Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Hogar Grupal]

Who would want to actually be friends with a fat, smelly, sexually confused (and above all, boring) autist?

Do white knights and weeiners count?

 

[Mr. 0]

When Catherine set up a fake date and how Chris’s face lit up when she actually showed up. He seemed so desperate for companionship since his house had just burnt down that year and was still reeling in from the events of the 2011 with Snyder’s hit-and-run case against him and Bob’s death. The last thing he needed was another false sweetheart trying to fuck with him for content. Her scheme wasn’t even that entertaining either.

stop defending chris trying to motorboat her breasts

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Even tough it’s one of my personal funny moments，I do feel bad when he gets cucked by the man in the pickle suit in the mall

 

[Metatarsupial]

I dunno, I'm sure most Kiwis have plenty of friends.

My God, I have friends?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

stop defending chris trying to motorboat her breasts

not saying that’s not absolute creeper behavior, but c’mon, she knew what she was getting herself into by going on a “date” with him. That’s like being mad at a Skunk for smelling like shit. Which also applies to Chris, but still.

 

[Mr. 0]

not saying that’s not absolute creeper behavior, but c’mon, she knew what she was getting herself into by going on a “date” with him. That’s like being mad at a Skunk for smelling like shit. Which also applies to Chris, but still.

no stop justifying him sexually harassing people that meet up with him you dumb paypig

 

[Slowinthemind]

The bluespike reveal, threatening to reveal Chris as a pedo was cruel when he genuinely did not know.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

For me it's was at the Bluespike reveal. Chris is a gullible bastard, and it's hilarious but also I did feel bad for him being such a idiot when it came to women on the internet.

 

[Furina]

I don't remember the video, but it was during one of the girlfriend sagas, when it had been revealed that she was a fake or just trolling him, but Chris seemed pretty torn up about it. In the video he's lying on his side, crying as he records. It's probably put on for sympathy, but the first time I saw it... It just cut through me like I didn't expect. I honestly felt so sorry for him. I think it was partly because I was going through some relationship drama in my own life at the time, but it really changed my outlook on him from then on.

 

[Steinercard]

I am sometimes sympathetic towards Chris's struggles with the assburgers, as an Assburger myself. But what really gets me about Chris is I feel that if he didn't have the parents he had, he would've been way better adjusted. The real tragedy of his life is that it is a series of tragic, embarrasing, cringy, or distrubing random events that made him the person he is. I won't defend him. He's a dumbarse who made it worse for himself and has no self awareness whatsoever. But man, sometimes I really get why he is the way he is.

 

[GherkinRealness]

When Bob died is pretty much the only time. I guess according to the unreleased phone call he really broke down in it and actually showed genuine emotion.

Is there more information about this call?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I dunno, I'm sure most Kiwis have plenty of friends.

You say that like it's common knowledge.

 

[anti SJW]

Like someone else said in this thread, I wonder how Chris would have turned out if His parents got him the help he needed when He was younger.

I'm autistic. But I have a good job and live on my own. I look at Chris and I see His life as a warning as to how autistic people can end up without the proper help and support.

 

[Y2K Baby]

All of the time.

 

[drtoboggan]

I never feel sorry for Chris. He exists to make people laugh.

 

[Kacho]

This is just an echo at this point, but the only time I have ever felt sorry for Chris is when he lost Bob. That is the worst thing that has happened in his life that was not the fault of his own actions.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I feel pretty bad anytime people exploit him for huge amounts of money honestly. Like when Joshua Martinez would make him pay for them eating at Applebee’s or Fridays and Boyd/Wise extorting thousands from him. Those things really suck and show that he does need a financial handler.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I've still never listened to the infamous BlueSpike call where he shoves the medallion up his ass all the way through. It's too hard to listen to.

BlueSpike is laughing like a supervillain and talking about how he wants Chris to cut himself and bleed out, and Chris stays on the line because, in his mind, he's being blackmailed with the life of his girlfriend. He thinks he can't walk away so he just stays there being barraged with shit that no-one should reasonably have to take when they haven't done anything seriously wrong. The other trolls in the call even have to step in and tell BlueSpike to calm the fuck down before Chris seriously hurts himself.

That made me feel bad for Chris.

 

[Mason Verger]

I feel pretty bad anytime people exploit him for huge amounts of money honestly. Like when Joshua Martinez would make him pay for them eating at Applebee’s or Fridays and Boyd/Wise extorting thousands from him. Those things really suck and show that he does need a financial handler.

As a tax payer, I dont feel so bad about that. It’s not like that shit was destined for a retirement fund or cornea surgery. Besides, he recouped that 6k and then some in like 3 months off of pity donations.

 

[Giovanni]

Looking at pictures of Chris as a little kid. Smiling like a normal kid, at Christmas, with a non-monstrous Barb or Bob. Back then he was just an innocent kid, still with plenty of potential, could have lived a normal and happy life. Chris is 100% responsible for his decisions, but he was still made into what he is by years of neglect (and in some cases, active abuse) by people who should have been caring for him.

Going from a picture of kid-Chris with a cardboard crown on his head to the insane hagraven that he is today is legitimately depressing.