Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Doctor of Autism]

I can’t feel sad for Chris when he’s trolled given he brushes it off or forgets it anyway when it’s all said and done.

However I feel sorry for Chris in regards to his parents who are the reason his entire life ended up this way given they never bothered to give him proper help as a child, enabling him to believing that the entire world is against him, cutting him off from other family members, and how Barb pretty much forced him to never leave the house through guilt tripping.

Chris probably would’ve been better off if he was taken away by CPS as a kid or had the proper help that he needed for his mental issues.

 

[GherkinRealness]

RE: Bluespike. I honestly don't think he was expecting Chris to willfully shove the medallion up his butt, just to destroy it (which is still a heartless act). Hence why he got so giddy that he had got the legendary lolcow to do something so ridiculous. And seeing where Chris(tine) is now, I think its fair to say he had been curious all along, hence why he had such a little response to the abusive act.

In all honesty though, I get really depressed reading through the comics as time goes by. It goes from an innocent, childish escape fantasy to a manipulated, abusive, gore-filled revenge story that is pretty much just a retaliation to the trolls. It was his only escape from the mundane life of his. And trolls ruined it.

And I get just as depressed seeing people abuse him online, whether through good or bad intentions. Trolling or weens. Both are as bad as each other in my opinion. He'll never get the help he truly needs, he's too invested in what he considers to be a proper friendship - the weens and trolls. And that's heartbreaking, even if he is incredibly naive.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

When trolls sent him to some ghetto ass part of Cleveland. There are some seriously rough parts of that city that are dangerous as fuck for normal people let alone a naive fat Caucasian autist wearing a clown shirt and driving Son-Chu. He's lucky that he didn't get beaten and robbed by niggos.

Used to live there, Chris absolutely could’ve gotten knocked out and robbed.

 

[Alkaline1303]

Having a shitty-narc mother like Barb. Also when Borb decided to not listen to Chris' school's advice to put Chris in special education class.

 

[BOONES]

Chris, I just cant think any moment in specific I truly dont feel bad for him.

The guy literally is a mascot for autism.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

"Future Message" gives me feels. Because its one of the last pure Chris as Chris moments before he became a sensation. It makes me wonder what would have happened to him if he hadnt been discovered.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

The only time I really felt bad for Chris was when Bob died. For all his faults, Bob was the only real positive influence Chris ever had, and his death was the only time I can think of where that fat idiot ever showed real, human emotion.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

there's very few moments where i don't feel at least a tinge of empathy towards chris. he's a middle aged autistic loser who's never gone on a real date in his entire life. he spent his childhood nonverbal and moved around a lot. he never truly had any friends, they all either were hanging out with him out of pity, or were paid to do so. he spent his 20's drawing a comic based around his imaginary characters, and even that was tampered with by the countless number of people fucking with him all the time. now he's almost 40 and is so far off the deep end i doubt he could find his way out of his merge fantasy. he's still a lazy dumbass that i point and laugh at, i just don't laugh quite as hard anymore.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The only time I really felt bad for Chris was when Bob died. For all his faults, Bob was the only real positive influence Chris ever had, and his death was the only time I can think of where that fat idiot ever showed real, human emotion.

I mean Bob tried but he also didn't help Chris as he helped insist that the world was against the "Chandler's" and not putting Chris in special education.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

A lot of you guys mention the Bluespike thing, but the moron was fine the very next day, plus he was way more worried about his PSN than Julay. He is strangely not traumatized by the event, all things considered.

He's surprisingly resilient. I'd be curious to know how much of the ordeal he even remembers. I bet all the gal-pals just blur into one in Chris's tiny little mind.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

When Bob died, and I guess I'll feel a little bad when blorb dies. Neither of them were good parents (Barb was 10x worse a person than Bob) but I can't feel happy when someone's parents die.

Other than that? Nah. Chris's responsible for most of the bad things that's happened in his life. I know actual tards who work jobs, live on their own, and function despite having IQs lower than chris's. He fell for nearly every troll ploy, and now his childish fantasies are all he wants to focus on while life passes him by. He's barely improved as an artist over all this time, and doesn't even do the comics anymore. His ego makes it very hard to like anything about him, and now that he's playing make-believe with this goddess crap I just want to see karma kick the door open and spank the Teflon Tard silly for once.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

"Girlfriends" who turn out to be trolls. Dating is a touchy issue for normal teens, a chubby autist has no chance of reading the signs and taking hints. Just rejection after rejection after rejection...

 

[Coelacanth]

I feel sorry for Chris in that he was really denied a somewhat "normal" existence as an autist thanks to his parents. Bob was the more well meaning of the two in my opinion - he was behind the times, and I don't think he really understood what kind of damage he was doing by "buying" friends for Chris in school. Barb is a different story - she coddled him, placed him up on a pedestal he wasn't fit for, encouraged nearly all of his bad behaviour and is most likely keeping him tied to her for his tugboat (which he spends on gaming shit and mlp stuff anyway).

I guess it's coming back to bite her in the ass as she withers away in 14 Branchland while her son is distracted by playing games under the guise of him doing research to call forth the TRUE and HONEST goddess he was clearly meant to be inside, but I feel sorry for the little kid he was before mutating into the monstrous manchild he is now.

 

[WutangLee]

When he made efforts to try and socialize on his own, and looked like a fish out of water so everybody mocked him. At a time when he was his most normal and lonely he was at his most impressionable for bettering himself, and I've never taken enjoyment in watching someone at their lowest be a public spectacle to be humiliated and ridiculed when they tried to better themselves. Kinda like professional trainers that have a soft spot for fatties that want to lose weight. Either way, it didn't really last long.

 

[troon patrol]

I'm kinda surprised people in this thread everyone is still mentioning he blue-spike "incident" and anytime Chris is catfished.

Didn't Blue spike give him the ultimatum either set it on fire or shove it up there? Not the first or last foreign object to make that journey. Not to mention this was all for a stupid PSP worth what? $1500? Get fucked

Regarding sympathy for cat-fishing Chris, "Clyde" "rapes" "PandaHalo" and brags to Chris, Chris barely acknowledges it, people confront him, how he could ignore it, his lack of empathy for someone he cared about and his responce was something like "yeah it was tough to for me read that but, she says she's still gonna have sex with me if I do XYZ" Meanwhile on video he uploads to YT he pretends to confront and phsycially attack "clyde" far raping "PandaHalo" playing the moral role he knows he should be.

My point being clearly Chris understands rape is immoral but, unless a larger audience is watching/judging he doesn't personally consider it wrong. The "Kacy saga" I would consider that Chris planned to rape kacey, he obviously did a shit job but, pretended to be a different person and disguised his identity to gain her trust let her guard down. If his plan actually succeeded, yes he planned to rape Kacey.

 

[BigSIIIIIP]

aw man this is hard, i guess what i really feel sorry for chris is that his parents didn't try to treat his autism, if he was treated as a child he would be a different person as an adult, he wouldn't have gotten into all of this drama sorrounding him. He could have had a stable career, maybe even a wife or kids if things didn't got out of hand. But sadly its not like that.

 

[Silver Chariot]

I mean, I used to feel sorry for the lost opportunities

then all the shit about him trying to run over someone outside the Game Place tanked it for me, and him spraying a GameStop employee for Sonic's arms finally euthanized it fully for me

 

[The Batter]

I only ever feel bad when I see the long island ice tea or magical man videos. You get a glimpse at an almost normal Chris - Just hanging out with friends, telling stories, and acting silly.

It's like he's so close to getting his shit straight, until the next day when he's back to making videos for his sweethearts.

 

[Glowie]

Classic Chris discovering ED. One can't pity the autist who went on editing spree and shared more than details about personal life.
Poor bastard couldn't help himself.
If it wasn't for his autistic obsession, Chris could be working as a glass sorter and know his job by heart.
Lack of wranglers and impulse control are the reason why the world is blessed by a transgender multidimensional godddess

 

[Mr. 0]

A lot of you guys mention the Bluespike thing, but the moron was fine the very next day, plus he was way more worried about his PSN than Julay. He is strangely not traumatized by the event, all things considered.

Unfortunately you're talking to autistic brick walls, people constantly ignore this to shit on bluespike (and actively ignore the fact that he was a 13 year old who was traumatized by phone sex and chris's ass and genitals)

Used to live there, Chris absolutely should’ve gotten knocked out and robbed.

fixd that for you