Cranky Hermit
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"Gal Pal Check-in." Dad just died. Mom just suffered a spinal injury... please affirm me as female so that I can feel better.
Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!
- Thread starter Mariposa Electrique
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- Jan 15, 2014
“It‘s aggressive, antisocial and shits everywhere.”
“Yeah, good thing it doesn’t own any pets.”
Underestimated Nutria
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Thomas was actually jealous of the sympathy his poor mother was receiving: disgusting. If you are new to this lolcow, don't be misdirected by his clownlike antics -- he's as evil as his face portends ("Not as nice as he looks", as Christopher Hitchens said in a similar situation).
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No worries, I’m pretty sure it’s well known by now that he fucks dogs. And underage girls
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- Sep 21, 2014
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Okay, but why did he paste that text on to a photo of his floor?
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Look guise, people think I have money and a vagina!
Tom's fantsy couple for a threesome.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Yeah, but when Osho said no one is inferior, he’d never met Tom.
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- Sep 6, 2019
"All men are created equal but not all men remain equal"
Tom is only a member of the human race on a technicality
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- May 23, 2019
You shouldn't judge people on how they smell. Now why would Tom say something like that unless he smelled like garbage left out in the Arizona sun?
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For the love of God... I really hope that is vinegar and not his piss.
from: https://sleepculture.com/unicorn-dream-interpretation-meaning/
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Poor unicorn, raped by a child molester.
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Yeah, you only have to look at this thread for 5 seconds to know what you're getting into. He's the kind of sick only a bullet can cure.
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For all we know that could be his drinking water. You can never underestimate how nasty he is.
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Tom can never make babies, he can only molest them
Tom has never had a real job
Tom will never have a vagina fake or otherwise
Real easy to bait and trigger...says the man who throws tantrums when being called sir and blieves there's some weird conspiracies going on that only he can stop, guise.
The only people creates chasing after Tom are flies people with butterfly nets.
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Tom will never get endometriosis or PCOS.
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Tom has some real serious suitors...
Wait hasn't he been posting pics of all the Asian and Indian men (scam bots) who want to meet a beautiful American woman?
Tom, nobody wants you. You told us all your tall tales of how your Kurdish prince was going to marry you. Once you two met, he saw you, threw up in his mouth, and kicked your ass out of his house.
The only way you will manage to get laid is if you volunteer at the local animal shelter.
Wait hasn't he been posting pics of all the Asian and Indian men (scam bots) who want to meet a beautiful American woman?
Tom, nobody wants you. You told us all your tall tales of how your Kurdish prince was going to marry you. Once you two met, he saw you, threw up in his mouth, and kicked your ass out of his house.
The only way you will manage to get laid is if you volunteer at the local animal shelter.
Cranky Hermit
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- Jul 7, 2020
Coming from the guy who calls restaurants and rants at their employees because he's convinced that the autistic Illuminati (Autistinati?) is gonna be meeting there. I can imagine him stumbling into the meeting, though. "I'm here to shart myself and chew bubblegum! And I'm all out of gum!"
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I'll just leave this here.