Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!

Tom has done a lot of politi-sperging today, but I was able to sift through the garbage for some gems.
If this is #Foodporn, it must be in the subgenre of scat or snuff
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Guys, get out your wallets. 10,000 USD for prime hobo anus.
Also, I don't think Tom has gotten lucky since that pack of roaming dogs was loose in his neighberhood.
 
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You know, there’s a lot to photography. You can at least frame your photos to make them more presentable, even if the subject is... anything Tom does. Taking pictures of food is incredibly easy because it doesn’t move, and yet, Tom holds his phone in weird fucking angles and doesn’t bother to remove the scum around the still subject. The average human eye will catch glimpse of the intended subject, then deviate to all of the outside noise, which is scum and filth in this case. Tom can’t be assed to even wipe a hand across his stovetop to rid of the crust that’s clearly visible.

There’s nothing overtly offensive about the ‘#foodporn’ post other than the food looking like shit. You can easily find worse images by searching the hashtag on social media. Just like his music, everything else he does is so tragically half-assed, and he expects asspats and pity for being inoffensive.
 
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Looney Troons said:
There’s nothing overtly offensive about the ‘#foodporn’ post other than the food looking like shit. You can easily find worse images by searching the hashtag on social media. Just like his music, everything else he does is so tragically half-assed, and he expects asspats and pity for being inoffensive.
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LOL, Tom even fails at being a cow. If OPL were in a similar situation, he would probably take a photograph of rats humping on the plate he was about to eat off.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Fuck, this semester has been really stressful, and to take a break from studying all day just to see this shit is just nasty.
Next time I bitch to my husband about a cluttered garage, I'll think of Tom.
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His hovel shares walls with others, correct? Those poor people must have bugs and rodents courtesy of Tom. How awful for them. I pity his landlord.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
LOL, Tom even fails at being a cow. If OPL were in a similar situation, he would probably take a photograph of rats humping on the plate he was about to eat off.
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“Mmmm, yeah... Well, uh, you see... there are... Wild Ratatas... f-feasting, as it were, on my dinner which was caught locally behind the CWCville Mall. And now for the circle of life!”

At least Chris would make the post autistic unintentionally hilarious and pathetic, but he’d have to learn to cook something other than Hot Pockets to make it happen. I’ll give Tom a singular point for his resourcefulness.
 
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Looney Troons said:
“Mmmm, yeah... Well, uh, you see... there are... Wild Ratatas... f-feasting, as it were, on my dinner which was caught locally behind the CWCville Mall. And now for the circle of life!”

At least Chris would make the post autistic unintentionally hilarious and pathetic, but he’d have to learn to cook something other than Hot Pockets to make it happen. I’ll give Tom a singular point for his resourcefulness.
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Considering that the only cooking CWC has done online (to the best of my knowledge) is MIMING making pasta, and one unholy hotdog concoction for thanksgiving, I must, very reluctantly, give Tommy a point or two more than Chris when it comes to autistic cooking.

If CWC is a 1/10, Tommy is a low 3/10.
 
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Fapcop said:
Considering that the only cooking CWC has done online (to the best of my knowledge) is MIMING making pasta, and one unholy hotdog concoction for thanksgiving, I must, very reluctantly, give Tommy a point or two more than Chris when it comes to autistic cooking.

If CWC is a 1/10, Tommy is a low 3/10.
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I don’t know, man. I’d honestly rather have nothing at all than 99% of what Tom shows off. Maybe Chris has the right idea.
 
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Tom streamed or uploaded, but then he took the video down.
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He's either on ER antipsychotics or the judge threatened that if he chimped out again, they would toss him back into the loony bin for good. So much for a victory, old toots.
 
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