Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[A Grey Cat]

Here's the thing. Female Chris might have been unhappy, but she would be far, FAR less isolated than duck-wielding Chris is now. When you're a teenage girl, even if you're fat (and teenage Chris was chubby but not morbidly obese)

If you take a look at the chris who graduated high school and the early days of pvcc, while knowing nothing about him at all. You'd probably think "huh so this guys must be the school nerd/dork who's into star trek, superheroes and geeky stuff." The Chris of back then defiantly gave of the geek chic vibes but you'd never believe for a second he's a mouth breathing turbo autist with a dangerously unhealthy obsession with sonic and Pokémon.

Early salad days Chris wasn't all that conventionally unattractive, sure he was just starting to grow a belly. had big dorky glasses, and some sign of acne but compare this

To This

20 odd years and 20 pounds of body fat later, skin already giving out, hair already turning white and receding. and that's just looks alone. So i guess I feel sorry for the young naïve 90's dork who ended up becoming a ghost of his former self.

 

[TexasRanger]

If you take a look at the chris who graduated high school and the early days of pvcc, while knowing nothing about him at all. You'd probably think "huh so this guys must be the school nerd/dork who's into star trek, superheroes and geeky stuff." The Chris of back then defiantly gave of the geek chic vibes but you'd never believe for a second he's a mouth breathing turbo autist with a dangerously unhealthy obsession with sonic and Pokémon.

Early salad days Chris wasn't all that conventionally unattractive, sure he was just starting to grow a belly. had big dorky glasses, and some sign of acne but compare this
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20 odd years and 20 pounds of body fat later, skin already giving out, hair already turning white and receding. and that's just looks alone. So i guess I feel sorry for the young naïve 90's dork who ended up becoming a ghost of his former self.

I have never seen it that way, thank you for pointing it out so blatantly. The first Christ actually had a chance to become a dorky, yet somewhat decent human being with, I don't know, a decent job (nothing weird, perhaps a technician of XY). Believing reasonable things (Mainstream Protestantism), having thus normal values, normal goals (family, kids). 20 odd years later, there is this.

On a different note-imho, his parents failed him. Big time. Let this not happen to your kids, raise them well.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I have never seen it that way, thank you for pointing it out so blatantly. The first Christ actually had a chance to become a dorky, yet somewhat decent human being with, I don't know, a decent job (nothing weird, perhaps a technician of XY). Believing reasonable things (Mainstream Protestantism), having thus normal values, normal goals (family, kids). 20 odd years later, there is this.

On a different note-imho, his parents failed him. Big time. Let this not happen to your kids, raise them well.

Except he was too nonfunctional to achieve these things as a man. If he had been born a girl, 18-year-old Chris would still have people wanting to fuck her, probably some socially awkward people who would marry her and be willing to put up with her shit, etc. Being a young woman comes with a lot of social perks from men, even if other girls would have bullied her.

Also potentially having two X chromosomes might have reduced some of Chris' conditions. There's a lot of disorders that are more prevalent in males because they only have one X chromosome to work with so if they get a bad gene there's no other chromosome to compensate.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Do you guys think Chris would've tried to rape Megan if he won the rap contest somehow and she would've been naive enough to travel with the creep with the sky-high libido to Seattle? Or would he have chickened out after being screamed at for copping a feel or something? She would've probably been able to successfully resist the assault because Chris was out of breath after a minute of dancing, but he was desperately trying to win. He chose the easiest song (half of the lyrics is just shouting attack moves), he campaigned, he stuffed the ballot, he tried to play every card imaginable (autism, young love, even birthday boy). In his mind this was 4D chess to finally wet his duck with the love of his life.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Do you guys think Chris would've tried to rape Megan if he won the rap contest somehow and she would've been naive enough to travel with the creep with the sky-high libido to Seattle? Or would he have chickened out after being screamed at for copping a feel or something? She would've probably been able to successfully resist the assault because Chris was out of breath after a minute of dancing, but he was desperately trying to win. He chose the easiest song (half of the lyrics is just shouting attack moves), he campaigned, he stuffed the ballot, he tried to play every card imaginable (autism, young love, even birthday boy). In his mind this was 4D chess to finally wet his duck with the love of his life.

Unless Megan got really drunk or something, Chris would fail. Chris is extremely easy to deter when faced with firm opposition. He'll try to weasel, he'll try to sneak, he might even take a cheap shot and run, but he will not fight. Barb had more balls.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

I can kinda sympathize with his frustration over losing the Parrapa the Rapper contest, I remember almost wanting to believe there was some kind of conspiracy keeping me from ever having a chance with a childhood crush who friendzoned me and feeling kind of clingy about her, but I never drew porn of her or told her I wanted to rape her, and we're talking about things that happened when we were in 8th/9th grade, I was much younger than Chris when I went through this

 

[NoonmanR]

When i first heard about the secret PVCC call made after bob's death, the one that was said to have ended with Chris screaming in tearful agony.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I can kinda sympathize with his frustration over losing the Parrapa the Rapper contest, I remember almost wanting to believe there was some kind of conspiracy keeping me from ever having a chance with a childhood crush who friendzoned me and feeling kind of clingy about her, but I never drew porn of her or told her I wanted to rape her, and we're talking about things that happened when we were in 8th/9th grade, I was much younger than Chris when I went through this

When Chris tried to date his gal pals in high school, he took the Ls pretty well. He understood "Well, you can't win them all." He was not a virgin with rage, he just figured he needed to try again or try harder. Remember, back then he actually did try asking girls out. Noviophobia hadn't set in yet.

Even going into college, for a good part of his first year at least, he would ask girls out. We don't know how many, but from what we can tell it wasn't just once or twice. Chris though, experienced failure after failure.

If Chris weren't a retard, someone might have said yes at some point. While people mock Chris' standards from his attraction sign, they weren't exactly high either. His high school gal pals were all attractive by virtue of youth being the ultimate beauty-enhancer, but in the context of high school, Tiffany and Miranda were not exactly beauties.

I mean, look at this image, can you *honestly* tell me that -- not knowing that Chris was a tard -- you'd automatically think Tiffany was totally out of his league?

Given his history of failure, it's totally understandable that Chris would eventually stop trying the direct approach. In his autistic brain, noviophobia made sense. "I have a boyfriend" is what people would tell Chris to let him down nicely, and it happened *all the time*.

Attraction signs were his next tactic, and really from a strictly logical standpoint, without an understanding of human customs, they're actually a pretty logical approach to meeting someone. People have done it with billboards and it's not that big a stretch to get there from just the concept of a dating profile.

When EVERYTHING failed, and he didn't have the self-awareness to realize what was going wrong, when in his mind he was trying his best, a conspiracy isn't that big of a stretch. It's an understandable conclusion for someone who can't understand why they're failing when other men, who are not more attractive on a superficial examination, succeed.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Except he was too nonfunctional to achieve these things as a man. If he had been born a girl, 18-year-old Chris would still have people wanting to fuck her, probably some socially awkward people who would marry her and be willing to put up with her shit, etc. Being a young woman comes with a lot of social perks from men, even if other girls would have bullied her.

If that was the scenario, then Chris would be Barb.

Do you guys think Chris would've tried to rape Megan if he won the rap contest somehow and she would've been naive enough to travel with the creep with the sky-high libido to Seattle?

Not really rape, but Chris did try to sneak a kiss from Emily and Catherine, which ended as one would expect. I think Chris would have done the same with Megan slapping him across the face and taking the first plane back to VA.

 

[thegooddoctor]

If you take a look at the chris who graduated high school and the early days of pvcc, while knowing nothing about him at all. You'd probably think "huh so this guys must be the school nerd/dork who's into star trek, superheroes and geeky stuff." The Chris of back then defiantly gave of the geek chic vibes but you'd never believe for a second he's a mouth breathing turbo autist with a dangerously unhealthy obsession with sonic and Pokémon.

Early salad days Chris wasn't all that conventionally unattractive, sure he was just starting to grow a belly. had big dorky glasses, and some sign of acne but compare this
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20 odd years and 20 pounds of body fat later, skin already giving out, hair already turning white and receding. and that's just looks alone. So i guess I feel sorry for the young naïve 90's dork who ended up becoming a ghost of his former self.

Damn, I never have looked at a side by side comparison between teen and adult Chris, the difference and degradation is astonishing, as a teen Chris looks just like an average, not too bad but kind of dorky 90s kid. The next image he looks like a potential serial killer or rapist (literally) He looks like a completely different person. I wonder how teen Chris would’ve reacted seeing that photo of him 2 decades later. Would it scare him into becoming a better and more mature person?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Damn, I never have looked at a side by side comparison between teen and adult Chris, the difference and degradation is astonishing, as a teen Chris looks just like an average, not too bad but kind of dorky 90s kid. The next image he looks like a potential serial killer or rapist (literally) He looks like a completely different person. I wonder how teen Chris would’ve reacted seeing that photo of him 2 decades later. Would it scare him into becoming a better and more mature person?

Unless he saw that in his dreams, most likely. Chris takes more advice from his dreams than real people.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

If that was the scenario, then Chris would be Barb.

Not really rape, but Chris did try to sneak a kiss from Emily and Catherine, which ended as one would expect. I think Chris would have done the same with Megan slapping him across the face and taking the first plane back to VA.

I remember Dillin Thomas making a video on Barb's Cwckipedia article and stating, "She's Chris, but more successful!"
EDIT: Seems he deleted the video

 

[silentium]

When i first heard about the secret PVCC call made after bob's death, the one that was said to have ended with Chris screaming in tearful agony.

The absolutely most tragic part is that the trolls were the only ones who heard and saw that. Terrible to think of someone going through that with absolutely no actual friends

 

[silentium]

When EVERYTHING failed, and he didn't have the self-awareness to realize what was going wrong, when in his mind he was trying his best, a conspiracy isn't that big of a stretch. It's an understandable conclusion for someone who can't understand why they're failing when other men, who are not more attractive on a superficial examination, succeed.

Not to mention that he was likely never told by anyone why he was failing. Imagine if he actually had made a friend in one of the gal pals' BFs or similar and they'd sat down and talked about it, with the guy explaining what Chris was lacking

Probably wouldn't have changed anything either way but I think that plus the Walsh incident are big reasons why Chris got so jaded over the years. He kept getting denials and "no":s but never explanations that he could understand

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Not to mention that he was likely never told by anyone why he was failing. Imagine if he actually had made a friend in one of the gal pals' BFs or similar and they'd sat down and talked about it, with the guy explaining what Chris was lacking

Probably wouldn't have changed anything either way but I think that plus the Walsh incident are big reasons why Chris got so jaded over the years. He kept getting denials and "no":s but never explanations that he could understand

He got tons of explanations from the troll gfs at least but he would never listen because "They must be wrong not me."

 

[King Kiwi]

I feel bad for us.

What did we do to deserve having to wait till July?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

When Chris tried to date his gal pals in high school

But he didn't, he "was naive about dating back then" and didn't try, and the deranged fuck actually thought later that he "could have had his pick" among which them.

Even going into college, for a good part of his first year at least, he would ask girls out.

Did he? I can only remember that IRL troll girl at the mall who went on a "minidate" with him, as Chris puts it, and it was her who approached Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Even going into college, for a good part of his first year at least, he would ask girls out.

I thought it was his attraction sign that did most of the 'talking.' I don't think Chris did much talking other than throwing paper hearts as the icebreaker.

 

[Linkola's IT Guy]

I can kinda sympathize with his frustration over losing the Parrapa the Rapper contest, I remember almost wanting to believe there was some kind of conspiracy keeping me from ever having a chance with a childhood crush who friendzoned me and feeling kind of clingy about her, but I never drew porn of her or told her I wanted to rape her, and we're talking about things that happened when we were in 8th/9th grade, I was much younger than Chris when I went through this

I almost feel bad for him given how desperate he was to win, but it's easy to see why he lost. His video broke the rules and was extremely poorly done to the point that it was unintentionally funny. Adam Stackhouse clearly put love and effort into his and in return ended up getting hate from an autist he never met (who was actually the one trying to rig the vote in his favor) and got roped into an elaborate internet saga he never asked for.

When i first heard about the secret PVCC call made after bob's death, the one that was said to have ended with Chris screaming in tearful agony.

Bob's death was basically the end of Chris being funny, and I do feel bad for him given that he didn't have any real friends and Bob at least tried to be a decent parent near the end of his life. It was a good move for the trolls to give Chris some room to grieve and not release such a pointlessly cruel tape. However, I don't believe there is any evidence that this call actually exists. Given that we now know how much manipulation and coaching occurred behind the scenes during the Classic Chris era, I wouldn't be surprised if this was just something the trolls made up as part of their goal of directing Chris-Chan as their own reality TV show.

I feel bad for us.

What did we do to deserve having to wait till July?

Given that it almost certainly won't be public, I don't feel that I'm missing much with respect to the trial itself. I also feel fairly confident about the outcome: no rape charges and Chris walks with time served. What I'm most interested in seeing is the next saga: is this the beginning of the end or simply the end of the beginning?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

It was a good move for the trolls to give Chris some room to grieve and not release such a pointlessly cruel tape. However, I don't believe there is any evidence that this call actually exists. Given that we now know how much manipulation and coaching occurred behind the scenes during the Classic Chris era, I wouldn't be surprised if this was just something the trolls made up as part of their goal of directing Chris-Chan as their own reality TV show.

I personally believe that the tape exists but some of the PVCC trolls were A-logging (possibly to Bluepsike levels) and the other trolls agreed to never release it because they realized how bad it would make them look. They didn't want another Julie Reveals Herself fiasco basically.