Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

It appears Tim is throwing a tantrum over a labor law change, in West Virginia, related to how employees & contractors are defined:
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Here is the text Tim linked to, in his post:
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After a cursory glance at the law Tim referenced, I did not see where the beanie boy would be held unduly liable if he took on a contractor, but I leave it to more experience farmers to check the language for something I missed.

Apparently, this law had been in effect since 2021, according to Tim. & the beanie boy "had assume{d} that our legal and accounting teams would be apprised to such retardation but that assumption was incorrect".
Tim argues that this places liability upon the business, not the contractor, & this makes it "impossible for us to contract people, for literally anything":
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This includes requiring the contractor to "register a business entity" for "consulting", or ensuring "a guy to pull weeds" has "a license first":
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Tim had Angela McArdle, the chair of the Libertarian Party, & Matt Walsh, major booster of Bidenomics & hypocrite, as the guests.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is really impressed by the worst art, I have ever seen. "Doodle"? More like chicken scratch:


-Remember when Tim took down a show, because the guest, Jesse Kelly, said pedophiles should be thrown out of helicopters & wanting to kill human traffickers? Apparently, it was just the targets that made him do it, because Matt said, in his dead-pan manner, that people that do not return shopping carts should be summarily executed. Perhaps it is because Matt was just joking, but since the segment with Jesse Kelly was completely excised, we can never know how he made his statement:


-Ian pulls an Ian, by praising Matt's latest film "Am I Racist". He has never actually seen it, thinks the clips are funny, & then how much he liked "Borat":


-Apparently, Ian is just flush with cash. On top of getting a cut of the coffee sales, the Biden Aministration supposedly forgave ~$11,000 of student loans he had. & the Graphene Guy wants to hand it back:


-Though Ian is trying to balance out his prior bad take on H-1Bs by arguing for a pardon be given to Derek Chauvin:


-Tim gets Angela, the chair of the Libertarian Party, to agree to enforcing age verification via submitting Identification for verification, before accessing pornographic websites, like OnlyFans. Though she may have heard it as requiring identification for those publishing content, not consuming it as Tim likely meant it:


-& to wrap up the show, Ian goes full barmy, by talking about a coming war between homo sapiens & homo cyborgis. Tim says Ian is taking some leaps with jumping from children overusing their phones to war between future human descendants. Ian says he is just nipping it in the bud:
 
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Which screams inability to be flexible to me. Find a more business friendly location Tim, you retard.
Yeah. People will brag about moving to the middle of nowhere then be surprised when it's hard to do business since it's in the middle of nowhere. But at least he installed a cable to his compound for the next buyer.


Ian pulls an Ian, by praising Matt's latest film "Am I Racist". He has never actually seen it, thinks the clips are funny, & then how much he liked "Borat"
As far as Tim’s tantrum about West Virginia it seems that it could just be a ruse to move to Nashville with Daily Wire as the rumor had speculated last month
makes sense..Nashville is closer to a central hub with constantly moving people.
 
Is Beanie trying to bait Musk onto his show?
He slobbed Musk's dick for years hoping he'd come on and give him attention.
Didn't work. He is either jilted or still desperate. Probably both.


Thinking today about how I remember Tim recommending RazorFist and Styxenhammer666 as reputable sources for news.
Especially Styx.
Now thinking about how Razorfist jerks to tranny porn and is christian grifting while Styxenhammer beats women and practices devil magic while jerking to a devil owl.
Holy fuck Tim is a retard.
 
Pretty fucking easily as any outstretched arm is one. Is Beanie trying to bait Musk onto his show?

Seriously though, the way it looked was that Elon Musk grabbed his heart and symbolically tossed it to the public.

Yeah seriously, everyone seems to be forgetting the dude has autism, when’s the last time you saw a sperg try to imitate a neurotypical person and NOT look silly doing it?
 
and the price of coffee beans goes up 20%
Oh fuck. How am I going to afford to feed my crippling caffeine addiction!?

Yeah. People will brag about moving to the middle of nowhere then be surprised when it's hard to do business since it's in the middle of nowhere. But at least he installed a cable to his compound for the next buyer.
He's talking about a coffee shop location which is presumably in some historical building downtown. It's not the middle of nowhere, but opening a shop downtown isn't easy. It's either way too expensive because the downtown is successful, or marginally too expensive and fucking dead because the downtown isn't successful.
 

Tim had Jake Julius, of the Rattlesnake TV YouTube channel, as the guest.
Elad, & Phil was there to co-host.

Clip Collection:
-Tim cannot help, but pine over Donald Trump not making more "Star Wars" references after his assassination attempt:


-Tim starts off opposing legislatively banning pornography, by arguing that because you need "cultural reformation", as "you cannot legislate this stuff away". The beanie boy makes the strangest argument to bolster this, by stating if you reach the point "where you're writing things down to make sure people don't do it, you have an immoral society. & there's massive failing, there". By this standard, every society that ever was, or is, in existence is immoral:


-Tim tries to have a Mad as Hell moment, where he spends approximately 18 minutes complaining about West Virginia tax law, & their 2021 changes to how contractors work. Tim claims he is being harassed by the state, over this, because this change to how contractors are defined means "you must register as a business, first, or be an employee". Tim says he became aware of this, due to having "talent contracts", not employees. According to Tim, they cannot have contracted talent, because hosting a show involves travelling to the studio, which makes it an employment requirement, so you cannot contract them for this:


Tim states that the law, also, implies the need for term-limited contracts, which require exclusively working for the one being contracted with. The beanie boy argues that this is part of the "you will live in the pod, you will eat the bugs" world. Tim pivots to talking about the failings of Assembly Bill 5, in California, to show the issues with this type of law. Tim contends that requiring him to check if a contractor is licensed to work, in the state, adds unnecessary liability to his side of negotiations, as well:


Tim claims it would cost "$300" to register with the state "to do work", as an independent contractor. Also, Tim says he would not use his clout, to "accept special treatment". He feels betrayed by the state's politicians, because they wanted him to "proselytise the great state of West Virginia", but did nothing to change these laws. Tax laws, also, come up. Even "a folding chair" must be itemised, alongside all business materials. The reason this "flew under the radar" was because it is in a smaller state & not impacted journalists, as Assembly Bill 5 did:


-Tim drops hints that Tennessee may be the next destination, as it was close & "prominent conservatives" are moving there:


-Tim delivers another stem-winder, this time claiming that he sees the comments on how he failed to open a coffee shop, "in two years", when it should have taken "six weeks". Tim blames West Virginia regulations. The beanie boy recounts how he waited six months for a building permit, when he thought it would take a few weeks to get. This led him to sell the building. Funnily enough, Tim says an unnamed person that he invited to build in West Virginia caught these issues, before even starting to plan a move. Which says a lot about Tim's ability to vet his employees & plans. Tim regales us with how he tried to hire someone, as an employee, but the paperwork took so long that he tried to get them as a contractor. The state turned around to rebuke him doing this, while still not having the paperwork done. Add to this, the beanie boy claims that he could not even haver skate trick contests, as people doing these, even outside the state, & sending in video, counts as "delivering a product to be displayed by a West Virginia business, & they're operating in the state":


-Tim mentions the benefits of a move to Pennsylvania, to help turn it more Republican. However, he refuses "to go to a state, & tell them to live my way", & he does not ask for favours, so he shall not be lobbying for changes, in West Virginia. Tim claims he is responsible for moving his operations to West Virgina, despite stating in an "X" post that he presumed "our legal and accounting teams would be apprised to such retardation" when choosing where to plant the Branch Timidian compound:


-A super-chatter says Tim should not be opposed to throwing his weight around to affect positive change. Tim "hates that" online personalities can get special access, due to their platform, unlike the average person. Tim argues that despite making several angry posts about leaving the state, he only expected "ten re-tweets", he did not think it would get "a thousand". Which is strange, because he just explained how having a vast social media following makes your voice heard, as if he were unaware of that, in the moment:
 
Sorry if I've missed something, but doesn't the part Tim highlighted state that the contractor has to be acting through a business or file a tax form? This seems like a nothingburger caused by poor reading comprehension, unless I'm the one being retarded.
It shifts onus to the business hiring the contractor to either see if the contractor is doing his own state taxes (registered in WV) or file a state tax report on their behalf. He doesn't want to do that so he's upending his business to move to someplace with zero corporate income tax like here in Florida, while shitting all over the poorest state in the entire country on the way out.
 
I think New York has had these regulations for years now. Like over a decade. I remember some art guy doing business with a New York business and complaining about it back then about the forms and stuff they had to file that they never had to before.
 
or file a state tax report on their behalf

i dont know WV tax shit. but like others told him, he needs the contractors TIN or SSN, and then to declare they were paid.

The costs of compliance is going to be faar cheaper than relocating the compound.

Also for pulling weeds, fuck man hire landscaping company.

How did tim go from vice journalist to failed cult compound?
 
While I'm not gonna suggest Tim not being a sped; does he not understand "under the table" or "gentleman handshake" agreements? Do you not have friends who might have kids who have a day off on Saturday? I'm not saying go down to Home Depot and pick up an illegal (what remain) to do it for cheap; but kids would do yardwork when younger, and "Dude with a truck/trailer" job postings still exist. Now if you want landscaping, a retaining wall, and actual construction, by all means follow the law; but if you're gonna use "pull the weeds" as an example, I'm gonna assume you're a retarded city kid (you are) who's never had an outside chore in his fucking life. Nothing would be more Libertarian than having a gentleman's agreement of paying for labor, without getting the government middlemen involved, and Tim fails at that fucking metric.

Or here's a novel concept; get a 3-pronged garden claw, and do it yourself. You don't just pull the weeds up, you have to dig the roots out. Unironic get some knee-pads while you're at it, you're getting older, and shit hurts. Welcome to the joys of property ownership, you're welcome.
 
While I'm not gonna suggest Tim not being a sped; does he not understand "under the table" or "gentleman handshake" agreements? Do you not have friends who might have kids who have a day off on Saturday? I'm not saying go down to Home Depot and pick up an illegal (what remain) to do it for cheap; but kids would do yardwork when younger, and "Dude with a truck/trailer" job postings still exist. Now if you want landscaping, a retaining wall, and actual construction, by all means follow the law; but if you're gonna use "pull the weeds" as an example, I'm gonna assume you're a retarded city kid (you are) who's never had an outside chore in his fucking life. Nothing would be more Libertarian than having a gentleman's agreement of paying for labor, without getting the government middlemen involved, and Tim fails at that fucking metric.

Or here's a novel concept; get a 3-pronged garden claw, and do it yourself. You don't just pull the weeds up, you have to dig the roots out. Unironic get some knee-pads while you're at it, you're getting older, and shit hurts. Welcome to the joys of property ownership, you're welcome.
Tim is a skateboarding manchild nerd faggot, not a traditional bloke. Look at who he surrounds himself with.
 
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