Today I have... Thread.

[Migraineur]

Today I have folded laundry and cleaned the house. It's an exciting life.

 

[L50LasPak]

I found a giant plastic articulated centipede at a party store and it was like six bucks. I only buy Halloween shit if I can display it year round, and this was defintely a Fuck Yeah purchase.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Today I woke up early and put a knitted dog sweater in the mail.

 

[Regu]

pretty confident I ended up killing someone's shitpet skunk today. Fucker sprayed my dog and came charging after me so I punted it as hard as I could. Hit the fence with a pretty wicked crunch and it didn't get up for a solid minute before it limped the fuck out of my yard. If the fucker comes back i'm beating it to death with a shovel, had to junk my favourite slippers because of this cunt and my dog still smells after 4 baths.

 

[Jason Wynn]

So far I've ate breakfast, showered and shaved, and did basic household cleaning. Watch out, I just might do a load of laundry if I'm feeling daring enough. Gotta add that extra bit of excitement to your day.

 

[TFT-A9]

pretty confident I ended up killing someone's shitpet skunk today. Fucker sprayed my dog and came charging after me so I punted it as hard as I could. Hit the fence with a pretty wicked crunch and it didn't get up for a solid minute before it limped the fuck out of my yard. If the fucker comes back i'm beating it to death with a shovel, had to junk my favourite slippers because of this cunt and my dog still smells after 4 baths.

If someone's going to have a pet skunk they should damn well de-scent them

 

[Regu]

If someone's going to have a pet skunk they should damn well de-scent them

Apparently that's illegal in the UK so if i had to take a guess somebody bought it from the UK and brought it to Russia. They're not native here so I have no idea what it's fucking plan was to charge a crazed Russian and his sled Husky. Hope it doesn't have Rabies because I didn't follow up to make sure the fucker was dead.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

pretty confident I ended up killing someone's shitpet skunk today. Fucker sprayed my dog and came charging after me so I punted it as hard as I could. Hit the fence with a pretty wicked crunch and it didn't get up for a solid minute before it limped the fuck out of my yard. If the fucker comes back i'm beating it to death with a shovel, had to junk my favourite slippers because of this cunt and my dog still smells after 4 baths.

I don't understand why people think an animal that is designed to release noxious farts when startled by anything is a good idea to own. Yeah, they're kinda cute but jesus christ. I always know if a skunk has been brought in to the wildlife clinic because everything stinks.
IDK if you can have animal contol or a wildlife rescue center deal with it? The latter would if it's injured but if it's a non-native animal it's not like they can rehab and re-release it. (Yeah, I'm a Save-The-Animals fruitcake. Hopefully he learned his lesson and won't need a shovel to the head! )

 

[Regu]

I don't understand why people think an animal that is designed to release noxious farts when startled by anything is a good idea to own. Yeah, they're kinda cute but jesus christ. I always know if a skunk has been brought in to the wildlife clinic because everything stinks.
IDK if you can have animal contol or a wildlife rescue center deal with it? The latter would if it's injured but if it's a non-native animal it's not like they can rehab and re-release it. (Yeah, I'm a Save-The-Animals fruitcake. Hopefully he learned his lesson and won't need a shovel to the head! )

I mean maybe, but it's an invasive species and it's the primary carrier of Rabies. Only reason I didn't bash it with a shovel in the first place was because I didn't have time to. I'm not gonna let some fucking shit mammal near my sled dogs, they're family to me and i'm not letting them catch rabies. Good reason they all sleep inside the house.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I used to drink 2-3 cups a day but that habit slowed to a complete stop when I started getting panic attacks and realized that they always happened on the same days I had a substantial amount of caffeine. It wasn't the cause of the issue but it increased the likeliness of an attack considerably.

Life feels better than it did when I was drinking it so much. (Part of it is genetic. Both of my parents had to quit coffee when they were my age.) Still, it had a significant impact on my thoughts and feelings that I never noticed before then. My productivity never changed with or without it. My mouth feels more clean too.

I do like the taste though. Sometimes I'll drink decaf to get my fix.

The same thing happened to me a few years ago, I think it's pretty common once you hit a certain age. I went from maybe 5 or 6 cups a day to not being able to have more than two without anxiety or panic attacks. I was surprised, but I didn't even notice any withdrawal or productivity issues when I cut down.

Now I just have one or two cups and switch to roast dandelion or chicory root after that.

As for what I did today, I smoked weed and went mushroom hunting then worked on a crochet project. Also my last monarch butterfly of the season hatched and went on his merry way to Mexico.

 

[Zodiax]

Starting a certification exam in half an hour... Hope it goes well!
Edit: It went alright, even if I made a few mistakes in it.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Cleaned out my walk-in closet. A lot of stuff is going to be donated to Goodwill, while a lot of other stuff is now in a dumpster. I can now walk in my walk-in closet, it is a great feeling getting that project done.

 

[BOONES]

Realized I need a professional's help to crack the joints at the very bottom of my spine.

 

[spurger king]

coomed

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Today, a FTM troon acted as my wingman and helped me score some pussy

[Real biological pussy not a fronthole mind you]

 

[Picklechu]

Boring-ass conference calls about sentencing reform, and I did some research into PhD programs. Not sure I'm going to do it (not worth it unless I think I can get more money, especially since I fucking hate teaching and don't wanna go into that), but I may as well have all of my options in front of me.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I was mistaken for a manager today at work, I guess I exude managerial energy. I mean, I did wear my nicest Iron Maiden shirt today.

 

[Coelacanth]

I returned to my parents' house to move stuff to my new home today as well as finally completed the visual stuff for the next part of Housebound at long last.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Been digging through old drawings/notebooks, and found a heavily damaged list with a vague description of crossover thing in the vein of "side-character kids from various movies, grown-up, end in Silent Hill-esque place and get bothered by things based on their franchise's monsters", except literally everything after first entry (Sarah from The Crow, and monster that is of Pyramidhead-esque role) was torn away.
Wonder what happened.
Threw it away after copying the text cause it was damn dirty and crumpled.

 

[Babyspackle]

Spent over 5 hours on the phone with fedex tech support, for a series of issues just to send a single envelope from point A to B, none of them could ultimately help me, finally figured out a work around myself.
Almost disapointed in myself for keeping the rage down.