Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

After watching the recent episode of Geno's comprehensive series, there's no way I can feel sorry for Chris. Especially at the end where he e-begs for Barbs medicine where Chris can easily spend 100 dollars on, but chooses toys instead. I shouldn't be too surprised of course, since he does take after his mom.
 
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TalmudSperg said:
Is Chris actually married to his comic book husband?
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If only it was that simple.
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Trash Eater said:
The idea guy saga. That was when I went from thinking "Chris is an autistic asshole who creates most of his own problems" to "Chris is severely mentally ill and should be institutionalized for his own safety."
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Yup

You can argue to no tomorrow about how Chris had no reason to send them money and was at fault for staying in touch with them after they turned overtly malicious, but it's really clear they were taking advantage of a delusional and fragile person.

Same thing goes for the "Julie Reveals Herself" call, which is probably what inspired the idea guys to pull the shit they did
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
True. Chris was huge and could have had potential to be on the HS football team, but he was lazy and out of shape, so he became the waterboy team manager.
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Wat. In all of Chris's HS pictures he's a short, pudgy guy with drooping shoulders. Even if he was in shape, his body type would be ill fit for playing football. Isn't Chris like 5'9"?
Still being a waterboy for a team is pretty goddamn pathetic.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Wat. In all of Chris's HS pictures he's a short, pudgy guy with drooping shoulders. Even if he was in shape, his body type would be ill fit for playing football. Isn't Chris like 5'9"?
Still being a waterboy for a team is pretty goddamn pathetic.
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He seemed taller. I know when he graduated HS, he was tall though.
 
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I'm still reading through the topic, but just to add my 2¢: I feel very much about the trooning out, because it's crystal clear that he made it in an autistic attempt for sympathy; and, of course, to embrace as much "girlfriend/boyfriend-free girls" as possible for his love quest (phooey... it'll come Christian).

It reminds me of lil Tom from this excerpt of Cement Garden by Ian McEwan:

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Trash Eater said:
The idea guy saga. That was when I went from thinking "Chris is an autistic asshole who creates most of his own problems" to "Chris is severely mentally ill and should be institutionalized for his own safety."
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Nope, he is more of a drug addict.

Having people cather and validate his fantasies gives him a rush, so he seeks them out, he doesn't understand it but it's how he works.

Institutions need to care for people who actually want help, Chris wants someone to play with and fantasy with, he doesn't want help, he could get it if he wanted.
 
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I feel pretty sorry for CWC as it stands. This long-term LARP as Sonichu is going on so long that he probably deluded himself into thinking this is legit. If it was just an act I don't think he'd have the mental fortitude to keep it up this long. I wouldn't be surprised if he offs himself on the belief that this will bring him to CWCville or whatever.
 
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I thought I felt sorry for stuff like the Bluespike saga where the troll could be seen as going "too far" but when you stand back, Chris could have just... stopped at any point. It's like being in a house that's on fire and choosing to stay in case something positive happened or it went out on its own. That's what Chris's entire problem is. Everything is truly his fault. There's no switch in his brain that makes him go "okay, this is fucked, I need a day or two to just think about this."

That's why when Bob died, I felt sorry. It was one of the only times something bad happened to Chris that wasn't Chris's fault. He didn't poke the bear and he didn't stay around to see what happened, and unless he died because of Chris's negligence (which it wasn't) the time I felt sorry.
 
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I don't really feel sorry for Chris, but oh man does Bob invoke some feels. I was also a very difficult child when I was a kid and I just can't imagine how my father felt. Seeing how he tried to help Chris in any way he could (like the emily date) and failing every single time just makes me sad. I'm glad he's resting now, whether that be a dark void (if you're an athiest) or Heaven. Either way, they're way better than his real life. He really didn't deserve to have Chris.
 
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