Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Hogar Grupal]

No worries, didn’t mean to make that sound like it was directed at your comment specifically. Midlothian actually seemed like a really nice high school, so I can’t blame them for wanting to keep Chris there. Barb looked genuinely proud to be hosting a birthday party for Chris, that real human girls actually attended. And her “normal” son all the way from California.

Man.. this might be one of the last times the Chandlers felt content and happy. Like maybe things just might be ok after all..
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It looks like a genuenly happy gathering for all involved..

Ouch.. fucking feels man..

a couple of things from this event:

1. Chris kind of looks like Russell Crowe. Biopic?
2. At 18 years of age and he still received kid stuff
3. From the CWCki: "It was simpler times for Chris back when he was 18 - five young, attractive women were in his house, and he was more interested in a Dreamcast he got. "

 

[Mason Verger]

From the CWCki: "It was simpler times for Chris back when he was 18 - five young, attractive women were in his house, and he was more interested in a Dreamcast he got.

By Chris’s own admission it didn’t even occur to him to be interested in girls romantically until he got kicked out of class in community college. Best I can put it, chris was about 10 years behind developmentally. Oversimplified of course. But he was a toddler till he was ten, a toy loving ten year old as a teenager and a undersexed and horny teenager in his 20s. I could make a case for his tranny shit in his 30s being a whole “experimental finding yourself in your 20s” phase, just taken to utterly re.tarded extremes.

Now the godhood phase.. we’ll thats where the train jumps the tracks a bit..

 

[Hogar Grupal]

By Chris’s own admission it didn’t even occur to him to be interested in girls romantically until he got kicked out of class in community college. Best I can put it, chris was about 10 years behind developmentally. Oversimplified of course. But he was a toddler till he was ten, a toy loving ten year old as a teenager and a undersexed and horny teenager in his 20s. I could make a case for his tranny shit in his 30s being a whole “experimental finding yourself in your 20s” phase, just taken to utterly re.tarded extremes.

Now the godhood phase.. we’ll thats where the train jumps the tracks a bit..

I knew Chris was set back, but not by 10 years. Jeezus.
Wouldn't the godhood phase be a midlife crisis?

 

[Mason Verger]

I knew Chris was set back, but not by 10 years. Jeezus.
Wouldn't the godhood phase be a midlife crisis?

Haha you know, it kinda would be wouldn’t it? Most guys get a convertible and a mistress, Chris gave himself powers over all time and space strung across infinite realities. Probably a wise choice, no way in hell a dealership will let him lease a convertible with his credit score.


Off topic but damn I’d love to see what his credit score would be haha. Nigga might actually be in the legendary double digits range.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Haha you know, it kinda would be wouldn’t it? Most guys get a convertible and a mistress, Chris gave himself powers over all time and space strung across infinite realities. Probably a wise choice, no way in hell a dealership will let him lease a convertible with his credit score.


Off topic but damn I’d love to see what his credit score would be haha. Nigga might actually be in the legendary double digits range.

If we're going back to Classic Chris, it's doable. Anything for CHINA!

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

This sentence in the opening paragraph of Megan’s cwciki article: “former gal of Chris with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship with anybody he's ever had in his life.” is pretty bleak.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

This sentence in the opening paragraph of Megan’s cwciki article: “former gal of Chris with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship with anybody he's ever had in his life.” is pretty bleak.

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[Don Homer]

Someone mentioned his other brother David. Was there any further interaction with him besides being fitted for glasses?

Correct me if I am wrong Chris has a sister as well too?

 

[Mason Verger]

Someone mentioned his other brother David. Was there any further interaction with him besides being fitted for glasses?

Correct me if I am wrong Chris has a sister as well too?

After that appointment, Bob and Chris went to David’s house but they were conveniently not home. Chris left a gift for his niece. Bob must’ve read between the lines because as far as I know, that was that.

Chris’s half sister is an enigma. Some sort of mathematician that grinds her axe against dear old Bob just a little bit harder than David. David at least went to Bobs funeral.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

By Chris’s own admission it didn’t even occur to him to be interested in girls romantically until he got kicked out of class in community college. Best I can put it, chris was about 10 years behind developmentally. Oversimplified of course. But he was a toddler till he was ten, a toy loving ten year old as a teenager and a undersexed and horny teenager in his 20s. I could make a case for his tranny shit in his 30s being a whole “experimental finding yourself in your 20s” phase, just taken to utterly re.tarded extremes.

Now the godhood phase.. we’ll thats where the train jumps the tracks a bit..

Seems like that is one of the sadder things about Chris's life, at least in my opinion: He really did not understand relationships at all, and some could argue, still doesn't.

He saw people "together", dating, but never really could understand it. His virgin issue seemed like just an achievement rather than him being some horny person. Even lately, he gets "physical", and has some goofy fetishes (like touching, and "ruby showers") but nothing like wanting to fuck things outside of just claiming he did it. Even in that college meltdown, his idea of "getting a sweetheart" was just to have someone comfort him.

You are right though about him being delayed.

 

[Mason Verger]

Seems like that is one of the sadder things about Chris's life, at least in my opinion: He really did not understand relationships at all, and some could argue, still doesn't.

He saw people "together", dating, but never really could understand it. His virgin issue seemed like just an achievement rather than him being some horny person. Even lately, he gets "physical", and has some goofy fetishes (like touching, and "ruby showers") but nothing like wanting to fuck things outside of just claiming he did it. Even in that college meltdown, his idea of "getting a sweetheart" was just to have someone comfort him.

You are right though about him being delayed.

Agreed, that’s why it’s not that surprising in hindsight that he’s mostly given up and declared himself married to his cartoons. His pop culture diet has given him nothing but the most factionalized consumer friendly representation of relationships anyway, might as well just give them fucking ears and a tail.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

After that appointment, Bob and Chris went to David’s house but they were conveniently not home. Chris left a gift for his niece. Bob must’ve read between the lines because as far as I know, that was that.

Chris’s half sister is an enigma. Some sort of mathematician that grinds her axe against dear old Bob just a little bit harder than David. David at least went to Bobs funeral.

I would have guessed Bob called David and told him they were coming. Seems like Chris and Bob tried to make a surprise visit.

 

[Mason Verger]

I would have guessed Bob called David and told him they were coming. Seems like Chris and Bob tried to make a surprise visit.

It’s sad as hell, being an old man and having a granddaughter, your only grandchild, that you’ve never met and only just found out existed living within driving distance to you. But as harsh as it is to duck your own father, it was %100 the right call. Even if David didn’t know it, Chris is a satellite of neeediness and misery just searching for a planet to orbit. He would’ve attached himself to that family in no time, and given that his niece is on the spectrum, his influence, and the trouble that follows him, would’ve been so damaging.

I hope they’ve since moved or Chris forgot where they lived, because once barb kicks it, Chris is going to be on the hunt for sympathetic kinfolk. And finding family in Virginia will be much more attractive to him than bussing his legos up to Manhattan. This is Mr Path of least resistance after all.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It’s sad as hell, being an old man and having a granddaughter, your only grandchild, that you’ve never met and only just found out existed living within driving distance to you. But as harsh as it is to duck your own father, it was %100 the right call. Even if David didn’t know it, Chris is a satellite of neeediness and misery just searching for a planet to orbit. He would’ve attached himself to that family in no time, and given that his niece is on the spectrum, his influence, and the trouble that follows him, would’ve been so damaging.

I hope they’ve since moved or Chris forgot where they lived, because once barb kicks it, Chris is going to be on the hunt for sympathetic kinfolk. And finding family in Virginia will be much more attractive to him than bussing his legos up to Manhattan. This is Mr Path of least resistance after all.

Last time I checked, David still has his practice in within VA. Even Chris can do a quick google search and just go to David's office. I hope for David and his family's sake, they can sneak out.

 

[Mason Verger]

Last time I checked, David still has his practice in within VA. Even Chris can do a quick google search and just go to David's office. I hope for David and his family's sake, they can sneak out.

Possibly if motivated by desperation. Luckily for David, Chris is also a lazy idiot that thinks just posting a video to YouTube with “attention: this message is for ______ _______” is somehow the equivalent of a video email or something, and the internet will carry the message to the recipient, and that recipient alone.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Possibly if motivated by desperation. Luckily for David, Chris is also a lazy idiot that thinks just posting a video to YouTube with “attention: this message is for ______ _______” is somehow the equivalent of a video email or something, and the internet will carry the message to the recipient, and that recipient alone.

David was still willing to see Chris as a patient and as a practicing ophthalmologist there’s (usually) a strong sense of ethics and at least a modicum of compassion that he probably has. Even for someone like Chris, him having a daughter that’s also on the spectrum probably helps him sympathize with his half-brother on some level. Not enough to take him in, but possibly enough to help direct him toward the right channels to get himself in some sort of apartment or arranged living situation. But maybe that’s wishful thinking at this point. I don’t think David’s seen Chris in his tomgirl form yet. He might NOPE the fuck out of that considering he’s a registered republican and possibly shares at least some of Bob’s values.

 

[Mason Verger]

David was still willing to see Chris as a patient and as a practicing ophthalmologist there’s (usually) a strong sense of ethics and at least a modicum of compassion that he probably has. Even for someone like Chris, him having a daughter that’s also on the spectrum probably helps him sympathize with his half-brother on some level. Not enough to take him in, but possibly enough to help direct him toward the right channels to get himself in some sort of apartment or arranged living situation. But maybe that’s wishful thinking at this point. I don’t think David’s seen Chris in his tomgirl form yet. He might NOPE the fuck out of that considering he’s a registered republican and possibly shares at least some of Bob’s values.

I’m sure he’s been kept up to date by w33ns on what Chris has become. Working in the public sector, he cant lock down his shit as fully as his sister. I bet at least once I month he opens an email attachment featuring the goddess Christine doing something sexually deviant. I’m purely projecting and speculating of course, but possibly having a daughter with autism that isn’t making a complete ass of herself and spending all her money on pony toys could actually make him less sympathetic to Chris.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I’m sure he’s been kept up to date by I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEs on what Chris has become. Working in the public sector, he cant lock down his shit as fully as his sister. I bet at least once I month he opens an email attachment featuring the goddess Christine doing something sexually deviant. I’m purely projecting and speculating of course, but possibly having a daughter with autism that isn’t making a complete ass of herself and spending all her money on pony toys could actually make him less sympathetic to Chris.

Imagine the level of mental discipline needed to avoid dwelling on the embarrassment of being forever associated with the patron (anti) saint of ‘tism. He probably channels that into his work. Dave has my respect, unlike Cole Shitty.

 

[Mason Verger]

Imagine the level of mental discipline needed to avoid the embarrassment of being forever associated with the patron (anti) saint of ‘tism. He probably channels that into his work. Dave has my respect, unlike Cole Shitty.

I wish we knew more about what happened between him and his first family, but goddamn did Bob bet on the wrong horse. If it really was his marriage to barb that caused the rift, the guy traded in retiring happily with TWO doctors as your children to support you and keep you comfortable in your golden years for a drunken fling with a chunky secretary one generation removed from hillbilly bootleggers.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I wish we knew more about what happened between him and his first family, but goddamn did Bob bet on the wrong horse. If it really was his marriage to barb that caused the rift, the guy traded in retiring happily with TWO doctors as your children to support you and keep you comfortable in your golden years for a drunken fling with a chunky secretary one generation removed from hillbilly bootleggers.

Didn’t Bob mention in his first letter to Chris that right around the time he met Barb he was “really down and out, [with] no friendship from Alan and Carol and ready to cash in my chips with heart problems that [he] didn't even know about”? I’m guessing he was a pretty strict father to both of them, and Barb only made their estrangement worse. Though, him being that way with how he raised them may have helped push them to be independent and successful. Without Barb around to act as an enabler, a younger Bob probably didn’t take any shit from his children.