Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!

Mariposa Electrique said:
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"I really don't like to beg".......aren't there several instances of old Toots chimping out because people from AMB only throw pennies at him after he begged for money and painted himself as a global celebrity. Tell me, Tom. Where are all the people who think you're a beautiful woman. Surely, there must be a sugar daddy who is willing to give you money to keep you comfortable.
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I went to that website looking for the "something nice" and uh...I'm still looking Tom

Toasty said:
I thought Tom was well known, loved and supported within his community. Isn't that what he always says? Why can't he call upon them for help? Even to call a friend to come over for a few hours a week to help him keep his home in order. What gives? Where is this community?
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Schools reopened this week
 
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#BoomerProblems Maybe if Tom had upgraded to SpaceJew's Windows 21, he wouldn't be having this problem.

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Of course Tom is concerned with the sperm of teenagers, of course!
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People who aren't insane usually don't have to worry about this unless they got drunk and killed a hooker in Tokyo, Tom.

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What a hypocrite. Number of times Tom has been incarcerated countless.
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His hairline is even worse now. At least Trump doesn't walk around wearing a hat that looks and smells like death to conceal the fact that he's bald.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I’m actually one of the Space Jews. I’m trying to get the specifications for the vagina I’m supposed to be giving him, but I can’t make contact.
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Oh that is easy to get tom,s magic vagina specs all you need is a doberman He loves dog sex so he would need a dog crotch. But do remember to leave the other microscopic thing so tom is always reminded of what he really is.

And if that happens then he will not be a dog fucking pedophile, but a dog fucked pedophile.
 
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Looney Troons said:
Win10 was developed for morons like Tom. He will have to find some tweaker to come install some drivers for him in trade for a hit from a ditch weed roach.... maybe an actual roach, too.
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Agree, I suck at computers, and always end up tossing one out and getting a new one because a virus, but windows 10 has been pretty stable.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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#BoomerProblems Maybe if Tom had upgraded to SpaceJew's Windows 21, he wouldn't be having this problem.
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I'm not the most computer savvy, but what problem is he supposed to be showing? Looks like a typical new computer setup, to me.

I also like how he's talking about Microsoft products like he even has enough money to look at an Apple store from across the street.
 
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Did Tom get a virus from some sketchy website while searching for totally innocent pictures of kids in a bathtub?
 
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repentance said:
How does one person have so many problems with their computer? I'm going to take a wild guess that he has nothing backed up, either.
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All that kiddie porn Tom installs I bet.

He’s not smart enough and too much of a boomer to use the deep web, so he probably downloads it from Ukrainian jailbait honeypots.

“Why isn’t anything happening?! I’ve clicked 14 year_INCEST.exe like a dozen times already?!?”
 
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CheesyBoy said:
I'm not the most computer savvy, but what problem is he supposed to be showing? Looks like a typical new computer setup, to me.

I also like how he's talking about Microsoft products like he even has enough money to look at an Apple store from across the street.
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I think he's complaining about having to reinstall Windows. He wouldn't have to do that if he hadn't fucked his computer in the first place.
 
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