Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!

What the fuck would Tom even do with a drone besides try to fuck it?
The Tommy Tooter guide to drone operation-
Step 1: Acquire a drone.
Step 2: Be too much of a stoned boomer to figure out how to use it.
Step 3: Accuse the CIA and/or Kiwi Farms of hacking it before it got out of the box.

I all seriousness he would probably try to take pictures of the drug dealers that "wandered into his frame while he was shooting the skyline and just happened to get closeups of their faces." Y'know, by covertly flying it a few inches away from their heads.

Also, please do try shibari, tom. I heard David Carradine had a great technique.
 
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It's calming because you're autistic, Tom. This method wouldn't do anythuing but leave that belt smelling like hobo ass and balls.
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Tom, you have no vagina.

Here Tom,

Here’s the only knot you need to know how to tie!

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Why does this guy knowingly make his posts public? What a fucking moron
Why wouldn't you post pictures of your piss and shit stained bathroom floor, your absolutely destroyed carpet, sink full of dirty dishes, and roaches infesting your house?

Tom is disgusting and terminally stupid.
 
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You know, Tom, it's possible to be a man without being a Chad. It is YOUR ideas about masculinity that are toxic and wrong you old shrivelled faggot!
Everything tom thinks is toxic. He spends to much time trying to think and in this case he had to try to put his little bitty brains idea's in on why he is a failure at everything.

Except for being an expert on fingering dogs. He did get to do an awful stomach churning good bit of that. For knowing how many years as well.

Tom does not get that feminine movement comes from the difference in the pelvis. Did someone say tom was a biologist?
 
Everything tom thinks is toxic. He spends to much time trying to think and in this case he had to try to put his little bitty brains idea's in on why he is a failure at everything.

Except for being an expert on fingering dogs. He did get to do an awful stomach churning good bit of that. For knowing how many years as well.

Tom does not get that feminine movement comes from the difference in the pelvis. Did someone say tom was a biologist?

Isn’t Tom originally a marine biologist?

Boy, I bet there are some dolphins out there who are pretty happy that career didn’t take off!

Hey Tom, what’s “Bad man hurt my wee-hole” in Dophin?
 
Isn’t Tom originally a marine biologist?

Boy, I bet there are some dolphins out there who are pretty happy that career didn’t take off!

Hey Tom, what’s “Bad man hurt my wee-hole” in Dophin?
He just has his bachelor's degree. A bachelor's in any biology is practically useless.
 
#NoShit. You Have A Dick & Balls! You Say!
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He says he keeps his cool when called sir?

I think his video says otherwise. you have to love archived tommy videos.

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It is nothing but the screaming parts of tom yelling about being called a sir.

And other trannies hate him.
Every real trans female I have ever heard said he is a fake and to gross for them to handle. He is stomach churning.
 
Why does this guy knowingly make his posts public? What a fucking moron

This is actually a great question. The reason for this is that he's thirsty for any and all attention; positive or negative. He honestly can't tell troll accounts from legitimate ones, so he leaves his posts public for asspats. In doing so, he calls everyone who laughs at his posts "a stalker" despite posting in public. If Tom ever privated his posts, he'd kill himself because no one would like, share or comment. Bottom line: He's only a public figure when it's on his terms, otherwise the whole world is being mean by laughing at his Parkinson's photo galleries.
 
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