Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Shame, as it would have been funny to have Tim posting, & re-tweeting, nonsense on Twitter, whilst holding his wife's hand, in the delivery room:
Tweeting garbage while your wife is in labor with your child definitely would be a sign of the absolute failure of a father he would turn out to be.
There's still time for him to do it.
 
Can't announce the joyous birth of your Beanie Baby without also making sure that everyone definitely knows that you definitely don't care about gender nonsense


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Tim Pool just announced on his show that he and Allison had a baby. Did beanie actually marry her in secret, or is he doing the based thing and breeding bastards like Elon?


He announces it at about 6 minutes and 50 seconds in.
 
Can't announce the joyous birth of your Beanie Baby without also making sure that everyone definitely knows that you definitely don't care about gender nonsense
Tim was absolutely clear that he would never, under any circumstances, show his child to the internet. But the beanie boy clearly did not mention using his firstborn child as a political prop for arguments on the internet.
Two very different things, you see.


& again, Ian is prophetic. Recall a while back that Tim berated Our Graphene Guy over obsessing about whom was the administrator of DOGE? Father dearest argued no one would ask about it, because it was granular & outside the attention of the left:




Speaking of employee abuse, Tim wonders how it is that his operation has sub-par staff, & then posts video with thumbnails, like this:
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Who would not want to be made into a strawman, so his boss could shore up ad revenue by a few more shekels? While Elad is a dullard, doing things like this is bound to ward off other talent, not willing to tolerate this sort of degrading. But there is some dramatic irony in the beanie boy treating the last person in the Branch Timidian's media empire that does on-the-ground coverage, what made Tim famous, this way.




Tim had Joey "Polish Miscegenation Promoter" Mannarino, a MAGA social media influencer, as the guest. As a fellow POB (Person of Baldness), Joey took a vastly different approach to addressing this than Tim did. Instead of a woolen skull cap, Joey went for a toupee topper.
Phil & Shane were the co-hosts.

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-As noted by @mindlessobserver, Tim confirms that his daughter was born. It was "a couple weeks early", but she was delivered without issue. Naturally, Tim does not want his daughter in the spotlight, so he reserved talk about his experiences with childbirth for the paywalled section of his show:


-If there is one thing any parent would do, after the birth of their first child, it is go to "leftist subreddits", for an hour, to see how many are now parroting calls for, or declaration of the start of, civil war. All so he can gloat about how the same people were "mocking" him, before:


-There is something funny about Tim calling out Ken Dilanian's "emotionally deriding" over the choice of Dan Bongino as Assistant Director of the FBI, despite the reporter having no ties there. As if the beanie boy has not gone on full-throated condemnations of agency staffing choices, himself, while only being a man-child regurgitating the news:


-Tim continues to call out Elad over his positions on taxation, after getting a super-chat critical of him. Again, I cannot understand why no one of quality wants to work with the beanie boy. All he does is slag you off, while you are away, to his audience of tens of thousands:


The conversation segues into property taxes, where Tim makes clear that he despises when rural landowners are forced to sell plots in order to meet their rising tax rates. He does make clear that developers offering fair prices are okay, & nothing like those predatory purchasers. Apropos of nothing, Tim certainly is seeing his rural developments bear fruit:
 

Tim had Nick Sortor, an on-the-ground reporter, & Kevin Posobiec, brother to Jack, as the guests.
Libby & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Tim decides to post feet. That being AI-generated image of Donald Trump licking Elon Musk's toes. Thankfully, he has a blur attachment on his browser to cover them. But for whatever reason, the beanie boy felt like futzing about with it, so you can still see the images, for a bit:


-Tim says that every time Ian is on the panel, he is eager to ask what the guest is working upon. Tim claims that he has to ask Our Graphene Guy to "save it for the show", & not ask before the cameras roll. The idea Tim will allow someone to talk outside of his chosen news stories, on something they want, is laughable:


-Tim gets a super-chat recommending he & Allison make a video for their daughter, now, & show it to them, later in life. Tim says he already does that, by having two decades of content, online, for her to watch. Tim, also, gives a bit of a backhand to previous generations, saying his parents only had "a photo album", while his child can go onto Instagram & see "his entire life for fifteen, twenty years":
 
-Tim gets a super-chat recommending he & Allison make a video for their daughter, now, & show it to them, later in life. Tim says he already does that, by having two decades of content, online, for her to watch. Tim, also, gives a bit of a backhand to previous generations, saying his parents only had "a photo album", while his child can go onto Instagram & see "his entire life for fifteen, twenty years":
"Oh look, here's my dad being buck broken by a stoner hippie. Here's my dad threatening to sue Muse for releasing a music video on his birthday. Here's my dad buying a fifteen thousand dollar Chinisium sword in place of my college fun..."
 
"Oh look, here's my dad being buck broken by a stoner hippie. Here's my dad threatening to sue Muse for releasing a music video on his birthday. Here's my dad buying a fifteen thousand dollar Chinisium sword in place of my college fun..."
If female-pattern baldness is not already in her genes, that poor child is going to be the spitting image of her father, in no time, after going through his feed...




On 26 February, Tim had Mike Crispi, chairman of America First Republicans of New Jersey, as the guest.
Phil, & Charles, the host of the paywalled Green Room pre-show, were the co-hosts.

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-After all his anger at people, particularly, from Communist China using loopholes in birthright citizenship, Tim sees no issue with President Donald Trump's proposed "gold card" to people willing to invest $5 million, which would offer a green card equivalent, much as the EB-5 visa does now, but with a higher investment requirement. Tim repeats Trump's claim that with "1 million people" buying that, it could send "$5 trillion" towards the debt. Despite his prior concerns over Communist Chinese anchor babies, it is now alright to keep an avenue for Communist Chinese investors, as well as their spouses & children, to achieve permanent residence:


-Tim says he asked Grok for companies selling exo-suits, to see what they are capable of:


Then, later in the show, Tim says he already ordered some & is looking forward to testing them on his half pipe, in order "to break it, instantly". & the beanie boy wonders why people think his finances are not so solvent. Throwing money at exo-suits, which using the examples he showed, earlier, "can be tested in the working environment as part of the Experience package (from EUR 2,900 or USD 2,990)":


-Tim admits that some of his hires for IRL occurred because the person super-chatted him. No wonder the beanie boy has no issue with Trump's gold card visa programme, he is running his own to purchase spots on the Branch Timidian compound. That explains why Raymond continues to give his boss money, there must be a monthly charge to retain access to the co-hosting pool:




Ian is entering his BRICS phase:
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With the news of the day being a gaggle of Trump-friendly social media personalities getting access to Epstein documents, before the general public, posing on the White House steps, do you know what Tim's first thought is? Is it to call out the failure to share this information with the general public? Is it making a spectacle around the abuse of women & girls, as if it were graduation day & the influencers just got their diplomas?
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Of course not, it is begging these people to come on his show, so he can benefit from it:
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Tim had Amber Duke, senior editor of The Daily Caller, as the guest.
Mary & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Mary takes the more pessimistic perspective, on the influencers given the binders by the White House, while Tim does his level best to hide his jealousy over not being invited or having them come by to talk about it. Though Tim claims that he knows for a fact the people photographed were "blindsided". Though forgive me for saying that Tim's judge of character is poor. Look at him partnering with Emily Molli & Rocco Castoro, only to have them betray him in dramatic fashion:


-Tim does admit that the influencers are now "getting roasted" for being a prop & a photo-op. But the beanie boy continues to defend "some of the people there" as having no idea what was happening, & is "not mad at any of them":


-A super-chatter jokes that Tim should have kept with the show's tradition, to watch the stream & comment from the delivery room as his child was born, as some super-chatters have in the past. Tim says that he did, for $100. But this had me thinking, with both employees & Tim, himself, sending money to the show, via super-chats, I wonder if that would run afoul of tax law, or business regulations. Can you have your employees give their employer money, derived from their pay? Can a boss send money to his business, via a third party (in this case, YouTube, which took a portion)? It seems like a legal grey area that could be used for accusations of money laundering, unless this falls under some sort of donation protection? I know little of tax policy, so I leave it up to other to puzzle out:


-In answering a super-chat, unsurprisingly, Tim is incorrect. The information released in the binders is not "new". The flight logs, & address book, have been publicly available for years. This reeks of running defense for the administration & the influencers that peddled it as some grand unveiling. & to top off how unserious about this Tim is, he interrupts discussion about the weakened impact of the phrase "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" to prove he super-chatter during his wife's delivery:
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-Tim gets a super-chat about the Tate brothers arriving in Florida, & Governor Ron DeSantis doing a press conference about trying to find ways to prosecute them. Tim says he has not seen enough evidence to warrant not interacting with them. He argues you need to platform him, in order "to communicate with his audience". Tim claims that his greater follower count means "he is already winning", & not platforming him is no victory. The beanie boy brings up something to call out Andrew Tate on, his claims of having children with only one means "you are not a conqueror". Phil notes how doing that "does not raise children", & fails to make them well-adjusted. Mary calls out Elon Musk for doing the same, which elicits an "oof" from Tim, & moving to the paywalled section:
 
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Tim is getting owne by Kulinski without Kyle doing anything
The fact the beanie boy does not see this meme as calling out the hypocrisy of threating to cut aide to Ukraine, whilst backing Israel's destructive war, is why people have ammunition to call him a useful idiot for the Jewish State.




On 28 February, Tim had Rob Smith, a Turning Point influencer, & Michael Cernovich, Troon taster extraordinaire, as the guests.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-The show was being held at an undisclosed location, which appears to be a local eatery, considering the background noise. Though this move must have upset the machine-spirits in his equipment, as it was beset by errors, at the start:


-Michael was upset that people which had previously asked him for re-tweets & promotion, now said terrible things about him in the wake of the Epstein document debacle:


-Michael brought the binder of Epstein documents, given to him by the White House, to the stream. He goes on to explain why he was smirking whilst holding it. It boils down to the influencers being handed the binders, out of the blue, but was informed at the time that there was nothing new. The Troon-oseiure blames an embargo set by the administration on why they could not say anything, leaving him open to attack for hours. Michael makes sure to show off coins & a pen he got from his exclusive visit to the centre of power. As well, Michael makes sure to mention how Tim's name came up during the meetings about how to elevate independent media:


-I appreciate Ian for lacking the social graces to obey the usual IRL stance, which involve not asking tough questions to friends of Tim. Our Graphene Guy inquires as why did the administration choose to not just release them to the public, directly, & filter it through pro-Trump influencers, like this. Michael says he hates that question, & "it is pretty normal for some people to get releases of information they can go through". He claims there was no way to gatekeep any information, with that number of people, so there should be no worry about bias:


-Rob credits the reaction to the influencers getting binders, & the information not being more widely released, to jealousy that they were not invited. Michael says that he lives "in abundance" & eager to share the contents as soon as he could. Tim claims being upset over this is like "pounding the table" over not being invited to a party, & people should be focused upon how to get there. Phil argues that it is a leftist impulse to be jealous of another's success & the right response is to find ways to become that successful:


-It would not be an episode of IRL without some defense, or deflection, for Israel. Michael explains that people claiming information about Israeli involvement is being hidden are mistaken, because they can call it a Mossad operation all day, without repercussion. This is in contrast to people being banned for questioning the COVID-19 situation. Michael claims the Epstein situation is "the thing above Five Eyes" & involves "trillionaires" which remain in the shadows. This is despite there being consequences for people speaking out against Israel & Mossad wanting a reputation as a cutthroat agency, willing to do anything to protect the Jewish State:


-Tim says that billboards are the way to normalise independent media, as a real alternative to mainstream news. He claims to be planning another round of postings, as he did before. The beanie boy argues that wealthy liberals will start doing this to left-leaning podcasters, boosting them into "ubiquity", so the right had best do it, first:
 
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"Oh look, here's my dad being buck broken by a stoner hippie. Here's my dad threatening to sue Muse for releasing a music video on his birthday. Here's my dad buying a fifteen thousand dollar Chinisium sword in place of my college fun..."
1) His kids will know of the Subverse lawsuit
2) His kids will know he was in a lawsuit with people His comment sections were telling him were bad news and shouldn't be trusted
3) If Tim ever files for bankruptcy His kids will hate that fucking sword
 
The sleazy little scumbag can't even condemn Andrew Tate because he wants to get views and make money from a possible future appearence on his podcast. What a piece of shit. He doesn't even care about the numerous allegations, the grooming or other details of the cases against Tate which make him an obvious human sex trafficker and rapist.

Lauren Southern has some pretty shitty friends. Almost all of them defend Tate. I bet if she even told this dipshit, he'd probably gaslight her or something out of desperation to have him on. What a fucking piece of shit he is.
 

Tim had David Freiheit, the nodding bobblehead to Robert Barnes, the brilliant advocate for Nick Rekieta & defender of the Tate brothers, as the guest.

Phil & Shane were the co-hosts.

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-Tim explains why he regards Ukraine as "an enemy of this country". It has performed sabotage operations, attempting to blame another nation; its leader declared, on live television, that his nation is the frontline of a fight which may see war arrive upon America's shore, if it goes unsupported; it murdered an American opposed the regime in power, who held dual citizenship in a third party nation. For all these reasons, Tim remains an opponent of this uniquely horrednous relationship with Ukraine, which will only see the United States dragged into a war. The beanie boy started this by saying people were claiming "Tim Pool works for Russia" for having this take, & I would hope so. Because if he is doing this level of hypocrisy out of genuine ignorance, Tim is not half the money-grubber I thought he was:


-Now, we continue the game of "Double Standard or Did Not Check". Tim brings up a Civiqs survey of Democrat opinion on the current state of the economy. The beanie boy highlights how there was a dramatic shift after Donald Trump was inaugurated & DOGE began sacking staff, from Democrats thinking the economy was good to now seeing it as bad. Though Tim fails to mention a similar flip of Republicans suddenly finding the economy good, after Trump's inauguration, in that same survey. Did Tim choose not to check, or simply forgot in the midst of his 16-hour workday? You be the judge:


-David criticises Vladimir Zelenskyy's choice of attire for his White House visit. Tim admits to his own "slovenly" clothes for his own trip, there. But he does clarify that when he met the president, at Mar-a-Lago, he bought a suit. But still kept the woolen cap on, amidst the Palm Beach heat. Tim claims that whomever sold him the suit said the beanie goes well with a suit. The beanie boy claims that he only took off the beanie & wore a suit, at the same time, at his wedding:


-Tim seems to have forgotten what the last guest, Michael Cernovich, said. David spoke to Elizabeth Wheeler, one of the recipients of the Epstein binders, & she explained the smiling photo shoot as part of tweaking the nose of the mainstream media, over their lack of access. Tim tries to claim that the participants had no idea what was in the binder, despite Michael saying they were told it was a new letter & old evidence:



-Tim refuses to quote what Hasan Piker said. Despite finally planting a foot into alternative media, he still keeps that YouTube mindset:
 

On 4 March, Tim had Rachel Wilson, back, as a guest.
Phil & Raymond were the co-hosts.

A large chunk of the show was dedicated to watching the Address to the Joint Session of Congress, so we were spared too much Tim talk.

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-Tim expresses his thanks for President Donald Trump making his address to Congress be at 9:00 PM EST, so the whole show would not just be a watch-along:


-Tim complains how no one can marshal a "logical, mathematic function of defending Ukraine", aside from the Budapest Memorandum, which Tim complains is several decades old & out of date. Imagine a foreign nation holding a decades old event over the head of the United States, in order to prolong support. It is truly unprecedented & warrants Tim's singular ire towards Ukraine:


-Phil implies that should the United States no longer have one of its generals heading NATO, which he mixes up with the UN, that it would not be sending troops around the world, to locations not in her interest, anymore. I cannot recall a circumstance where either NATO, or the UN, forced the United States to engage in operations, such as that:


-It is not only the beanie boy suffering burnout, but his cameras, as well. The camera on him overheats towards the end of the episode, & shuts down, temporarily:




In addition to defending Andrew Tate, Tim is now going to bat for another unjustly villanised member of society: Measles.
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Tim was reacting to a mash-up of two TV shows, presenting how measles is treated in a 1969 episode of The Brady Bunch, & a 2015 episode of Law & Order: SVU. Naturally, having the Brady children being in the age range where it is safest to catch measles, & SVU known for taking events & blowing them out of proportions makes this a completely balanced comparison:


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Despite pooh-poohing the current mortality rate of measles, Tim ignores the prior mortality rates, when vaccination was less common. & considering Tim has a newborn, where exposure to measles is considered far more dangerous than to older children & teens, I hope he takes proper precautions with her, because the complications from a measles infection for those under 5 years old can be life altering (deafness, sterility, neurological damage via encephalitis, etc.). But, hey, anything to keep that anti-vaccine crowd in the audience, I guess.




On 5 March, Tim had 67Kevin, an on-the-ground reporter, as the guest.
Mary & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Tim was sponsored by the Hallow app, for this episode, but thankfully, he let Mary, an actual Catholic, do the ad read:


-Tim brags about having gotten finger guns from Jake Gyllenhaal & Tobey Macguire:


-Tim was unable to fit in talk about the Tate brothers being investigated by Florida, but says he "is largely freaked out by it". He oscillates between finding it suspect that an investigation was started, now, & admitting there is video evidence of the Tates stating they are committing criminal acts, including sex with minors. Mary asks what specifically Andrew said, & Tim sums it up as "amoral degeneracy". This is enough for Mary to declare the Tates deserve whatever they get, & how Andrew advocating for fathering a bevy of bastards is "ghetto" behaviour:




Explaining his reaction to the Tates coming under investigation, seeing what his favourite (former) congressman:
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& the blood splatter analyst he employs said about the Tate situation:
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It shows where his recent leanings may be coming from.
 
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Just archiving this here to show where ztim stands on Tate
As far I am aware, Tate was never found guilty of the crimes he was accused of doing? Wasn't Romania just holding him in limbo trying to get more and more dirt on him without ever formally charging him?

I dislike Tate as well for being a retard who promotes Islamist ideals, but Pool is still right. An accusation is just that, an accusation. A right isn't a right if you only extend them towards people you like.
 
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