Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

King Metalia said:
I just started listening to that call for the first time. I wanted to be on Chris's side but the father's already won me over and I'm barley an hour into it.
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I love the Father Call. I don’t feel even a little sorry for Chris because he needed that. Too bad it wasn’t a real vet verbally letting him have it in person.
 
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Ophelia said:
I love the Father Call. I don’t feel even a little sorry for Chris because he needed that. Too bad it wasn’t a real vet verbally letting him have it in person.
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Didn't Bob tell Chris off a number of times to do better ("arguments" as Chris described it), and he was also a vet.
 
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Having his sex calls leaked where he is talking to minor boys when he believed he is talking to adult women made me feel kinda like a horrible person for a little while. I feel like that was one of the few times his autism was authentically used against him and that he genuinely didn't know any better.
 
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Bonktrash said:
I hate Kacey, almost feel sorry for Chris for having to listen to that insufferable voice for hours.
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I hated Kacey so much. I've said it in this thread before, but one of the only things that was not genuinely chris's fault was the state of that house. She would just not shut up about it, and the absolute meme irony of her telling Chris he should try a salad when she was pound for pound the same flabbeast that he was.
 
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Altera said:
I hated Kacey so much. I've said it in this thread before, but one of the only things that was not genuinely chris's fault was the state of that house. She would just not shut up about it, and the absolute meme irony of her telling Chris he should try a salad when she was pound for pound the same flabbeast that he was.
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chris could have cleaned some things up tho so he was responsible too just like blorb
 
Cockadoodle85 said:
chris could have cleaned some things up tho so he was responsible too just like blorb
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Bob had started his hoard before chris was even born by keeping everything his dad and grandfather had ever owned. Them barb spent 3 decades collecting trash and furniture. The house was long ruined by the time chris was old enough to understand, and you can hear barbs plans in the back of some of the kacey calls. Barb wants him to pick everything up and shove it into the already full closets of an unusable guest room so they can just throw out the literal trashbags in the living room. She also basically wants to start putting even more furniture in chris room. Meanwhile barb was unwilling to do anything at all, claiming she had spent all her energy yelling at bob to do it, and he said no because he just didn't care.

In what world could the completely incompetent chris fix this. Dude couldn't wipe his own ass properly litterally.


Bonktrash said:
Barb loved her hoard more than Chris, she would have kicked him out of the house.
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This.
 
In his naïve early years, being trolled by a long procession of imposters into thinking he's finally found love to sate his all-consuming loneliness, only to be disappointed and betrayed each time is heartbreaking. It's easy to place the blame on Chris, but who among us hasn't been fooled at some point during our earliest forays online?
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Didn't Bob tell Chris off a number of times to do better ("arguments" as Chris described it), and he was also a vet.
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OK, point. Bob Walks In is an amazing moment. But someone he wasn’t used to and related to might make more of a difference.

Captain Obvious said:
who among us hasn't been fooled at some point during our earliest forays online?
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Maybe once or twice, as a dumb teenager. Not over and over again into my twenties.
 
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Georges St. Pierre said:
Having his sex calls leaked where he is talking to minor boys when he believed he is talking to adult women made me feel kinda like a horrible person for a little while. I feel like that was one of the few times his autism was authentically used against him and that he genuinely didn't know any better.
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According to Chris, he "knows what a woman sounds like." Chris should've known after his Ohio adventure that Julay was fake. But what did he do? He ended up breaking up and sticking pieces of his medallion up his ass. Before this point Chris' autism was used against him dozens of times - one of the most famous was when he went on a date with Emily, and ended up meeting the Man in the Pickle Suit.
 
I feel bad for Chris in a big picture type of way. Born with autism with parents too old and incompetent to get him the help he needed. Brought up in a filthy, cluttered hoard and raised more or less by tv and the Internet. Incapable of forming lasting relationships and having most of the people in his life being fakes orchastrated by an unending parade of trolls. Eventually degenerating into the sorry shape he finds himself in today. Chris himself is not a hapless victim and has played no small part in making his life as bad as it is, but it kinda bums me out to think if maybe one thing was different, he might not have spiraled as badly as he has.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
I feel bad for Chris in a big picture type of way. Born with autism with parents too old and incompetent to get him the help he needed. Brought up in a filthy, cluttered hoard and raised more or less by tv and the Internet. Incapable of forming lasting relationships and having most of the people in his life being fakes orchastrated by an unending parade of trolls. Eventually degenerating into the sorry shape he finds himself in today. Chris himself is not a hapless victim and has played no small part in making his life as bad as it is, but it kinda bums me out to think if maybe one thing was different, he might not have spiraled as badly as he has.
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This description reminds me of those novels about the misunderstood (there's nothing to misunderstand about Chris) characters: "Freak the Mighty", "Of Mice and Men", etc.
 
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I guess the few times I felt "pitty" for Chris was during the Bluespyke stuff, he was an annoying little brat that I hope truly has grown up into someone productive (and like Liquid currently, wants to stay the hell away from all of this) and during the stuff with Ideas Guy. Especially with the stuff of holding his imaginary GF hostage, I dont know, that was funny but at the same time kind of freakishly disturbing? On both sides. On Chris for legit believing it was all real and for Idea Guys to not give a shit its all real to Chris and thus doing it anyway. Its pathetic.

Also I have a natural hate for scammers and thats what Ideas Guy was in the end.

These "trolls" are a reminder that there are worse people online than Chris


Altera said:
I hated Kacey so much. I've said it in this thread before, but one of the only things that was not genuinely chris's fault was the state of that house. She would just not shut up about it, and the absolute meme irony of her telling Chris he should try a salad when she was pound for pound the same flabbeast that he was.
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The thing is, Kacey was a hypocrite but she wasnt WRONG in what she was saying. She could have come off as less of a try hard.
 
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I always felt a bit of sympathy towards Chris. It’s hard not to. He’s a product of a shitty environment; being coddled and encouraged by his mother, having a father way past his prime, sympathy “friends” and also those dang, dirty trolls. Being born with autism provided the perfect catalyst for all these things to make Chris what he is. Even so, he does bear some responsibility as he was provided resources that would allow him to do more should he decide to show initiative and attempt to break free from his endless childhood (HS diploma, CAD certification). He’s failed there and shown he’s unwilling to keep a job in favor of buying games and toys using his monthly tugboat. Still, the fault isn’t all his and that creates room for sympathy towards him.

I think the weirdest feeling I’ve experienced towards Chris is envy. There’s something fascinating about a person who is able to basically live in a fantasy world in their own mind. Something that seems comfortable and inviting that I’ve been curious about experiencing. It makes me nostalgic for the simplicity of childhood. I felt this while playing some of his LBP levels ages ago. It’s not a strong feeling and is quickly fleeting, but I think many would agree that a life of simplistic child-like indulgence has a strange appeal to it.
 
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I felt sorry for Chris most with the onset of the truly psychotic people into his life, ie BlueSpike et al. When people started "pozloading my negholep" and using his mental problems as avenues to actually abuse him, it stopped being funny for me. Chris was funny when he was just a cringe inducing weirdo making an ass of himself with his goofy comics and backwards-ass love quest shit. He became a genuinely sad and sympathetic figure to me when he was putting his medallion pieces up his ass on the phone with people who just wanted to torture him for e-fame. Chris is a selfish, gross asshole, but he's also a product of his shitty environment, and he's also genuinely retarded. He's been genuinely fucked with for most, if not all, his adult life at this point. All the people who fucked with him really were playing "kick the autistic," and that's fucked up no matter what way you slice it.

When was the last time Chris had a genuine human and emotional connection with someone who wasn't related to him?

I see Chris has having very diminished capacity where it comes to the heinous shit he's done, even the things he's done on purpose. He's just really, really fucked up.
 
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