Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Argh My Cigar]

She was clear it was a platonic get-together and not a romantic outing.

Bullshit. Catherine fully expected to be groped because she wanted to squeeze him for content. That's the whole point: setting Chris up in a situation where you want him to behave in the most socially unacceptable way for EPIG WIN It's entrapment and while I do not fucking believe Chris should be attempting to touch women he has only just met in front of their cousins, Catherine should have known by now that whenever Chris is on an outing with a female (which he will almost always consider a potential sweetheart), inappropriate touching is inevitable.

Grass is green, sky is blue, snakes bite, skunks stink, the welsh hate the scots, and Chris gropes women. It's pretty much a strongly agreed-upon fact.

 

[Deadpool]

It was basically when he was about a year old, his babysitter put him in his room with the lights off, and that truamatized him into not talking for 6 years.

I wish someone would lock him in a dark room for a few hours now.

Grass is green, sky is blue, snakes bite, skunks stink, the welsh hate the scots, Chris gropes women, and retards give Chris $1200 to spend on plastic horses.

Ftfy

 

[Mr. 0]

Bullshit. Catherine fully expected to be groped because she wanted to squeeze him for content. That's the whole point: setting Chris up in a situation where you want him to behave in the most socially unacceptable way for EPIG WIN It's entrapment and while I do not fucking believe Chris should be attempting to touch women he has only just met in front of their cousins, Catherine should have known by now that whenever Chris is on an outing with a female (which he will almost always consider a potential sweetheart), inappropriate touching is inevitable.

Grass is green, sky is blue, snakes bite, skunks stink, the welsh hate the scots, and Chris gropes women. It's pretty much a strongly agreed-upon fact.

why did you give money to chris again?

 

[Terrorist]

I just sort of generally feel sorry for chris nowadays. For all that he's done, he's a very vulnerable person who would've been protected and lived a semi-functional life in a non-clown society. Now does this prevent me from laughing at him? You bet your ass it doesn't.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

why did you give money to chris again?

Thought he needed it, turned out he didn’t and I’m a fucking moron; I did feel bad for him though and still do. Then my dumbass friend wanted to use getting an in with him as an opportunity to push his YouTube then completely backed away when KF didn’t shower us with praise. Lesson learned.

i especially feel bad for him since Wise and Boyd ended up sucking that $1200 out of him. So instead of giving it to Chris to spend on horse merch, it was handed to W&B to spend on anime girl tiddy figures for them to cum on in their basements.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His eulogy for Patti legitimately makes me sad. And the cats. I just have a weakness for someone losing an animal close to them, and that dog loved Chris more than any human ever did

Remember when he dug up Patty?

 

[thegooddoctor]

Bullshit. Catherine fully expected to be groped because she wanted to squeeze him for content. That's the whole point: setting Chris up in a situation where you want him to behave in the most socially unacceptable way for EPIG WIN It's entrapment and while I do not fucking believe Chris should be attempting to touch women he has only just met in front of their cousins, Catherine should have known by now that whenever Chris is on an outing with a female (which he will almost always consider a potential sweetheart), inappropriate touching is inevitable.

Grass is green, sky is blue, snakes bite, skunks stink, the welsh hate the scots, and Chris gropes women. It's pretty much a strongly agreed-upon fact.

You do realise they was a lie right? @ Marvin knee years ago Catherine made that part where Chris pushed his face into her tits all up, as to make Chris seem even more of an insufferable pervert and for attention and A logging, Honestly that’s the saga apart from the idea guys I feel sorry for the most, Catie and that other faggot where so mean spirited to a guy who’s literally had his house burn down not even a year before, what a bunch of cunts

 

[Argh My Cigar]

You do realise they was a lie right? @ Marvin knee years ago Catherine made that part where Chris pushed his face into her tits all up, as to make Chris seem even more of an insufferable pervert and for attention and A logging, Honestly that’s the saga apart from the idea guys I feel sorry for the most, Catie and that other faggot where so mean spirited to a guy who’s literally had his house burn down not even a year before, what a bunch of cunts

mkay so you made a temper tantrum over borderline sexual assault. And yeah I do agree that most of the shit Chris is involved with is exaggerated to make him seem like more of an autist than he is. Marvin even told me at one point that the CWCki is written in a way meant to mock him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

mkay so you made a temper tantrum over borderline sexual assault. And yeah I do agree that most of the shit Chris is involved with is exaggerated to make him seem like more of an autist than he is. Marvin even told me at one point that the CWCki is written in a way meant to mock him.

Lol, you act like it's some exclusive information between yourself and Marvin when he's told everyone that. With the way Chris acts, a lot of people either don't care or don't believe Marvin.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Lol, you act like it's some exclusive information between yourself and Marvin when he's told everyone that. With the way Chris acts, a lot of people either don't care or don't believe Marvin.

When Chris is aware he’s being documented, does he intentionally play up his antics? He seems pretty docile when he’s around people he considers his friends; still awkward and autistic but more subdued. He checks the farm and the CWCki on occasion and seems slightly aware that he’s known for being trolled to some extent.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Catherine was @Thetan, right?

I thought she shat her panties and fucked off when she told Chris the HS "gal-pals" weren't his friends and Chris posted about having suicidal thoughts on Facebook, but then she came back and became a girlfriend from the ground up.

What a fucking cunt.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I’m not sure if it’s ever been confirmed but it might very well be possible, all we know is that @spyraider91/garbageraider was a poster and her accomplice, all I know is that she was the one who fabricated the Oct 2013 leaks of the Manchester high school gal pals in order to get Chris to leave them alone online, the rest I’m unsure of.

Catherine was @Thetan, right?

I thought she shat her panties and fucked off when she told Chris the HS "gal-pals" weren't his friends and Chris posted about having suicidal thoughts on Facebook, but then she came back and became a girlfriend from the ground up.

What a fucking cunt.

 

[Broseph]

When he said the Lord pressed the mute button or something. I'm not sure what it is about that, but it hit me in the feels.

That was just his autistic brain flipping the 'tard switch on.

 

[Deadpool]

Catherine was @Thetan, right?

I thought she shat her panties and fucked off when she told Chris the HS "gal-pals" weren't his friends and Chris posted about having suicidal thoughts on Facebook, but then she came back and became a girlfriend from the ground up.

What a fucking cunt.

Catherine was @Axiom. Her nude was posted in supporters for a while (she posted it herself back in the day) she had pretty good tits, but looked a little downsy.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Catherine was @Axiom. Her nude was posted in supporters for a while (she posted it herself back in the day) she had pretty good tits, but looked a little downsy.

Don't you have to be a bit downsy to meet christ in person and say you're his galpal? Jessice Quinn comes to mind.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Blue Spike was a legit sociopath so that

 

[Chan Fan]

meet christ in person

Yikes, what a typo

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Yikes, what a typo

My mistake. I don't worship Chris or whatever he's believing in at this very moment. Funny as hell, though.

 

[DavidFerrie]

After The Great Keurig Fire. I actually sent him a Target gift card, and got a nice thank-you email from him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

After The Great Keurig Fire. I actually sent him a Target gift card, and got a nice thank-you email from him.

Usually when people send Chris something, he becomes passive agressive, gives you a compliment, but complains that you should have given him money instead.