Todd: [beat] Aaron Lewis keeps it real.
Todd (VO): The guy from Staind's decade long attempt to go country keeps hitting odd notes, for a lot of reasons.
Todd: But a big one is that country music is mostly fiction.
Clips of live performances (and music video, in the case of the Carrie Underwood song) of the songs Todd mentions
Todd (VO): Johnny Cash never really shot a man in Reno, Merle Haggard isn't an Okie from Muskogee, Garth never showed up in boots to a black tie affair, and Carrie Underwood never smashed her boyfriend's car. [clip of Aaron Lewis - "Country Boy"] Only a select few, like Aaron's idol Hank Jr. will ever write their own real life story.
Todd: But that is what you get from Aaron Lewis.
Todd (VO): He can only give you his actual thoughts feelings, opinions and experiences.
Todd: That might well be a positive thing if Aaron Lewis' thoughts and opinions were worth anything
Video for "Am I the Only One"
Aaron Lewis: Am I the only one willing to bleed?
Todd (VO): In many ways, 2021 was a year like no other. Especially for Aaron Lewis, who had his biggest solo hit in two decades.
Aaron: Am I the only one not brainwashed?
It was a massive chode anthem about how everyone who doesn't think like Aaron Lewis is brainwashed, even Bruce Springsteen.
Aaron: Am I the only one who quits singing along
Every time they play a Springsteen song
Todd (VO): This despite the fact that Aaron Lewis cannot help but keep it real and admits that he sits around all day screaming at his television.
Aaron: Screaming "What the fuck!" at my TV
Clip of Aaron Lewis live performance
Todd: In many other ways though, it was the exact same year for Aaron Lewis, because he spent it the same way he spent every other year. [video of Aaron Lewis storming off stage] Being a loud idiot who embarasses himself in public, pissing off everyone around him and complaining about the state of country music. Even though he's a Johnny Come Lately who's country songs sound uniformly like shit.
Video for "Am I the Only One"
Todd (VO): Since I reviewed that song, Lewis has also put out a video for it which helps clarify a few things.
Todd: The thing that pissed me off the most about it was him crying over confederate statues. The people who tried to destroy America.
Aaron: Another statue coming down in a town near you
Todd (VO): Now, I got some comments trying to tell me that he must have meant the couple of non-confederate statues that came down for various reasons. But Lewis helpfully shows us an actual confederate statue in the video. Which, again, he's not even southern.
Todd: I'm allowed to have opinions on this, not you, you clam chowder eating Mass-hole. You don't even go here!
Todd (VO): I also had some people disagree with my interpretation of this line:
Aaron: And worries 'bout his kids
As they try to undo all the things he did
Todd: I thought he was talking about himself, some people think he was talking about President Trump.
Todd (VO): The video is not conclusive on that, but I don't think even Aaron Lewis thinks Trump is so great that he gets an unreferenced pronoun like he's Jesus.
Todd: But, I have consistently gone broke overestimating people, so who knows.
Aaron: The only one willing to fight
Todd (VO): Now, this is a list of hit songs and this was not really a hit. It only placed as high as it did because of a fluke in chart tabulation that over-weights physical sales. But even if the hit part is questionable, boy does it deserve to be at the top of this list of worst hits.
Todd: Are its politics shit? Yes. Does it sound like shit? God yes, Aaron Lewis sings like a cow giving birth.
Aaron: If you don't like it, there's the frickin' door
Todd: But also, I think this, more than anything, sums up why 2021 was so disappointing.
Todd (VO): After 2020, I was hoping to live in less miserable times. Like, maybe after the election and once we all had vaccines, all the insanity was going to turn down. And Aaron Lewis wants you to know that no, the insanity will continue
Todd: Like, this is a year where I had to hear multiple songs called [clip of Loza Alexander's...] "Let's Go Brandon". And a whole bunch of other miserable conservative songs. But the important thing to note is that they were all better than Aaron Lewis.
Clip of Bryson Gray ft. Tyson Jame and Chandler Crump - "Let's Go Brandon"
Todd (VO): Like yes, those "Let's Go Brandon" songs pissed me off, but that's what they were trying to do, so I can only get so angry about that. [clip of Slowhand & Van - "This Has Gotta Stop"] I also had to hear Eric Clapton and Van Morrison's anti-lockdown shit. But that one was so laid back, it was almost cute.
Clip of Kid Rock ft. Monster Truck - "Don't Tell Me How To Live"
Kid Rock: Snowflakes, here's a newsflash
Even Kid Rock in his anti-millenial record this year.
Kid Rock: Like Springsteen, I'm the motherfuckin' boss
Todd: Even he knew to put some respect on Bruce Springsteen's name.
Video for "Am I the Only One"
Aaron: I'm not the only one
Todd (VO): Like, let's be clear. If Aaron Lewis expressed the exact opposite sentiments he does on this song...
Todd: ...this would still probably be the worst song I heard all year.
Todd (VO): But I do have one sympathetic ear I can extend. If being Aaron Lewis means you can't enjoy Springsteen anymore.
Todd: Boy, that sure explains why he's such a miserable asshole.
Clip of Bruce Springsteen live performance
Todd (VO): Imagine a world where you couldn't listen to "Born to Run", and all you had [back to "Am I the Only One"] was this. Good God.