Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Someone should set Chris up with Pamela Swain.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

"Future Message" gives me feels. Because its one of the last pure Chris as Chris moments before he became a sensation. It makes me wonder what would have happened to him if he hadnt been discovered.

Though it’s not exactly a fair trade off, his discovery has allowed him to collect bursts of petty cash every once in awhile, allowing him to go on trips and buy toys that he otherwise couldn’t.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Though it’s not exactly a fair trade off, his discovery has allowed him to collect bursts of petty cash every once in awhile, allowing him to go on trips and buy toys that he otherwise couldn’t.

It disrupted his natural evolution though.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Every time Barb has manipulated him. I know the feels concerning a manipulative, overbearing mother and it's 100x worse for Chris. To this day, I don't want to fully give up on Chris until he can finally get away from her and truly have a chance at living his own life.

Kacey saga. Liquid Chris is a legend, but all the Kacey calls were just nagging and unfunny picking on a lonely guy wanting any attention from a girl, he'd put up with constantly being talked down to.

Bluespike getting Chris to sodomize himself. I know the reasoning against it and Chris ended up fine, but that was still going too far.

Similarly, convincing Chris to drive to Cleveland in the Julie saga. It's more defensible because I'm sure they didn't think Chris would actually do it. There was a reasonable chance Chris really could have been harmed during that.

In general, I feel a little bad in all of Chris' sweetheart desires. From high school with cute girls being paid to be friendly with him. To all the trolls leading him on. I get that Chris wasn't capable of a relationship with any of them and wanted china, but it was also partially driven by him being an autistic loner that just wanted companionship.

 

[OfficerBagget]

In general, I feel a little bad in all of Chris' sweetheart desires. From high school with cute girls being paid to be friendly with him. To all the trolls leading him on. I get that Chris wasn't capable of a relationship with any of them and wanted china, but it was also partially driven by him being an autistic loner that just wanted companionship.

Holy shit that's right, the fact that all of Chris's friends were paid to be his friends by Bob. Like the layers of fucked up in that and the thing is it predates all of the other fuckery that's happened over Chris's life. His first friendships were fabricated he never learned anything about friendship because of that.

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

Admittedly, I really didn't learn about Chris until about 2017. As a result, I feel sorry for Chris as a whole, because from where I started there was over a decade of material to sift through. Is there a lot he brought on himself? Yeup, not even gonna argue that. But I think Chris is the very definition of "Born to Lose."

He was born with Autism. There may (likely) is more developmental disabilities he has, but it has gone untreated and undiagnosed. Hell, there were even physical disabilities he had to deal with (DIRTY, CRAPPED, BRIEFS). To make it worse he was born to older parents who were wholly incapable of successfully raising a child with a developmental disability. He was kept completely sheltered for the entirety of his formative years, and arguably even into his adult life. As a result of his poor socialization, he was unprepared to take on the world. Because of his naivety, he was the perfect troll bait. All of this came together to form the perfect shitstorm.

To quote Genosamuel: "What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?" Your mileage may vary, but what make Chris fascinating to me is he serves as a case study of many things, such as untreated mental conditions, "Cyberbullying", Trolling Induced Transgenderisim, and how low can one person be in life.

But If I had to name on particular point of Chris's life that I feel bad for him on, it would be his entire love quest. All he wanted (at least in the beginning) was attention from a woman. He was set up to fail from the beginning, because Bob had to pay girls to even give him the time of day, and the trolling led to fake girl after fake after fake. Some even ending in pretty gruesome ways (Bluespike and the medallion.) And now he is so far gone his is "Married" to figments of his imagination.

 

[Raiken]

The housefire.
I was sure that this was it and we would never hear from him again because he would either learn from it or live on the streets.

Instead it got far worse.

 

[Perspicacity]

I've felt bad for Chris basically from the start, though I also enjoyed laughing about his antics and the comics. But I couldn't enjoy any of it after the Clyde Cash/Blue Spike shit. Chris is mentally handicapped and his parents were batshit crazy. He actually is high functioning in some areas for autism but he's still autistic, he doesn't have the ability to define perceive any kind of social ques, and he's bound to repeat his behaviors in a loop. That's just the definition of what he has. Barb and Bob both clearly had a total disconnect reality, so of course Chris has no real concept of reality himself. Then compound that with living in a filthy hoarders house with no real parenting or mental assistance. Of course he's totally fucked, he never needed any help from the internet. I still enjoy reading Sonichu and even keeping up with what's going on in his life; though I have to say most of it has been pretty hard to watch.

 

[PlaceboFang]

Bob dying and the whole paying those girls to be friends with him in school thing. It's also sad to think about how much better off he'd be if he had mentally stable parents. They both were older and out of touch. Hoarding is a symptom of a severe underlying problem, lending to the belief that they weren't fully there for him or they were too wrapped up in their own depression. Had some form of structure been implemented into his life and if he had fully equipped and responsible parents, Chris may have been a bit healthier happier. Basic things like showers, cleaning dishes, and exercise would probably be a part of his daily life. He wouldn't have grown up thinking being a dirty hoarder is ok. He may have had a firmer grasp on human interaction as well.

Then again his life is just a downward spiralling loop of bad choices and poor behaviour. He's incapable of learning from his mistakes. It's hard to say. He would have benefited from staying at an institute for awhile growing up. As he goes further down hill, that's definitely what he needs now or he'll be just another broken shell living in an alley.

I saw a few people mentioning they felt sad for him during his love quest. At first I felt bad for him but I quickly stopped myself. He always talked about his virginity, I don't think he was looking for a gf, just a hole to pound that would mother him on the side. He never seemed to care about the girls personality, just whoever he thought he could get in with quicker.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Not to get too A-Loggy here, but I agree, he should have just let her die like she said she would. She literally contributes nothing to his life anymore.

Honestly, I'd say that as much as I find the idea of the merger funny, I'd have to also go out and say that him being manipulated by Barb, the Idea Guys and the Troons is incredibly disheartening to witness. Especially with how little anything against them has done to stop their attitudes.

Mothers manipulate their children all the damn time. The only reason it works so damn well is because Chris is a tard. Pretending like Barb isn't the only person in the world who actually loves Chris is utter BS. When it comes down to it no one actually cares about Chris except for Barb in her own weird way. Chris too is the only one who cares about Barb. I really don't like either of them, but I dislike even more how people often act like they're experts on their relationship and know what's best for them.

 

[Chan Fan]

I think it's sad that his parents didn't try to correct him on a few of the weirder notions he had about relationships. When you get a girlfriend you don't "build her from the ground up" as he once said. You don't have a formula of "hang out at mall to establish friendship, then go to McDonalds or Burger King for a first date, then two nicer places then have sex after the third date." I'm sure girls don't like being lumped into categories like that anymore than guys do. Relationships are individual matters and all are different. His parents might not have given him much (if any) advice about dating/relationships but the one thing they could have done is dispelled some of the crazier stuff he thought would help him find a girlfriend.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I honestly feel sorry for him that he still has a whole website dedicated to learning every bad thing about kind of, Having literally no privacy in your life to his terrible and legendary meme status as the biggest lolcow ever certainly won't help him get a job or actually move past things in his life, I really do hope that if Chris were to seriously ever die, prematurely like he seriously was killed by some Insane A log or troll gone phycho, that the cwcki is taken down for a time or for good, in respect to him and how he met his end because of people I n that toxic circle.

Its a fools dream and Im almost sure it'd never happen, but for Chris to magically get his wish and everybody to one day people just forgot about him and his terrible internet history as the most hated artist online for The Cwcki to be deleted and every video or article wiped away in almost entirety I bet that would possibly be one of the happiest days go his life. Also believe it or not I feel sorry for pretty much all of 2014+ CWC ever since his house burned down, he got trolled by that bitchy Catherine and her ween friend, he was desperate fro money in 2015-2018 and got trolled by 2 new sweethearts in 2017, DoopieDoOver and that Quinn girl, The Idea Guys who are not Trolls just fucking phycho criminals and total losers, and then the teen Troon squad and now Jacob Sickness and all his twitter trolls who blocked him. Yeah ultimately the thing I feel sorry about the most with Chris is that ultimately things never seem to be get ting better for Chris, he may show progress for a time leading twats or weens to always think 'OMG!!1 he's getting better guyz!!!!1 'by eating healthy once a week or doing more than 500 steps a day walking his obese mom to the shops and only playing with ps4 for 3 hours a day ,and then hell do something insane Like shit his pants, cut his taint open odr declare his love with cartoon creations in polygamous marriage with anime and Pokemon goddess crap and Immediately shatter any semblance of progress we woruldve thought he'd had, God Damnit Chris

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Mothers manipulate their children all the damn time. The only reason it works so damn well is because Chris is a tard. Pretending like Barb isn't the only person in the world who actually loves Chris is utter BS. When it comes down to it no one actually cares about Chris except for Barb in her own weird way. Chris too is the only one who cares about Barb. I really don't like either of them, but I dislike even more how people often act like they're experts on their relationship and know what's best for them.

And I take it you have the same thoughts about the Idea Guys as you do Barb, right?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The bluespike reveal, threatening to reveal Chris as a pedo was cruel when he genuinely did not know.

Imagine if Bluespike did turn Chris into the feds by using ShecameforCWC as evidence...

For me it's was at the Bluespike reveal. Chris is a gullible bastard, and it's hilarious but also I did feel bad for him being such a idiot when it came to women on the internet.

"I know what a woman sounds like."

 

[Perspicacity]

Mothers manipulate their children all the damn time. The only reason it works so damn well is because Chris is a tard. Pretending like Barb isn't the only person in the world who actually loves Chris is utter BS. When it comes down to it no one actually cares about Chris except for Barb in her own weird way. Chris too is the only one who cares about Barb. I really don't like either of them, but I dislike even more how people often act like they're experts on their relationship and know what's best for them.

I'm not really sure how you can even call this manipulation. Let's ignore the fact that she raised Chris in squalor, denied him any help, and ignored the fact that he got so traumatized that he didn't talk for like 5 years. She's also basically been his jailor his entire adult life, threatening to kill herself, keeping them increasingly isolated, and so on. Also partially living off the tugboat I imagine. Now Barb obviously isn't there at all these days, she looks totally vacant. But the woman did way more damage then good, and was clearly unhinged before she even had Chris according to local legend, her son, and Bob's kids.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And I take it you have the same thoughts about the Idea Guys as you do Barb, right?

Chris didn't come out of the idea guy's vaginas. It's dumb to compare Barb to the ideagays. Chris didn't live with them for 36 years. They didn't have to clean up Chris' adult messes. The idea guys are very sociopathic abd should'nt be around children. Barb is extremely misguided and selfish, but she still loves her son, or she would have thrown him away years ago when Bob was still alive. Like I said, I don't like any of them, but pretending to know the dynamics and feelings of their relationship is as condescending as liberals trying to establish trannies as our new overlords.

I'm not really sure how you can even call this manipulation. Let's ignore the fact that she raised Chris in squalor, denied him any help,

As I said, she's extremely misguided. He was raised in a hoard. His father was very well to do, and even his mother worked. They came from a very different generation where denial and delusion were very common. I wouldn't be surprised if Barb was sexually abused too.

he got so traumatized that he didn't talk for like 5 years

You're taking that directly from Chris. And you know he's retarded right?! That was a made up story, so Chris didn't have to face the fact that he has autism.

She's also basically been his jailor his entire adult life, threatening to kill herself, keeping them increasingly isolated, and so on.

Once again, she's extremely misguided, she's probably afraid of losing control, but she knows that Chris is actually useless as an independent and will eventually crumble left on his own. Remember Chris going to court, that wasn't you accompanying a sharply dressed man on his way to pay a speeding ticket, that was an elderly woman lugging around a crosdressing baby. She had to quiet him down from making an ass out of himself and blowing raspberries at the judge. Seriously, it wasn't you there or anyone of his other pretentious enablers, it was an elderly woman who still cares for her demon spawn.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm not really sure how you can even call this manipulation. Let's ignore the fact that she raised Chris in squalor, denied him any help, and ignored the fact that he got so traumatized that he didn't talk for like 5 years. She's also basically been his jailor his entire adult life, threatening to kill herself, keeping them increasingly isolated, and so on. Also partially living off the tugboat I imagine. Now Barb obviously isn't there at all these days, she looks totally vacant. But the woman did way more damage then good, and was clearly unhinged before she even had Chris according to local legend, her son, and Bob's kids.

With the trailer that came out of the unfinsihed documentary, when Barb spoke, she seemed as though she was cognitive.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

With the trailer that came out of the unfinsihed documentary, when Barb spoke, she seemed as though she was cognitive.

She probably has good and bad days. Mostly good.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I feel somewhat bad for him getting tackled by cops and handcuffed to a wheelchair after his pants fell down (how he's so far you'd think his gut would hold them up?) But I lose a quarter of my sympathies when I remember "oh right the tardo ran after sperging on about "true love and trust". To justify loitering and abusing a Target's refill privlage.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I honestly feel sorry for him that he still has a whole website dedicated to learning every bad thing about kind of, Having literally no privacy in your life to his terrible and legendary meme status as the biggest lolcow ever certainly won't help him get a job or actually move past things in his life, I really do hope that if Chris were to seriously ever die, prematurely like he seriously was killed by some Insane A log or troll gone phycho, that the cwcki is taken down for a time or for good, in respect to him and how he met his end because of people I n that toxic circle.

Its a fools dream and Im almost sure it'd never happen, but for Chris to magically get his wish and everybody to one day people just forgot about him and his terrible internet history as the most hated artist online for The Cwcki to be deleted and every video or article wiped away in almost entirety I bet that would possibly be one of the happiest days go his life. Also believe it or not I feel sorry for pretty much all of 2014+ CWC ever since his house burned down, he got trolled by that bitchy Catherine and her I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME friend, he was desperate fro money in 2015-2018 and got trolled by 2 new sweethearts in 2017, DoopieDoOver and that Quinn girl, The Idea Guys who are not Trolls just fucking phycho criminals and total losers, and then the teen Troon squad and now Jacob Sickness and all his twitter trolls who blocked him. Yeah ultimately the thing I feel sorry about the most with Chris is that ultimately things never seem to be get ting better for Chris, he may show progress for a time leading twats or I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME to always think 'OMG!!1 he's getting better guyz!!!!1 'by eating healthy once a week or doing more than 500 steps a day walking his obese mom to the shops and only playing with ps4 for 3 hours a day ,and then hell do something insane Like shit his pants, cut his taint open odr declare his love with cartoon creations in polygamous marriage with anime and Pokemon goddess crap and Immediately shatter any semblance of progress we woruldve thought he'd had, God Damnit Chris

Take your medication