Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Rikka Takarada 2]

The fact his mental state has become so far gone he's a loon with internet access.

Honestly with the exception of the "G4 Must Continue!" video which is comedy gold, I think it's difficult to laugh at Chris anymore; we're now just watching a loon descend into pure madness in real time - and we know even worse is to come *cough* Barb *cough*

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

when the pickle man cucked him and Kacyee backstabbed him

Honestly with the exception of the "G4 Must Continue!" video which is comedy gold, I think it's difficult to laugh at Chris anymore; we're now just watching a loon descend into pure madness in real time - and we know even worse is to come *cough* Barb *cough*

the pizza man and the soccer one was kind of funny

 

[King Ghidorah]

As someone who came in late it's hard to say if I ever really did maybe when I was first learning about him and didn't know as much but to be frank the more and more I learned about him the less sympathetic I felt as someone on the last page essentially said chris has reaped what he has sown the current events are simply the ultimate culmination of years of delusions of grandeur, refusal to acknowledge reality in any way, and a patented inability to learn from one's own mistakes

 

[ShiftyBoi]

That christmas video from 2004, the one where it's just Chris and his parents loafing about in the living room before the hoard overtook it. I feel bad for Chris because this video was 16 years ago before any of the shit on the internet ever happened, and before his dad died, he was his happy go lucky self, all he did all day was play video games and draw sonichu. I can't imagine the Chris of today watching that video and not breaking down into misery.

Now, in the video I feel bad for Chris, because he's giving his parents gifts, but he's an idiot and gives them things they don't care about, like a lego set or a fraggle rock vhs, they look visibly bored and slightly off-put, but Chris still has the mirth for christmas that a child would have.

I mostly feel bad for Bob though, you look at him and you notice that Chris and Barb have relegated him to a chair across the room, while Chris clings to Barb on the couch, he looks fucking mortified the whole time. Bob at this point has probably given up understanding what Chris is talking about, and he just sits in silence as Chris piles more gifts on Barb.

The whole video is just tainted knowing what would become of everyone in the room.

 

[Chan Fan]

That christmas video from 2004, the one where it's just Chris and his parents loafing about in the living room before the hoard overtook it. I feel bad for Chris because this video was 16 years ago before any of the shit on the internet ever happened, and before his dad died, he was his happy go lucky self, all he did all day was play video games and draw sonichu. I can't imagine the Chris of today watching that video and not breaking down into misery.

I wonder if he remembers this day at all

 

[Kuruminha]

(...) but Chris still has the mirth for christmas that a child would have.

Yes, an early twenties child.

I feel cause he was 24 or something in this very video. But not much, since Borb could have done something since he was indeed a kid to not raise that very same embarrassment they try to avoid speaking with even in those holiday occasions.

Looking at Chris was staring at their own failure and I'm pretty sure someone as clever as Bob realized that.

 

[Chan Fan]

Yes, an early twenties child.

I feel cause he was 24 or something in this very video. But not much, since Borb could have done something since he was indeed a kid to not raise that very same embarrassment they try to avoid speaking with even in those holiday occasions.

Looking at Chris was staring at their own failure and I'm pretty sure someone as clever as Bob realized that.

The real question is - how many holidays were like this that weren't filmed?

 

[Black Yoshi]

I wonder if he remembers this day at all

Probably not, he had to be reminded of a lot of the stuff he did during the classic era.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Honestly with the exception of the "G4 Must Continue!" video which is comedy gold, I think it's difficult to laugh at Chris anymore; we're now just watching a loon descend into pure madness in real time - and we know even worse is to come *cough* Barb *cough*

I feel bad because Chris is living a boring, empty life. He can't even escape the delusions and take any control of it.

 

[Hex: Devour Ass]

The Bluespike reveal while he was shoving the medallion up his ass and probably the call with Kacey's Father. Also pretty much everything right now, I think the only thing I've laughed at Chris related in quite a while was him putting OneyNG on his shit-list via Twitter.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

The Bluespike reveal while he was shoving the medallion up his ass and probably the call with Kacey's Father. Also pretty much everything right now, I think the only thing I've laughed at Chris related in quite a while was him putting OneyNG on his shit-list via Twitter.

I like how he's either calling the list a dox, or asking people to dox others. I kinda like that he's still in that stupid realm where he he does shit like this but then cries when someone calls him out.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Everyone always talks about Chris taking forever to get through collage classes cause of his laziness and slow-mindedness, which is partially true. More then likely Chris was only getting a certain amount of grant money, and could only attended maybe 2-3 classes per semester. While most normal people would also pay or take out loans to take additional classes, Chris probably only took the classes he could afford without taking on additional debt. With only a few classes a semester, this gave him plenty of time to hang around campus and loiter.

Yeah there’s a ton of autistic losers that go to community college specifically because they just want a place to hang out and be social while the parents get the relief of having them out of the house. These kids usually end up going undecided for 2-3 years before majoring in something easy like Creative Writing.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

Pretty much everything post-tomgirl saga. Shit isn't funny nowadays, it's just sad.

 

[Shibaru]

Bluespike... the fact that his only car now is his mom's old minivan... His dad dying... his house burning... the fact that over the years chris slowly has gone completely insane... Chris nowadays is just a trainwreck.

 

[Mr. 0]

chris is a rapist

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Pretty much everything post-tomgirl saga. Shit isn't funny nowadays, it's just sad.

That's pretty true for the most part. It's like watching a car crash in slow-motion
Occasionally, post-tomgirl era Chris can produce some lulz, but it's undeniably a lot rarer than it used to be

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

His speech for Patty and the death of the Lumberjack.

I keep seeing Bluespike being named and every time I grow to appreciate more what a huge effect some dumb kid had, more so on the community surrounding Chris rather than Chris himself.

 

[Golgo 13]

I felt sorry for Chris during the Patty saga. He really was a product of nurture over nature. The untreated mental illness and the compounding trolling (whether it was constructive or deconstructive) only made Chris worse.

 

[Pitere pit]

Kid Chris makes me feel absolutely sorry.
His life was doomed when he was born into a home with an insane delusional hoarder and an old fashioned mad whose obsolete beliefs of mental health prevented Chris to get the help he needed.
He was only an autistic kid, maybe at the beggining he was high autistic but his parents efforts to put him into normal education made Chris descent into a well that has no bottom.
Perharps if he went to retard school he would have been the same, or maybe not. Chris was just a geeky kid and with some proper education he would have spent more time on Bob's shed, the dream factory, being taught about electronics and maybe becoming an engineer.
But we know that we are in the wrong end of his story, instead of just being a geeky man with autism, he's just a sad husk of himself.
I feel sorry for what he could have been.

 

[troon patrol]

There's that one moment were he meets "Catherine" you can hear the desperation for human contact in his voice. There's a hint of disbelief in "you're here". 2 mins later, he goes into old habits of attempting molest/grope someone he just met and you just lose all empathy.


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