Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo&t
Julie comes out as Bluespike during a call with Chris in this part of the documentary, 15:49.
The tone in Chris's "What?", is the most defeated tone I've ever heard in someone's voice before. This, along with the medallion up the ass troll, are the two most sympathetic Chris Chan trolls, in my opinion.

Came in this thread literally to post about the Julie incident. Around the time it happened, yeah, it was morbidly funny. Years later, it just comes across as pure sadism on BlueSpike's part.
 
Bluespike is a given, but I think I felt much worse when Barb threatened to kill herself when Chris brought up wanting to go to a convention.

It was a bluff, she was trying to manipulate him, I seriously doubt she was actively contemplating the thought of killing herself. Put it this way, if she had the guts to do it, she would have done it already.
 
It was a bluff, she was trying to manipulate him, I seriously doubt she was actively contemplating the thought of killing herself. Put it this way, if she had the guts to do it, she would have done it already.

Th... That doesn’t make it any better! That’s fucking even more reprehensible!

Bluespike was an edgy teen, trying to impress some older guys he looked up too. Yeah, what he did was kind of messed up, but it’s what kids do because they’re kids.

Barb otoh has no excuse.
 
It was a bluff, she was trying to manipulate him, I seriously doubt she was actively contemplating the thought of killing herself. Put it this way, if she had the guts to do it, she would have done it already.


I wasn't saying Barb would have actually gone through with it? Its the fact that she purposefully manipulated her autistic son into thinking that leaving the comfort of their hometown, even for a weekend, would cause their family to collapse/her death.
 
I often wonder just what Chris actually believes and doesn't believe. The bluespike arc, I wonder f he truly believed or if he just enjoyed the RP and cybering. I still found the reveal to be somewhat upsetting though.
 
That video of him with the Troon Squad after smoking weed saying some dellusional shit, what a wrecked creature. his face was beyond pitiful

Him finding out his gal pals where fake all along

The father call is pretty brutal
 
I don't feel bad for him. I just hope he gets some kind of help.

The only way Chris gets help is if he thinks he has a problem. Since he was a child, Borb (mainly Barb) conditioned his behavior to be how he is now. I think if his parents really put their foot down and went with him to mandatory therapy, he wouldn't think he's a goddess now.
 
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One the videos that actually made me want to write to Chris was this one and this video actually made me feel bad for Chris a little, he sounded broken in the video, I was actually a little worried that he developed depression. *sigh*

 
Hi. So how I’ve felt genuine sorrow for Chris? Well, the times he quit his jobs, when he recorded himself screaming like an angry salesman, and of course when he had huge autistic freakouts over Sonic’s blue arms.

But think about it. The only thearapy Chris received was speech for his atismu, and some emotional therapy later on. He was never placed in anything else to help him, like OT, PT (given how clumsy and low-toned he is), any meaningful life skills training, etc.

Resources for the handicapped, especially for handicapped adults, are probably really limited or almost nonexistent in rural Virginia. There needs to be much more funding and development to create appropriate special needs programs there, and we must expand the types of therapies and treatments offered all across such rural areas, before we face the next wave of undisciplined blue-arms protesters.

Many lolcows tend to come from rural or small city places. Chris is a shining example of this, as he lives in bumfuck Ruckersville VA. Imagine if there was an Easter Seals adult autism center there or something... maybe he would’ve got back to work instead of gathering tardbux on twitter.
 
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One the videos that actually made me want to write to Chris was this one and this video actually made me feel bad for Chris a little, he sounded broken in the video, I was actually a little worried that he developed depression. *sigh*


You’re a better person than me,

I couldn’t help but LOL so hard at those two famous lines: “pickleman tricked me again” and “crash into slumber”.

(And of course be astonished at how Chris placed all of the blame at everyone else, but the person that took the pictures that led to the “breakup”: Himself.)

Fortunately he was up and about and back on the lovequest in a day or two. :)

Nah, the only time I think I felt genuinely sorry for Chris, was the time that Patty died and he buried her.

Losing an animal can be tough. Especially when you’re Chris and that dog was one of his only friends and one of the few creatures that genuinely loved him.
 
Resources for the handicapped, especially for handicapped adults, are probably really limited or almost nonexistent in rural Virginia. There needs to be much more funding and development to create appropriate special needs programs there, and we must expand the types of therapies and treatments offered all across such rural areas, before we face the next wave of undisciplined blue-arms protesters.

Sorry no.

(And who exactly would pay for this?)

I trust the good citizens of rural Virginia to figure out for themselves as to what level of services for autists they need and/or want.


There is a tradeoff to anything in life. You can’t expect to live in rural Virginia, and get the benefits of cheaper living, less stress and crime and more space. And also get the same kind of access to social services and specialized programs as you do in metropolitan areas.

And of course, the Chandlers DID receive offers of help, but mostly turned them down. (Chris was diagnosed at the university hospital though, and also received speech therapy if I recall correctly.)


Frankly, I think I am done feeling sorry for Chris for any reason. He's a grifter who uses people shamelessly. If he were just autistic and otherwise retarded, I'd have some pity, but... no. We've seen too much of how he treats people who try to be nice to him. Fuck it.

Three important conclusions that the vast majority of Christorians come to are:

1: Chris is an irredeemable asshole.

2: The main source of Chris’s problems... Is Chris.

3: It’s useless to get mad at him. Or to help him. He is what he is. The cat raids a birds nest because it’s in its nature. Likewise, Chris is a selfish grifter and does stupid shit because it’s in his nature.
 
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