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If I wanted Syphilis, i'd just go down to the nearest strip joint and lick the first pole I see. Less drama and less baggage too.
 
Does anyone go on Tinder hoping to find an actual relationship or is it purely for casual hookups?

I'm not clear whether it's just a dating site that people use for casual hookups or if casual hookups is only the point.
Majority of the time is used for casual hookups and sex. Plus most Tinder profiles show that they're not looking for dates and any long term relationships with the person they want.
 
I've gotten zero matches..but I also don't think I have swiped right, all I see are Members of the Karen Kat Kabal, Fat asses and single moms.
 
used it for a few weeks at the beginning of the lockdown. Keep swiping right on accident with girls I wasn't interested in. Also just got the matches pun. Think I might be retarded. Is it just me or are girls was less attractive on Tindr than they are in real life?
 
Majority of the time is used for casual hookups and sex. Plus most Tinder profiles show that they're not looking for dates and any long term relationships with the person they want.

Doesn't really sound like my bag.

What's the best dating site, then?
 
I'd be interested to see what could come of this. If nothing else, we might get some good cow stories out of it.
Kiwi Farms Dating : Rated Optimistic, because really do you wanna date anyone here?

What's the best dating site, then?

None of them, not a single one can manage "HEY FAGGOTS I AM A NERD STOP SUGGESTING ME OUTDOORSY CHICKS!"
 
I was going to start trying online dating because of the Rona, but judging from this thread the prospects are bad. Also, I dont look forward to the only attention i get being from people desperate for a third.
 
Never had any luck with Tinder. Whatever matches I would get would never pan out because the other person was as interesting to talk to as a plank of wood. And that's if they even bother to respond since 95% of the time they just don't. Eventually I would realize I'm just wasting my time since I'm not even lucky enough to match with anyone worth a damn and just give up.

I really don't understand how anyone can do anything with it because I've gotten literally nothing out of it.
 
bumble is like a much less trashy version of tinder
Bumble is a location-based social application that facilitates communication between interested users. In heterosexual matches, only female users can make the first contact with matched male users, while in same-sex matches either person can send a message first.[1][2]
Users can sign up using their phone number or Facebook profile, and have options of searching for romantic matches or, in "BFF mode", friends. Bumble Bizz facilitates business communications. Bumble was founded by Whitney Wolfe Herd shortly after she left Tinder, a dating app she co-founded, due to growing tensions with other company executives. Wolfe Herd has described Bumble as a "feminist dating app".
so instead of finding trashy sluts like on tinder, on bumble i'll find blue haired sluts with at least one reference to 'intersectionality' in their bios? :thinking:
 
Kiwi Farms Dating : Rated Optimistic, because really do you wanna date anyone here?
I would hands down do it. After all, i know i'm fucked up and i would be reassured to date someone that is as fucked up as i am or that wouldn't be fazed by my weirdness. Say what you want about it, but you fucking kiwis probably aren't as bad as you think you are. But then again, meeting IRL for gatherings and shit is pretty gay tho.
Never had any luck with Tinder. Whatever matches I would get would never pan out because the other person was as interesting to talk to as a plank of wood. And that's if they even bother to respond since 95% of the time they just don't. Eventually I would realize I'm just wasting my time since I'm not even lucky enough to match with anyone worth a damn and just give up.
I'm thankful i never got into Tinder, but i remember a really nice story that makes me chucke when i remember it. I had a taiwanese coworker for 2 months and when we begun to get aquainted she told me that she hoped to live her life now that she was away from Taiwan. And by living her life it meant getting wasted, high and have sex (She was a virgin at 30 btw). A new coworker who was a party animal hooked her up on Tinder and she had quite a lot of success for the first month but after 2 more i asked her how things were going in the dating app and she told me "I quit. It's full of fuckboys."

In the end it boils down to that. It's just to get laid, not for finding a suitable mate.
 
I would hands down do it. After all, i know i'm fucked up and i would be reassured to date someone that is as fucked up as i am or that wouldn't be fazed by my weirdness. Say what you want about it, but you fucking kiwis probably aren't as bad as you think you are. But then again, meeting IRL for gatherings and shit is pretty gay tho.
I would do it, if the gal qualified for my checklist of "shit I want in a partner."

but any bets on that happening are :optimistic:
 
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