Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

Berrakh said:
Was it a ps2 controller? Because I think Sonysisters have blood on their hands now.
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No, it was Logitrash.
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aka, the pad for poorfags and/or miserly "gamers" with no standards. While not the singular reason that this engineered tombstone imploded, its presence alone just further reinforces how cheap this "submersible" really was. This thing's "engineer" couldn't even spring an extra 40 bucks for a first party pad.

Addendum: Don't care if it's already been discussed, or how wrong it sounds, this faggot engineer got what he fucking deserved. My condolences to the passengers, I guess.
 
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Shadfan666xxx000 said:
That shitty controller is the red M&M in a bowl where you only wanted brown M&Ms. When youre asking for somebody to do something that requires incredibly technical and dangerous work to be done, you should at least see a wired first party controller thats mint. That logitech controller tells me, everybody in this thread and all the billionaires who said no to this jackass before he got lucky that this was always going to be a shitshow.
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Ah. We'll only settle for the best.
 
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No, they were both, which is ironic and therefore humorous.
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If they'd just been rich but not been morons and did everything correctly but died in a freak accident anyway, that really wouldn't be funny by itself. That they had all the money in the world to do it right but deliberately went at it in a fucked up way while simultaneously mocking the "50 year old white guys" who would have done it correctly, and the fact that it was a trip to a mass grave caused by the catastrophic failure of something advertised as unsinkable adds huge humor.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Because he's done 33 dives to Titanic and dived in the Marianas trench. He's got a passion for it and has never been retarded enough to do something 'experimental'. Anyone with mild competency who went in the fucking thing was horrified that it was a fucking death trap.

A non-continguous material with untestable failure points and could be pried apart by moisture is fucking awful. This guy was a faggot and deserved to die. I will never not say that. Stockton Rush deserved what he got. The titanic expert (Who should have fucking known better) and the kid didn't, but it was Rush that got them killed.

But if you think I'm going to cry over the loss of the WEF memeber Rush who cut corners, a Paki textile and chemical CEO whose empire was built on slavery almost 100% and a private jet CEO catering to the most evil cocksuckers on the planet, you're out of your fucking mind.
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People often look at Cameron and misunderstand what he is. He's not some standard Hollywood idiot. He's a mad inventor. He just makes movies to bankroll his projects and inventions. He's come out of most of his movies holding patents for some really impressive shit. Not just the movie making stuff like the 3d cameras from Avatar. With The Abyss he literally redesigned SCUBA gear and SCBA's. Revolutionizing the industry. The gear most Firefighters use today comes from Cameron's patents for full face breathing gear.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Based James Cameron opens up about the sub. Possibly the best plain language analysis of the fuck ups.
A surprisingly candid, yet respectful and sad talk about it.
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Cameron is fooling himself if he thinks speaking up would have made a difference. The CEO wouldn't listen to engineers; hearing the same from Cameron, he'd be stupid enough to take it as a challenge. Ego was too big for his own good.

BulletSpongeRTR said:
I wonder if there is anything strange in Rush's medical history? If he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer or other incurable disease it would be the icing on the cake. Of course that's just wild speculation though but it would be hilarious.
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I wouldn't be entirely surprised if he had a brain tumor.
 
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NickDigger said:
No, it was Logitrash.
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aka, the pad for poorfags and/or miserly "gamers" with no standards. While not the singular reason that this engineered tombstone imploded, its presence alone just further reinforces how cheap this "submersible" really was. This thing's "engineer" couldn't even spring an extra 40 bucks for a first party pad.

Addendum: Don't care if it's already been discussed, or how wrong it sounds, this faggot engineer got what he fucking deserved. My condolences to the passengers, I guess.
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I've used the wired variant for years and it has a better d-pad than most first party controllers, but fuck Logitech wireless anything. I made the mistake of buying one of their wireless mice several years ago. The connectivity was shit and I had to use pliers to remove their piece of shit dongle from my old computer's USB port because the chineseium heat warped.
 
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Super Guido said:
Cameron is fooling himself if he thinks speaking up would have made a difference. The CEO wouldn't listen to engineers; hearing the same from Cameron, he'd be stupid enough to take it as a challenge. Ego was too big for his own good.
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He's probably feeling guilty about not having done anything even though there was literally nothing he could have done. That stubborn retard would have probably made his nigmersible even shittier just out of spite.
 
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Tour of Italy said:
Successful engineers are usually motivated by some combination of the following:

1. Wonder and respect for the natural world and the laws that govern it
2. Desire for precision, order, and creations that fulfill their purpose
3. Pathological anxiety about how things can go wrong with your design

Every word I read about this story sends my No. 3 into overdrive.
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All of the Engineer associations in North America have a code of ethics that basically say you are responsible for your designs, and that you need to ensure they don't threaten public safety.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
People often look at Cameron and misunderstand what he is. He's not some standard Hollywood idiot. He's a mad inventor. He just makes movies to bankroll his projects and inventions. He's come out of most of his movies holding patents for some really impressive shit. Not just the movie making stuff like the 3d cameras from Avatar. With The Abyss he literally redesigned SCUBA gear and SCBA's. Revolutionizing the industry. The gear most Firefighters use today comes from Cameron's patents for full face breathing gear.
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Not to smear the man's ability, but when you get to use the cream of Hollywood actors to test iterations of your gear on and a movie studio budget to do your practical work (manufacturing, quality assurance) you can get inventions done that would take a backyard inventor decades to work on. No disrespect, I'm actually amazed at how he got Hollywood to bend over and take it in every hole for him. Last but not least, he got paid while doing this shit. Not "working nine to five" paid, but seriously paid.
 
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James Cameron said they were dead on Sunday I believe or maybe Monday. I can't remember. There's sensors down there at the bottom of the ocean used for research and intelligence gathering. Most of them were probably put down there by the US government used to track Russian submarines during the Cold War. The way the US government tries to cover for all the money wasted in the post Cold War world is some of them get used for research. Cameron said they recorded a loud explosion around the time the submersible went missing. That the implosion. The sub lost comms and everything else. That was the other sign though that happened first. The implosion came shortly after. So they wasted millions and millions of dollars on rescue efforts for nothing. A lot of people knew they were dead. Not just the people in the company. They probably knew as well.

This is a video I watched where this guy talks about how he backed out because he didn't think it was safe.


This is James Cameron explaining how they were dead and the rescue efforts were a huge waste.

Oxyjen said:
That was my thought. The operators on the support vessel must have been 99.9% sure it had imploded, and didn’t want to own up.

Millions of dollars of search effort and retarded TV drama later.
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They were taken by Davey Jones Locker on Sunday. The rest of it was just the Kike media milking it for shekels.

I have been waiting for a reason to say Davey Jones locker. lol
Cats said:
LOL the spongmonkey commercials...I miss Quiznos. Their toasted italian subs tasted so much better than Subways.
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There is a reason why Quiznos went out of business. It's because they were shit and didn't do anything better than Subway. Just go to Jersey Mikes or any local sub shop can do an Italian cold cut better than Quiznos or Subway. Remember, Subway hired a Jew pedo.
Trilby said:
I feel sorry for the families of the deceased that will have years of court battles to deal with because of this shit.
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I don't. They are rich fucks and they get what they deserve.
JaneThough said:
Who's dumber though the people who post this shit or the people who believe it?
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A lot of people on the far right can be total fucking tards. This is just proof. Yeah, the rich fucks being vaporized in a submersible implosion was all a cover up. Biden is a piece of shit and I am all for Trump in 2024. But these people are just Boomer tier schizo conspiritard types. Holy shit the level of retardation in those posts. lol

Makes me glad I don't use Twatter. My brain might run out of my ears. That's the one negative to allowing free speech. People can spam stupid shit. lol
FatalTater said:
The more I think about it, the more the idea that it was known that the Titan went squish on the first day but then the news kept talking about it as if it was still down there, still had time, how much oxygen might be left, etc is irritating me.
I should be used to being lied to and misled by nearly anyone with a platform and a voice, but this one seems extra rude.
Think it was being laughed about? "Heh heh, wanna see the whole world react to something? Watch this!"
Again, happens every day but this was a lie too far.
I was going to see what's going on with the Federal Reserve but I don't think I can deal with that stuff right now. I'm full up on bullshit at the moment.
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That's because "OMG guyz they could still be alive" is better than "oh they died in implosion instantly now back to covering up for Joe Biden being a fuck up".
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She's a "scientific project manager"

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"OMG my boss kept asking me if I checked the hull integrity and I told him that asking me to work was soooo stressful and I don't understand why I can't just do this from home so I can take care of my pandemic puppies and meet up with my friends at the marxist coffee place down the street from the houseless camp"

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"Passion is more important than knowledge and experience"
Also look at that hairline. Troon?

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Good job, now get back in the kitchen.

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"This is what a scientist looks like"
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Old skanks with nostril piercings dying at the bottom of the sea is the best for the world.
Berrakh said:
Was it a ps2 controller? Because I think Sonysisters have blood on their hands now.
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It was a third party Xbox controller. Not even OEM. LOLOLOLOLOL
 
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