Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Bassomatic]

Lot of good posts and a nice trip down memory lane of the shit show that's been Chris chan's life.

One thing I didnt really think got enough mention is those letters Cole sent. I can't picture feeble minded Chris who looked up to Cole and was very jealous he moved out had a life etc, just basically told him fuck off and I hope your parents die. For all their faults etc, Chris wanted an older brother in his life and family. Hearing his older brother who's supposed to be like a cool dad someone to guide you and be your friend just say, eh you aren't worth being in touch with, then going to mention how much he hated his parents whom Chris looks up to. That musta really wounded him in ways he never really showed or got into.

I also feel maybe he's too dumb to let that kinda wound sink it, if so he's lucky as that could really cripple someone to read.

 

[Perspicacity]

You're taking that directly from Chris. And you know he's exceptional right?! That was a made up story, so Chris didn't have to face the fact that he has autism.

I have to admit I burst out laughing when I read this, that was a great Chris story. I'm aware his baby sitter didn't give him autism or mutism (I believe he said it happened when he was like 1 years old or something). It was more hyperbole about how he was mute until he like 8 years old and his parents still denied reality.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Lot of good posts and a nice trip down memory lane of the shit show that's been Chris chan's life.

One thing I didnt really think got enough mention is those letters Cole sent. I can't picture feeble minded Chris who looked up to Cole and was very jealous he moved out had a life etc, just basically told him fuck off and I hope your parents die. For all their faults etc, Chris wanted an older brother in his life and family. Hearing his older brother who's supposed to be like a cool dad someone to guide you and be your friend just say, eh you aren't worth being in touch with, then going to mention how much he hated his parents whom Chris looks up to. That musta really wounded him in ways he never really showed or got into.

I also feel maybe he's too dumb to let that kinda wound sink it, if so he's lucky as that could really cripple someone to read.

Chris is a sped, but Cole is just an asshole. He doesn't even have the excuse of being autistic; he's just a pompous dickhead. His treatment of Chris was just unnecessarily mean-spirited, all Chris did was ask Cole to vote for him in some dumb contest. Would have taken him all of five minutes to do.

Cole is almost a lolcow in his own right, except his output is so unbelievably dull that it isn't even funny. His two-hour film podcasts get double-digit view counts. Let's not forget that he used to have eBay auctions where he was literally selling time with him at his wife's bar where you also have to pay for the drinks, so essentially you're paying Cole to show up and then you're paying him again to get drunk.

Those Weston genes just produce ridiculous narcissists who don't know they're being ridiculous, apparently.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Chris is a sped, but Cole is just an asshole. He doesn't even have the excuse of being autistic; he's just a pompous dickhead. His treatment of Chris was just unnecessarily mean-spirited, all Chris did was ask Cole to vote for him in some dumb contest. Would have taken him all of five minutes to do.

Cole is almost a lolcow in his own right, except his output is so unbelievably dull that it isn't even funny. His two-hour film podcasts get double-digit view counts. Let's not forget that he used to have eBay auctions where he was literally selling time with him at his wife's bar where you also have to pay for the drinks, so essentially you're paying Cole to show up and then you're paying him again to get drunk.

Those Weston genes just produce ridiculous narcissists who don't know they're being ridiculous, apparently.

It's true that Cole wishes he was as famous as Chris was right? His ego can't stand Barb and Bob's son is far more famous than him.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It's true that Cole wishes he was as famous as Chris was right? His ego can't stand Barb and Bob's son is far more famous than him.

For sure. It's been said here before, but both brothers have something the other desperately wants. Cole found himself a boyfriend-free girl who's also a high-earner and doesn't mind him doing jack and/or shit all day, but no one cares about him. Chris found himself a devoted fanbase that hangs on every random bit of Internet ephemera he puts out there, but he's forever alone. It's deliciously ironic.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Lot of good posts and a nice trip down memory lane of the shit show that's been Chris chan's life.

One thing I didnt really think got enough mention is those letters Cole sent. I can't picture feeble minded Chris who looked up to Cole and was very jealous he moved out had a life etc, just basically told him fuck off and I hope your parents die. For all their faults etc, Chris wanted an older brother in his life and family. Hearing his older brother who's supposed to be like a cool dad someone to guide you and be your friend just say, eh you aren't worth being in touch with, then going to mention how much he hated his parents whom Chris looks up to. That musta really wounded him in ways he never really showed or got into.

I also feel maybe he's too dumb to let that kinda wound sink it, if so he's lucky as that could really cripple someone to read.

You know how Chris is with his emotions.
I wonder how his relationship with David was like outside him getting Chris' glasses fixed?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I feel sorry that he ever was exposed to the internet at large to begin with. If it weren't for a bunch of autistic edgelords like BlueSpike he would have just kept working on his comic and playing Animal Crossing in obscurity. Yes he's an idiot who does shitty things but the dude never had a chance. Imagine 100 percent believing you're making a sex tape for someone who cares about you and then having it spread everywhere on the internet so people can laugh at you humping a blow up doll and yell JULAAAY, then having some faggot middle schooler emotionally bully you into shoving one of your most prized possessions up your ass.

 

[Chan Fan]

I feel sorry that he ever was exposed to the internet at large to begin with. If it weren't for a bunch of autistic edgelords like BlueSpike he would have just kept working on his comic and playing Animal Crossing in obscurity. Yes he's an idiot who does shitty things but the dude never had a chance. Imagine 100 percent believing you're making a sex tape for someone who cares about you and then having it spread everywhere on the internet so people can laugh at you humping a blow up doll and yell JULAAAY, then having some faggot middle schooler emotionally bully you into shoving one of your most prized possessions up your ass.

All of the BlueSpike stuff bothered me a lot. I think it would have been amazing for the kids parents to have heard every phone call and known the full extent of what their kid was doing. I always wondered if he had parents who cared about him or any friends at all because that's a lot of time and energy to dedicate to trolling someone without anyone noticing he was doing it.

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

Ok, we're clearing the air. Bob didn't pay the highschool galpals to be Chris's friends. He paid one girl, Natasha, to walk Chris to & from the busstop so he didn't get beaten up. They might have been friends with him because they felt sorry for him, but they weren't paid to do so. It may be a ha-halarious troll narrative, but it's not true.

From Tiffany Gowan's CWCki article:

"For better or worse, in October 2013, trolls impersonated Chris's former high school gal-pals and persuaded him that none of them had been real friends, that they had pretended to like him out of pity and/or because Bob had, via the principal, asked them to."

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I feel kinda sad whenever I think about the tail-end of Chris's high school days. Like he had "friends" and somewhere to be, casual social ineraction occuring in a regular basis, and he was at his most creative and had aspirations of cadcam or whatever. He wasn't just sitting around playing Nintendo games all day. Hearing him saddened by leaving all his friends and classes is genuinely kinda heavy, cause Chris has had no consistent relationships in his life outside of his hick mother and some animals. And tbh Chris treats life like he's permanetely adolescent, so these dumb awkward years were the most reasonable time for him to be his stupid goofy self. Imagine attending a school for 4 years with Chris bounding around and yelling about Sonic the Hedgehog in title totality every other day.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Take your medication

Just took it this morning certrilline my good friend I have ADD sorry

 

[Joe Swanson]

I honestly feel sorry for him that he still has a whole website dedicated to learning every bad thing about kind of, Having literally no privacy in your life to his terrible and legendary meme status as the biggest lolcow ever certainly won't help him get a job or actually move past things in his life, I really do hope that if Chris were to seriously ever die, prematurely like he seriously was killed by some Insane A log or troll gone phycho, that the cwcki is taken down for a time or for good, in respect to him and how he met his end because of people I n that toxic circle.

Its a fools dream and Im almost sure it'd never happen, but for Chris to magically get his wish and everybody to one day people just forgot about him and his terrible internet history as the most hated artist online for The Cwcki to be deleted and every video or article wiped away in almost entirety I bet that would possibly be one of the happiest days go his life. Also believe it or not I feel sorry for pretty much all of 2014+ CWC ever since his house burned down, he got trolled by that bitchy Catherine and her I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME friend, he was desperate fro money in 2015-2018 and got trolled by 2 new sweethearts in 2017, DoopieDoOver and that Quinn girl, The Idea Guys who are not Trolls just fucking phycho criminals and total losers, and then the teen Troon squad and now Jacob Sickness and all his twitter trolls who blocked him. Yeah ultimately the thing I feel sorry about the most with Chris is that ultimately things never seem to be get ting better for Chris, he may show progress for a time leading twats or I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME to always think 'OMG!!1 he's getting better guyz!!!!1 'by eating healthy once a week or doing more than 500 steps a day walking his obese mom to the shops and only playing with ps4 for 3 hours a day ,and then hell do something insane Like shit his pants, cut his taint open odr declare his love with cartoon creations in polygamous marriage with anime and Pokemon goddess crap and Immediately shatter any semblance of progress we woruldve thought he'd had, God Damnit Chris

You do know it was Chris who decided to initially engage with the trolls when he was an adult, and then keep engaging with them to this very day. No one held him at gunpoint forcing him to overshare his life to the point he became a public laughing stock.

Just took it this morning certrilline my good friend I have ADD sorry

Ah that explains it

 

[Mason Verger]

I feel kinda sad whenever I think about the tail-end of Chris's high school days. Like he had "friends" and somewhere to be, casual social ineraction occuring in a regular basis, and he was at his most creative and had aspirations of cadcam or whatever. He wasn't just sitting around playing Nintendo games all day. Hearing him saddened by leaving all his friends and classes is genuinely kinda heavy, cause Chris has had no consistent relationships in his life outside of his hick mother and some animals. And tbh Chris treats life like he's permanetely adolescent, so these dumb awkward years were the most reasonable time for him to be his stupid goofy self. Imagine attending a school for 4 years with Chris bounding around and yelling about Sonic the Hedgehog in title totality every other day.

Yeah, there’s more layers to the high school years than just the gal pals. I know the prevalent idea was that mainstreaming him was a mistake, but it sounds like by senior year he settled into a pretty “healthy” routine. Nobody ever mentions that Chris was the water boy for the basketball team, and he never seems to mention them treating him badly. I’m fascinated by the fact that Chris had a male buddy that would give him rides home from practice and have legit heart to hearts about dating. Only a few years later he would be lamenting that ALL males were jerks.


And I can’t stress this enough, because I always see people say otherwise: Bob was not paying the gal pals. They were just a group of well meaning overachievers that were likely popular enough to not catch hell for being nice to the local slow boy. Bob paid one girl to make sure Chris didn’t chase a butterfly into traffic while going to the school bus and that’s a legit babysitting job. And that was a few years earlier. The gal pals being paid off came from a troll posing as one ten years later.


They did however laugh at the pics of him in Barbs oversized oldlady underwear, but who the fuck wouldn’t?

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

@Mason Verger, a thread should be made about all of the untrue things that are accepted as fact just because they paint Chris in a negative light?
On topic:
Nobody ever talks about them, but the March 4th Sarah May Skype logs are a really difficult read. The payoff of a really ham-fisted attempt at catfishing Chris with a truly meanspirited, manipulative edge to the reveal. All while Bluespike is hurling abuse at him from the other side.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yeah, there’s more layers to the high school years than just the gal pals. I know the prevalent idea was that mainstreaming him was a mistake, but it sounds like by senior year he settled into a pretty “healthy” routine. Nobody ever mentions that Chris was the water boy for the basketball team, and he never seems to mention them treating him badly. I’m fascinated by the fact that Chris had a male buddy that would give him rides home from practice and have legit heart to hearts about dating. Only a few years later he would be lamenting that ALL males were jerks.


And I can’t stress this enough, because I always see people say otherwise: Bob was not paying the gal pals. They were just a group of well meaning overachievers that were likely popular enough to not catch hell for being nice to the local slow boy. Bob paid one girl to make sure Chris didn’t chase a butterfly into traffic while going to the school bus and that’s a legit babysitting job. And that was a few years earlier. The gal pals being paid off came from a troll posing as one ten years later.


They did however laugh at the pics of him in Barbs oversized oldlady underwear, but who the fuck wouldn’t?

Didn't Bob pay one girl, but that was when Chris was at middle school or his freshman year in high school?

 

[judge claude frollo]

well, it was during his LBP tutorial on autism. DONT GET ME WRONG, it was still dumb as all fuck and awkward 100%, but I could actually feel him him trying to convey his thoughts and emotions that were real and genuine, like a regular person's-- Except his feelings weren't able to come up, like they're blocked by a giant wall of autism. I felt bad then, because imagine being trapped inside of your body that barely works, unable to show even the most basic, easy expressions.

I'm probably remembering it wrong because I haven't seen it in a long time, but I do remember feeling pity for the guy.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

And I can’t stress this enough, because I always see people say otherwise: Bob was not paying the gal pals. They were just a group of well meaning overachievers that were likely popular enough to not catch hell for being nice to the local slow boy. Bob paid one girl to make sure Chris didn’t chase a butterfly into traffic while going to the school bus and that’s a legit babysitting job. And that was a few years earlier. The gal pals being paid off came from a troll posing as one ten years later.

My bad, but my point still mostly stands. He thought he had chances with the prettiest girls in school and they were ""friends"" with him throughout. I'm sure they meant well with their virtue signaling, but that's the worst thing you can do to an autist that's clearly into you.

 

[Mason Verger]

My bad, but my point still mostly stands. He thought he had chances with the prettiest girls in school and they were ""friends"" with him throughout. I'm sure they meant well with their virtue signaling, but that's the worst thing you can do to an autist that's clearly into you.

No worries, didn’t mean to make that sound like it was directed at your comment specifically. Midlothian actually seemed like a really nice high school, so I can’t blame them for wanting to keep Chris there. Barb looked genuinely proud to be hosting a birthday party for Chris, that real human girls actually attended. And her “normal” son all the way from California.

Man.. this might be one of the last times the Chandlers felt content and happy. Like maybe things just might be ok after all..


It looks like a genuenly happy gathering for all involved..

Ouch.. fucking feels man..

 

[Chan Fan]

No worries, didn’t mean to make that sound like it was directed at your comment specifically. Midlothian actually seemed like a really nice high school, so I can’t blame them for wanting to keep Chris there. Barb looked genuinely proud to be hosting a birthday party for Chris, that real human girls actually attended. And her “normal” son all the way from California.

Man.. this might be one of the last times the Chandlers felt content and happy. Like maybe things just might be ok after all..
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It looks like a genuenly happy gathering for all involved..

Ouch.. fucking feels man..

The stain on his pants is weird though. I wish one of his family members had noticed and told him to change them

 

[Mason Verger]

The stain on his pants is weird though. I wish one of his family members had noticed and told him to change them

Haha you got a better eye than I do.

Seeing those pics, im always perplexed on how nice and normal and neat the house looks. I know it’s not 14 BLC, but it’s amazing how quickly they devolved into the trash monsters from fragile rock. In remarkably short order. To go from that to what 14 BLC would become a scant 5-6 years later takes some real effort.