Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
The only people dumber than Tim is Tim's fans.
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The main question is, is there a fan with enough capital to try this?
I really refuse to believe anyone who is so die hard Tim has the money to do it. Unless they're willing to like second mortgage their home to... open a coffee shop....
I wonder if Tim will have whoever does it first on his show to parade them around like a triumph.
He'll of course put that towards his fee of advertising them. You know, Tim has millions of inactive subscribers on youtube! Surely all of them will visit the coffee shop the person opens in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

I am getting flashbacks to Doobie's Dogs. Opening up a hotdog restaurant in the middle of bumfuck nowhere hoping truckers stop by for some reason. Mind you, you're not a gas station stop. Just a hot dog restaurant in a town of like 1,300 people. GOD I kind of want to see this now. At least Doobie's Dogs happened because of a kickstarter, this could be potentially 10x worse.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
Why in the ever living fuck would I buy a franchise for an unproven brand? None of Tim's coffee shops have worked so far because he hasn't OPENED any coffee shops yet. I franchise a Subway, it's presumably because I know subway sandwiches will likely sell at at location I have in mind.

This is ludicrously dumb.
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Well, you see, you get one of Tim's used beanies to use as a coffee filter for added flavor.

TrainWreckWatcher said:
The main question is, is there a fan with enough capital to try this?
I really refuse to believe anyone who is so die hard Tim has the money to do it. Unless they're willing to like second mortgage their home to... open a coffee shop....
I wonder if Tim will have whoever does it first on his show to parade them around like a triumph.
He'll of course put that towards his fee of advertising them. You know, Tim has millions of inactive subscribers on youtube! Surely all of them will visit the coffee shop the person opens in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
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That's the sad part, there will probably be someone stupid enough to mortgage their house or take out tons of money from random places to try this. When it eventually fails Tim will not take responsibility and the poor mentally disabled man he grifted for hundreds of thousands will be left holding the bag.

Just like what happened with Jack Murphy.

TrainWreckWatcher said:
I am getting flashbacks to Doobie's Dogs. Opening up a hotdog restaurant in the middle of bumfuck nowhere hoping truckers stop by for some reason. Mind you, you're not a gas station stop. Just a hot dog restaurant in a town of like 1,300 people. GOD I kind of want to see this now. At least Doobie's Dogs happened because of a kickstarter, this could be potentially 10x worse.
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I'd bet on the hotdog stand before the coffee shop. At least with a hotdog stand like that you can operate it for cheap as rent is probably nothing and the product your selling is cheap enough that you can sell it for a couple dollars. A hotdog shop is a far easier business than a coffee shop probably, just because it can be really cheap and filling in comparison to coffee shops that sell a drink for a big premium.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
A hotdog shop is a far easier business than a coffee shop probably,
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Yeah but you have super expensive grills for cooking dogs, meat costs, cold storage etc...
They're both big issues and I'd imagine meat goes bad faster than coffee.
End of the day people shouldn't really do either without proper research and god I really hope no one takes Tim up on this.
 
Retink Retunk said:
Well, you see, you get one of Tim's used beanies to use as a coffee filter for added flavor.
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"We put the sweat of our brow into our coffee, literally! All to ensure you have the most Timidian experience possible!"

TheRaptorJesus said:
You can open a subway for like $550k, probably the same for other proven fastfood.
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Cursory google search showed Subway was one of the cheaper franchises to open up. Ranging from $100K - $200K. While MikkyD's breaks a Million lol.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
"We put the sweat of our brow into our coffee, literally! All to ensure you have the most Timidian experience possible!"


Cursory google search showed Subway was one of the cheaper franchises to open up. Ranging from $100K - $200K. While MikkyD's breaks a Million lol.
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But don't most McD make their money back really quickly.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Yeah but you have super expensive grills for cooking dogs, meat costs, cold storage etc...
They're both big issues and I'd imagine meat goes bad faster than coffee.
End of the day people shouldn't really do either without proper research and god I really hope no one takes Tim up on this.
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You don't necessarily need a grill, you can always boil them and hotdogs last for longer than most meats.

Catgirl Tyranid said:
Cursory google search showed Subway was one of the cheaper franchises to open up. Ranging from $100K - $200K. While MikkyD's breaks a Million lol.
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Keep in mind that the McDonald's estimates include a lot more equipment and real estate costs, something Tim does as well. Unless you're buying an existing location to have everything set up in any franchise you're probably going to pay 500k at least. But with every other franchise you'll have way more resources to make up for that than you would with Tim's Coffee Compound.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
The Dilburto made more sense than this.

You buy a franchise to buy customers. Otherwise you just open a “whatever” shop.
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It really reeks of Tim's oblivious ego. Tim, do you think your audience is large enough or even condensed enough to be in one location to frequent a shop well enough to keep it in business?
If Tim wanted to do something he should be going out to actual coffee shops or small chains and trying to sell to them his coffee brand to carry and sell in their shop.
But his coffee is just repackaged crap with a label slapped on it.
 
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He should have called his franchise The Roasted Beanie.

There's a huge reputational risk for franchisees also because of the Timcast. Every time Tim Ian opens his big mouth with some stoner drivel there's a non-zero chance of getting cancelled and every franchise getting dragged along with him.
 
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botrix_fan said:
He should have called his franchise The Roasted Beanie.

There's a huge reputational risk for franchisees also because of the Timcast. Every time Tim Ian opens his big mouth with some stoner drivel there's a non-zero chance of getting cancelled and every franchise getting dragged along with him.
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I stopped watching years ago because of Ian. He's just so insufferably goddamn retarded.
 
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botrix_fan said:
He should have called his franchise The Roasted Beanie.

There's a huge reputational risk for franchisees also because of the Timcast. Every time Tim Ian opens his big mouth with some stoner drivel there's a non-zero chance of getting cancelled and every franchise getting dragged along with him.
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Actually, that's a really important point. Tim has been involved in multiple lawsuits of his own making and has threatened many more. What happens if Tim fucks up and creates a lawsuit he loses hard than Balldo's lawyer buddy lost for Vic? I know franchises can break away from the mothership and become their own thing, but what about in the event where a court is involved and leans start going out or other things like that?

Mr.Bucket said:
I stopped watching years ago because of Ian. He's just so insufferably goddamn retarded.
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Ian is the best part of the show and I won't have you slondering the Graphene King's good name like that!


Seriously though, Ian randomly shows up, buck breaks Tim at random, and then tells Tim's new bald sycophant to stop killing the buzz when he tries to tard wrangle Ian.
 
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Who won the lawsuit between Tim, Emily and Rocco Castoro? I heard it dragged for 3 years.
 
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