Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Macreedy_ said:
I can't say I've ever felt bad for Chris for any one thing hes done. But once in a while, I think of the time Chris got asked out on a date at the mall by a girl in real life, to then find out it was a joke. Just because it reminds me of an autistic disney weeaboo kid I went to high school with who gave a girl flowers on valentines day, just for her to throw them in the garbage when he wasn't looking. Other then that, most of Chris' actions were so short sighted its hard to genuinely feel sorry for him. You can't pity someone whos their own worst enemy.
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Makes me wonder what happened to the autistic disney weeaboo kid. Did he end up living at least as a halfway productive member of society?
 
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ThatOneAsshole said:
My first introduction was the cum in the soda thing. I thought it was hilarious until I found out there was some trolling there. Then Bluespike happened and I was like "oh no bro, this is cruel!"

... then i learned more and said "fuck this enormous blob of human excrement"
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The 3 stages of Chris Chan acceptance:

OMG they're bullying that sweet exceptional individual! those monsters!
Ok, why does he keep telling everyone he's smarter than them and falling for this shit?
Ok fuck it, he deserves pretty much all of this.
 
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troon patrol said:
The 3 stages of Chris Chan acceptance:

OMG they're bullying that sweet exceptional individual! those monsters!
Ok, why does he keep telling everyone he's smarter than them and falling for this shit?
Ok fuck it, he deserves pretty much all of this.
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It's like the stages of grief
 
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troon patrol said:
The 3 stages of Chris Chan acceptance:

OMG they're bullying that sweet exceptional individual! those monsters!
Ok, why does he keep telling everyone he's smarter than them and falling for this shit?
Ok fuck it, he deserves pretty much all of this.
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I think there’s a “This can’t be real” stage. There used to be, anyway.
 
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troon patrol said:
The 3 stages of Chris Chan acceptance:

OMG they're bullying that sweet exceptional individual! those monsters!
Ok, why does he keep telling everyone he's smarter than them and falling for this shit?
Ok fuck it, he deserves pretty much all of this.
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That's pretty much every single LOLcow we cover here.
 
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Probably what's happening to him right now, the house fire and Bob's death. I don't think anything else that's happened to him warrants pity because none of the trolling(with the exception of the Idea Guys) had any real long-term effects or really set him back in any way. Not to mention almost all of it was completely avoidable by just turning off the computer. Hell, even the shit with BlueSpike was easily avoidable and if I remember right he got his PSN back basically straight away. He could have easily said "nah fuck you, I'm not sticking my medallion up my ass", turned off the computer and let Sony deal with it. All things considered, most of the trolls before the Idea Guys were downright kind to him.

Much like Ethan Ralph, all he had to do was sit down and shut up, and he'd be just fine right now.
 
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Chuck McGill said:
Probably what's happening to him right now, the house fire and Bob's death. I don't think anything else that's happened to him warrants pity because none of the trolling(with the exception of the Idea Guys) had any real long-term effects or really set him back in any way. Not to mention almost all of it was completely avoidable by just turning off the computer. Hell, even the shit with BlueSpike was easily avoidable and if I remember right he got his PSN back basically straight away. He could have easily said "nah fuck you, I'm not sticking my medallion up my ass", turned off the computer and let Sony deal with it. All things considered, most of the trolls before the Idea Guys were downright kind to him.

Much like Ethan Ralph, all he had to do was sit down and shut up, and he'd be just fine right now.
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Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but wasn't shoving the medallion up his ass one of two options, yet he still went for it?
 
Aside from when The Lumberjack passed, I do feel bad that chris had to experience the reality of his own mother slowly fading away to dementia. Its basically like shes already dead, like he says in his letter. Coupled with chris' complete unwillingness to come to terms with reality, i cant imagine the terror, fear, and sadness he must have felt seeing his last surviving parent (and arguably the only human he had any prolonged irl contact with) visibly dying before his eyes.

Though I dont feel the least bit sad that he's now barred from seeing her again in light of his recent letters. He deserves the world hes created now.
 
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Knox said:
Aside from when The Lumberjack passed, I do feel bad that chris had to experience the reality of his own mother slowly fading away to dementia. Its basically like shes already dead, like he says in his letter. Coupled with chris' complete unwillingness to come to terms with reality, i cant imagine the terror, fear, and sadness he must have felt seeing his last surviving parent (and arguably the only human he had any prolonged irl contact with) visibly dying before his eyes.

Though I dont feel the least bit sad that he's now barred from seeing her again in light of his recent letters. He deserves the world hes created now.
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You do realize he's called her a "redneck" and waiting for her to die so he can move into his toys house?
 
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Knox said:
Aside from when The Lumberjack passed, I do feel bad that chris had to experience the reality of his own mother slowly fading away to dementia. Its basically like shes already dead, like he says in his letter. Coupled with chris' complete unwillingness to come to terms with reality, i cant imagine the terror, fear, and sadness he must have felt seeing his last surviving parent (and arguably the only human he had any prolonged irl contact with) visibly dying before his eyes.
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And then he raped her.

Consider he may be lying or exaggerating.
 
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Chuck McGill said:
Probably what's happening to him right now, the house fire and Bob's death. I don't think anything else that's happened to him warrants pity because none of the trolling(with the exception of the Idea Guys) had any real long-term effects or really set him back in any way. Not to mention almost all of it was completely avoidable by just turning off the computer. Hell, even the shit with BlueSpike was easily avoidable and if I remember right he got his PSN back basically straight away. He could have easily said "nah fuck you, I'm not sticking my medallion up my ass", turned off the computer and let Sony deal with it. All things considered, most of the trolls before the Idea Guys were downright kind to him.

Much like Ethan Ralph, all he had to do was sit down and shut up, and he'd be just fine right now.
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have to agree with u on that.
 
Ken_Penders69 said:
Honestly I felt Kasey went too far pretending to be chris' girlfriend & that theyd have sex and that solid Chris had a chance to woo her (when in actuality her and liquid were both trolls and chris had no chance)
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If Chris didn't think he could trick and or rape Kasey he'd have nothing to do with her. He just fell for a trap that required his immoral behavior.
 
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I want to echo something I think I've read in this thread (although I can't seem to find the original post), which is that Chris went from a sui generis one-man phenomena to a relatively generic mentally ill person.
In the 2000's Chris was truly something special. He was larger-than-life in his sheer patheticness as a human being. He felt like a parody of a manchild, something some hack sitcom writer would invent as a cheap side-gag, except Chris was 100% TRUE and HONEST.
Since then he's become much more "normal", only in the sense that the sort of abnormality he now exhibits is not uncommon in America. The gender transition, rapid decline into quasi-schizophrenic delusions and now the messiah complex make him into something that is sadly commonplace out on the streets of most major cities.
He still retains some old relics of his real manchild days, but they are only set dressing for his generally sad condition (e.g. Sonichu being a subject of his delusions).
For this I feel sorry for Chris, in the same way I feel sorry for a lot of the other dregs of society. He is no longer funny. He is just a crazy person that happens to have a cult following.
 
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the part in the bluespike call where he asks how it feels to have been tricked and he says “well i feel terrible”, it makes me feel really bad for him but it also cracks me the fuck up. he’s so stupid. it reminds me of the achewood strip that talks about a retarded man crying over a broken egg, telling it that they’ll play together when the egg gets better. nothing bad actually happened to him, but he sounds sooo sad lmfao.
 
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