Today I have... Thread.

[heymate]

Today (well, late yesterday night), my mom and dad let Robby and I open some Christmas presents a little early. Robby got an art set and a novel about a saxophonist who came from a deadbeat family. I got some piano books featuring selections from Mozart and Chopin. I actually wanted a book of Bach’s two and three-part inventions, but I’m happy anyway.

Ever since I was eleven or so, I’ve wanted to be a virtuoso pianist, and although I’m not quite there yet, I know that if I keep at it, perhaps I will be someday.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Today I have witnessed a coyote run across my neighborhood and then stop at my walkway.

 

[heymate]

Today I have witnessed a coyote run across my neighborhood and then stop at my walkway.

By any chance was he in pursuit of a flightless long-necked bird that sounded like he had a car horn lodged in his larynx?

 

[DrJonesHat]

By any chance was he in pursuit of a flightless long-necked bird that sounded like he had a car horn lodged in his larynx?

And was there a great deal of merchandise from the Acme Corporation scattered about?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Today I got stood up on a date.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Today I masturbated to rule 34 horrors cried myself to sleep then killed myself.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

By any chance was he in pursuit of a flightless long-necked bird that sounded like he had a car horn lodged in his larynx?

....Yes.

 

[heymate]

....Yes.

Interesting.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Interesting.

I think it was trying to catch my neighbor's dog with an Acme product.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think it was trying to catch my neighbor's dog with an Acme product

I assume there was a spectacular explosion which somehow did no damage to the environment?

 

[Clown Baby]

Today I was supposed to do last minute shopping but instead I listened to Herbie Hancock and watched Logan. I guess there's still time left to go, but like. It's raining, my dudes.

 

[Sleeper13th]

Today I have been listening to my family bitch about the holidays and the party they are throwing for themselves.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I assume there was a spectacular explosion which somehow did no damage to the environment?

Of course not. It did scare a woman though.

 

[Trilby]

Today I have found I'm balding on the back side of my head.


The things you discover when you get a haircut.

 

[0 0]

Today I have found I'm balding on the back side of my head.


The things you discover when you get a haircut.

Testosterone directly causes male pattern baldness. Wear it with pride.

 

[jewelry investor]

Today I was deeply enlightened by Charles Carrol's twitch stream on Ebenezer Scrooge.

 

[Hummingbird]

I had a weird dream last night where there was this commercial where these people were trying to make the niqab and chador a feminist, acceptable thing western women should wear by saying wearing one means that you are a lady and respectable. Also how cool it was to wear one since you can have them in different colors (the lady talking was wearing a pink one).

 

[DatBepisTho]

My mom gave me a sickly African Violet today; still flowering on the healthy parts and is pink-white.

-She said she saw it, thought of me, and then bought it on clearance.

 

[DNJACK]

My mom gave me a sickly African Violet today; still flowering on the healthy parts and is pink-white.

-She said she saw it, thought of me, and then bought it on clearance.

you're such a delicate flower

 

[DatBepisTho]

you're such a delicate flower

That or I'm a droopy, finicky little shit.