even happening. Laura attempts to one-up Tim by alleging RFK Jr. is "working with the deep state...is a deep state agent", despite going around "the CIA assassinated his uncle", as part of provoking a contingent election which shall "install a communist tyrant":


-Laura cannot count, because she keeps claiming there is "a one-seat majority" of Republicans in Congress. Despite Tim pulling up a count which shows four, Laura continues to deny this:


-Harry Sisson has offered to debate Scott Pressler on The Culture War, according to Tim, but Scott has not said anything on the matter:


-Tim says he is happy to host a Harry Sisson-Scott Pressler. Laura says why not invite him on, promising Scott, & pull "a Judge Merchan", having Harry debate Tim, instead. Laura says why not "keep Harry in a trapped room, by yourself, lock the doors, & force him to stay". Phil chimes in that such a thing is illegal. Tim says pulling a bait-&-switch would damage his credibility & cites how Ethan Klein did the same with Sam Seder, bringing him in to debate Steven Crowder. Laura says "we need to take the fucking gloves off" & not treat people on the opposite side with respect, "they wanna kill Trump". Tim claims doing so would "burn my show to the ground" & will not "stoop to the level of indignity of Sam Seder":


-But, we have our moment of truth, did Tim finally get the dump button up & running? No. Tim talks about prosecuting Democrats & having Justice Department officials ready to do so., over "crimes they committed". Laura says they deserve the death penalty for "treason" & mid-sentence, the stream is cut. I am curious if Tim pulled the same routine he did with Jesse Kelly, or did the self-proclaimed "feisty Jewess" not give him the chance. I halfway think Laura did this on purpose after Tim put his show above going after the enemies of her beloved 45th president:




***UPDATE***

-After posting this, Laura responded to the question of who cut the feed, in her opinion. She says "Tim Pool had to cut off the feed" due to her statements on demanding the death penalty for traitors:
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-Laura included a clip of Tim explaining what happened, after it went behind the pay walled section of his site. Laura is unapologetic for her statements, but qualifies that the death penalty should come if they are found guilty in a fair trial:
 
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That said, a glove would provide no protection from the medallion's curse. Mere proximity was enough to wreck Ethan Ralph.
Ralph was a special case, he wrapped himself in the totem of Chris so it acted as a beacon to the demon.

I really want someone like Sam Hyde to show up on Tim's show one day dressed exactly like him to troll him, and do what the Bumfights guy did to Dr. Phil.
Michael Malice should, but he won't.
 
Whether or not Tim interacted with Rekieta before, the fact he's in a board called fucking "Balldoverse" is the best.

Funnily enough, this puts the lie to Tim's claim that the episode could not be hosted, there, due to Laura's statement.
He's done this before right? Tim pulled the plug once truthful spicy things got said and basically claimed "oh noes youtube took us down because muh freez peach! be a rebel and watch the stream on my paywalled website and buy my crappy coffee".

Always suspected he was lying anyway but nice to get proof when he did it again.
 
Ian has appeared, once more, on Luke's stream. Apparently, he has been on a week-long fast & Luke remarks on how he is being "extremely radicalised" & "looks a lot better than you did before":
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& it has happened. Ian’s coffee is out, & he is displayed front-&-centre, as the mascot. You know what this means, with the fate of all the other mascots...Start the count until he is found crushed under a palette of graphene rods he ferreted away in the basement:
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Beware of false prophets.
 
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Tim once again bowing to Youtube at every turn instead of growing a pair and doing what he tells everyone else to do.

It's easier and more profitable to claim to be the victim all the time rather than actually fight. Besides, Tim Pool doesn't strike me as the kind of man who has any intestinal fortitude, principles, or any inkling of bravery.
 
Besides, Tim Pool doesn't strike me as the kind of man who has any intestinal fortitude, principles, or any inkling of bravery.
But he claimed he'd fight the wolf with his Chinesium sword to save his kids that don't exist because he will always risk it for his freedom, unless it's youtube of course.
 
He's done this before right? Tim pulled the plug once truthful spicy things got said and basically claimed "oh noes youtube took us down because muh freez peach! be a rebel and watch the stream on my paywalled website and buy my crappy coffee".

Always suspected he was lying anyway but nice to get proof when he did it again.
Despite Tim talking about how terrible YouTube is for taking down episodes, Tim has done this, before. This is despite claiming his new studio would have a dump button to prevent having to cut the stream. As far as I can recall there were three this year, with two in May, alone:

*31 May: Laura Loomer, due to Laura saying the death penalty should be given to traitors.

*8 May: Chadwick Moore, reason unclear, but the stream was cut during talk of Trump's responsibility for promoting vaccines with potentially dangerous side effects with Ian. Since this episode, Ian has not been back.

*25 January: Jesse Kelly, due to saying pedophiles should be killed. This was before the studio move, where they are supposed to have a dump button.



& in Tim's quest to be as edgy as a sphere, he proclaims June, "Marriage Month". Adam Crigler chimes in to ask why he has not wed his long-time girlfriend, Alison Neubauer. Someone reminds Adam that Tim is betrothed to his beanie:
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This is an observation I probably never would have made if Tim's thread hadn't been moved into the Balldoverse section, but it's made me realize that Tim is far more insufferable to listen to than any of the people actually participating in this.

Ethan Ralph, Alex Stein, PPP, Warski, etc are all people I've never really paid any attention to before this, but when any of them start monologuing, I can generally tolerate a couple minutes before I start getting annoyed. Whereas with Tim Pool my threshold is around fifteen seconds, at which point I need to start skipping ahead to when another member of his panel is permitted to speak.

The only person I can think of who's more annoying would have to be DSP, with his constant snorting and random burping. But Tim has recently picked up the habit of loudly smacking his lips every other sentence, as if he's determined to be as aggravating as possible.
 
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