Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Every time I see the video of his younger self after the competition. I really wonder how life would of went if the trolls never came along
I think he probably wouldn't be as crazy as he is today without the idea guys and weens encouraging his delusions, but I could definitely see him still trooning out. Chris has always been sexually kinda weird and I could see him organically finding out about trannyism on the internet by himself since he already had the tomgirl shit going on and "embracing his feminine side by playing with my little ponies" in his future message video.
 
Every time I see the video of his younger self after the competition. I really wonder how life would of went if the trolls never came along
He still would have been a shitbag. His parents did practically nothing to coach or teach him anything. Bob had good intentions but he was still a doddering boomer who still thought it was the 50s where Chris would be lobotomized or thrown into a loony bin for having the ‘tism so Chris never got proper treatment or coping skills for it. Barb is a piece of shit through and through who saw Chris as a dancing monkey to serve her.

Chris’ antics were being documented well before the trolls came along as well. His spergouts at college with Mary Lee Walsh, his creepiness towards Megan. The trolls just shone a spotlight on his behavior.
 
Every time I see the video of his younger self after the competition. I really wonder how life would of went if the trolls never came along
This is the most common "what if" question about Chris, yet I never actually see it answered in detail, so I'll give it a shot.

Chris's friendship with Megan would've ended a few months later than it did, and probably far less explosively since Chris would never share her nude drawings online. Chris would never have enough of a reason to include her in the Greene County Conspiracy either, so he'd be unlikely to slander her online or distrust her, and she'd be unlikely to ever threaten him with guns. I can actually imagine him briefly rekindling his friendship with her a few years down the line because of this, though any friendship that grew out of it would either be one of distant respect, or it wouldn't last long.

Without troll influence, Chris would make far less content for YouTube, and the content he did make would be related to Sonichu and his personal qualms rather than online drama. He probably would still make the rare video addressing Sonichu's incredibly small fanbase; Sonichu in this timeline would probably maintain said fanbase for a few more years, without Chris embarrassing himself to the degree he did in our timeline. Because of this and lack of stress from trolling, Chris would probably continue making Sonichu comics much more regularly until around the mid-2010s, at which point the fanbase would be years-gone and he'd lose interest because of lack of responses. Without the trolling community around him, I have doubts he'd ever become obsessed with Twitter, instead mainly sticking to Facebook, a personal website, and a much less active Youtube. He'd probably never blow up unironically, though he might spawn memes once or twice.

Chris would definitely still troon out as others have said, including his tomgirl saga - that being said, since Chris would probably be marginally less terminally-online, he might hold off for a couple more years out of social pressure before going by Christine. Bob, without the stress and rifts with Chris brought on by trolling, would probably be somewhat more willing to tolerate Chris's behavior here. I could see him begrudgingly accepting Chris before his deathbed forced him to, though he'd probably still die assuming Chris was just gay. Overall, Bob and Chris would probably have a slightly closer relationship at the time of Bob's death, which in turn might end with Chris feeling slightly less guilty about it. Chris would most likely dive further into Sonichu to cope with things without the troll paranoia keeping him busy, and I can imagine some bizarrely dark Sonichu comics coming out of the era.

The real world Love Quest would last much longer - without Chris being paranoid or keeping to the internet, it'd probably continue at full force into his late 30s when a combination of HRT and age would kill his libido enough for him to lose interest. I can see him entering a couple short relationships (probably with troons) especially as he becomes desperate, though none of them would last long. The chances of him having kids would still most likely be zero. I can also see him actually developing the confidence to approach women, though by the time he did this he'd probably be too hideous for it to do him any good. He'd still be handsy and creepy, and might rack up one or two sexual misconduct misdemeanor charges. He'd still eventually give in and start drinking and probably smoking weed, though both would happen a year or two later than in the real world. I can actually see him dropping his overt homophobia slightly earlier, since some of his stubbornness in that realm was ingrained by all of his trolls claiming to be gay men.

Perhaps the biggest change would be that Chris would have absolutely no choice but to hold down a job. Barb would still spend all his tugboat after Bob's death, and without being able to beg for donations, he'd probably mass apply out of desparation and end up working in fast food or at a Wal-Mart. This would force him to be at least the bare minimum of presentable and would give him distance from Barb and the hoard, but whatever he ended up with would most likely be soul-crushing for him, even moreso than a normal person. Because of this there could actually be a chance of Chris taking art seriously - I could imagine him trying to learn how to draw properly, using a drawing tablet, and maybe even turning Sonichu into something slightly less of a copyright nightmare, out of desparation for a better living. Any progress he'd make there, though, I couldn't imagine turning into something monetizable.

Finally, Chris would still eventually go insane (though probably slightly later and presenting differently without the Idea Guys encouraging his delusions), and he'd still eventually fuck Barb, even earlier if anything without fear of trolls finding out. Whether or not anyone would find out is your horrifying guess.
 
I mostly feel sorry for Chris because his autism was attempted to be fixed by brute force methods pretending he was "normal", similar to many autistic people in our age range. I believe that was the main catalyst for all his delusional thoughts and practices after Bob died.
 
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I genuinely felt bad for him during the house fire/aftermath, that's a tough situation for anyone to be in. With his aversion to even the slightest bit of change I.E [blarms] it must have been a really stress inducing time. In retrospect I think it was good in the long run as it kinda helped with the Chandlers hoarding problem (even though when they moved back in it just started back up).

-and when his hairline was pushed back into oblivion, probably didn't help with the whole transition thing
 
Blow elephant chunk turds on your boyfriend and cumwhore you filthy motherfucker.
 
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When he got mindfucked by the Idea Guys and his Father passed away.
Those marked a new low in Christory
 
I think I only feel sorry for Chris when he was a child. He was fucked from the get go with stupid geriatric parents who didn't give him a chance to be normal. Imagine if they would have put him in special education, therapy, etc. He would have just been a normal autistic dude working at a recycling depot.
 
I think I only feel sorry for Chris when he was a child. He was fucked from the get go with stupid geriatric parents who didn't give him a chance to be normal. Imagine if they would have put him in special education, therapy, etc. He would have just been a normal autistic dude working at a recycling depot.
I honestly think he could of been an art teacher.

Dude’s tale is a cautionary example of why geriatrics SHOULDN’T self-replicate
 
He still would have been a shitbag. His parents did practically nothing to coach or teach him anything. Bob had good intentions but he was still a doddering boomer who still thought it was the 50s where Chris would be lobotomized or thrown into a loony bin for having the ‘tism so Chris never got proper treatment or coping skills for it. Barb is a piece of shit through and through who saw Chris as a dancing monkey to serve her.

Chris’ antics were being documented well before the trolls came along as well. His spergouts at college with Mary Lee Walsh, his creepiness towards Megan. The trolls just shone a spotlight on his behavior.
To be honest it seems like they did try quite a bit earlier on The fact that he got through college had a job for a time, generally did a lot of activities outside of the house is a sign of that, but indeed I feel as he became more autonomous and older they began to heavily back off of him, And I suspect there was a point which we'll never see ourselves where it came to a head, and bob got shut down by barb and chris and checked out entirely.

Considering how autistic chris obviously is, the fact that he had a job, went through college etc must mean something IMO.

Also correct me if I'm wrong, but Bob clearly had a pretty gentle and at least somewhat reasoned understanding of autism. He definitely didn't want chris lobotomized or locked up for it. He seemed to understand that autism introduced challenges, social ones particularly and difficulty fitting in that required patience and brought as well with it peculiar intense interests. And he never seemed to come down on Chris for anything that could be related to his autism, and took interest in what chris enjoyed like sonichu.
 
tbh still funny to me sometimes but the many times Chris thought he found true love but at the end it was another troll. In the beginning it was funny. But after seeing it happen multiple times you just saw him losing hope more and more. Not really creative in my opinion.
 
Bob's death is one of the few times I felt sorry for Chris. Losing a family member is always hard no matter how retarded or gullible you are. While Bob has left a questionable legacy behind, he definitely seemed to care more about Chris's future than Barb ever will.
 
Skipping the obvious Bob dying and the house fire, I've always felt bad about the troll(s) ruining his friendship with the Wallflower. Obviously it's very likely that he'd have fucked things up with her on his own, but he didn't even get the chance. That's why this video is up there among the ones that make me feel worst for him since you can hear him holding back tears.
 
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