Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Chrus Chundlur]

The time where his Mom emotionally manipulated him to stay by saying she'll die if she leaves. Chris was really looking forward to getting out the house too. His mom is a real bitch.

I felt bad for him too, but then there was this extract from an email from Chris lamenting the whole deal:

"Then I opened my DSi's Notebook app and drew up a three circle pyramid diagrahm of me, mom and dad, analyzing all three aspects, and I felt more sad. I saved the app, turned the handheld off, turned off the TV, grabbed my quilt, wrapping it around my head, and set up to my scrunched sleep position on the couch. But I did not go to sleep, i cried and cried some more"

And then one of you fuckers here nonchalantly commented: "So he drew a bunch of circles and then cried over them, lol what a 'tard" and since then I can't help but remember it along the rest of that and chuckle about it

Edit: that fucking Christmas video also gives me feels. Christ that's depressing to watch.

That plaque on the shed always gave me a shot of "feels".

Those thing made me feel sorry too, but for Bob, not Chris.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Watching his teenage video makes me feel sad.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Everything after Bob’s death and also everything post-Idea Guy.

 

[cypocryphy]

I've constantly felt sympathy for Chris and taken his side.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

When Catherine set up a fake date and how Chris’s face lit up when she actually showed up. He seemed so desperate for companionship since his house had just burnt down that year and was still reeling in from the events of the 2011 with Snyder’s hit-and-run case against him and Bob’s death. The last thing he needed was another false sweetheart trying to fuck with him for content. Her scheme wasn’t even that entertaining either.

 

[The Last Stand]

The PS Triple saga. He was very invested into that console. Sadly, he didn't know much about Internet safety and had his account compromised a couple times.

Enough to hump it on camera no less.

 

[Deadpool]

When he went through all those idiotic videos on a futile attempt to prove that he was the TRUE and HONEST Chris. Liquid Chris was too much of an opponent for him... He could barely handle the situation.

Those videos of him make me real sad.

The most light hearted, silly, and least cruel saga makes you real sad? How does modern Chris not make you wanna kill yourself?

I felt bad when Bob died. Everything else is pretty much his own fault in one way or another.

 

[cumrobbery]

Christine Weston Chandler is perfect. I feel jealous of her.

 

[A Grey Cat]

When hes talked about when patti the dog died. I doubt it was the best cared for dog in the world, but chris really did seem to love her.

Chris did love her and unlike clover and Snoopy who barb pretty much pestered him into getting because she wanted dogs in her old age, he actually got off his fatass and did something now and then to genuinely make sure Patti was somewhat healthy. At least we have no known record of Patti howling in misery and practically begging to be put down.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I feel bad for Chris pretty much on general principle for his whole situation, especially the trolling, although I won't lie, I'm in my second decade of having been entertained by it. If I think about him in the abstract (autistic man catfished and trolled again and again) I feel bad. More acutely though, the obvious: his dog's death, his father's death, BlueSpike and even more than him Chris's exploitation by the IG once his mental state had already started to decline. As far as the latter goes I'm pretty sure a lot of this forum would feel bad for him even during the resultant sagas even if Clyde Cash or other trolls widely considered (including by me) to be great lulz at the time. He's just too much of a sadsack broken man now and it gets me down generally TBH. When he was trolled by people like Clyde and Liquid part of him even enjoyed the show, now everything is just a downer.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Bob's death and when Bluespike suckered Chris into putting his medallion up his ass.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The video where he's crying about having to move and change schools is one of the few times Chris acted like people.

I gotta disagree, not only does the video look like it was taken right before Chris went on an Elliot Rodgers Esq revenge slaying (thank God he didn't) it just feels more like he was shedding crocodile tears and trying to sound like we should all feel sorry for him and forget that even by then he had done some pretty reprehensible things. Drawing porn of his friend Megan; getting into fights with Mary Lee Walsh over his stupidity on campus, turing her into a one note villian in his wish fufilment webcomics, getting banned from the game place for being a total jerk and a pig around people there.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Almost never, since he trolls himself, but perhaps while reading about his 'date' with Catherine.
Oh, and his tweets about missing Bob.

 

[Shabobus]

The section of Sonichu 6 where he shows his dog, Patti, leaving to live in CWCville. It's clear that Chris actually cared about another creature and just couldn't deal with the thought of her being gone forever. He wanted her to be happy, and it was the best coping method his mind could come up with.

 

[Mason Verger]

The video where he's crying about having to move and change schools is one of the few times Chris acted like people.

I agree with that one. He’s genuinely stifling a cry, especially when he sadly laments “I wish we never moved to Greene county..”. Chris hasn’t learned to fake subtle emotion, just big, broad and cartoonish emotions.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

When his parents refused to give him the specialized education he needed because of his autism, preventing him from becoming self-sufficient.

 

[brahsparagus]

When his parents refused to give him the specialized education he needed because of his autism, preventing him from becoming self-sufficient.

I know we have a 'what if' thread, but I can only imagine how his life could have improved if he got the help he needed at a young age. Still would have been a loner I bet, but a little less greenhorn and much more academically successful.
Bob was an EE and, for his failings as a parent, could have easily groomed him for a technical role (contacts, processes, the business, etc) if he went through special ed and learned the normie skills.
He'd probably still be romantically hopeless, but we would never have heard of him and he'd probably be moderately wealthy living in Bumfuck, VA.
Its uncanny to think that CWC could have been living it better than you or I, or conversely, that some freakishness in our own family line could create such a creature.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I know we have a 'what if' thread, but I can only imagine how his life could have improved if he got the help he needed at a young age. Still would have been a loner I bet, but a little less greenhorn and much more academically successful.
Bob was an EE and, for his failings as a parent, could have easily groomed him for a technical role (contacts, processes, the business, etc) if he went through special ed and learned the normie skills.
He'd probably still be romantically hopeless, but we would never have heard of him and he'd probably be moderately wealthy living in Bumfuck, VA.
Its uncanny to think that CWC could have been living it better than you or I, or conversely, that some freakishness in our own family line could create such a creature.

He may have even been able to develop slightly better social skills, which would have helped him immensely.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It's been said before but Bob's death is a real tear jerker. The fallout of the idea guy's saga is sad but more in the sense, of realizing Chris will willingly go back to trolls over the advice of people geuinely trying to help him and realizing what the future holds for Chris.

 

[troon patrol]

The moment I realized what a horrible person Barb was and the moment I realized Bob was a terrible father. If you look closely you see the rest of the family on both Bob/Barb's sides really hated/distanced them as they were objectively terrible parents and Barb I'm comfortable saying is a terrible person. I felt bad for Chris when I realized how they convinced him the world hated "the chandlers" and everyone in the county was out to get them. Chris should have listened to Cole when he told Chris they were unfit parents.