The Miscreants at least were capable of reasoning when they went to far. While trolls like The Idea guys wouldn't have stopped until Chris was bleed dry of what money he had.
Man, losing your home was hard to fuck up, but he warmed up screaching at Keurig like if it was their fault (while disregarding the thousand things he did wrong) and then he went and threw a fit about firemen of all people allegedly stealing worthless trash from the hoard.
Anybody that has been through a fire like that you feel for. It's terrifying, you wind up losing so much and when you get back to your home it doesn't feel the same. Not to mention the smell of smoke is still there even years later.
Where's there still smoke, There's Still fire.
lolno he didnt
Realistically (as history shows) he never would have, he screwed the situation up with her and while she was a bit of a creepy weirdo herself, Chris at that point in time was more of an exceptional individual then she ever was. I think given a longer period of time as well, she easily just would have distanced herself from him once she came to the realisation just how abnormal he was and how he would have treated her, just look at most of the situations when Chris interacts with other women...
Chris has no chance with any girl because inherently what he wants is someone to be a mommy who he can get from sex from. So no matter how weird the Wallflower is, Chris never had a real chance with her because he isn't interested in an actual relationship.
She's completely into her father. Chris has never had a chance with anything. Even an African goat passed around a few times would reject him.
you forgot about barb
Oh yeah that's right, she'd say stuff to him like "turn me loose you silly goose", in a very flirty manner apparently.
