TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[BlueSpark]

"in these dark times, when no one trusts each other and no one knows what to do"

*Immediately resumes calling people Nazis for having different politics and voicing support for a military coup against the democratically elected leader of his country*

 

[friedshrimp]

You want criticisms against your work that doesn't mention your weight and your ethnicity? Okay.

-Your jokes are terrible. You seriously need to cut down on the meta jokes and childish "lewd" humor, for you know well no child is watching these reviews, and people who swear like sailors have zero interest in Disney. Just because it's Disney doesn't mean your comments should be childish. Doug Walker has more sophistication when he reviews the Disney films every December over you.

-Your style of humor doesn't mash well with other reviewers. Count Jackula and Oancitizen are leagues better than you in terms of content and you still want to drag them down in shit.

-Nobody cares about ABC shows, tbf, aside from maybe nostalgic 90s manbabies.

Come on, you could be funny, or at least informative (i still admit your Beauty and the Beast and the "History of Disney world" vids are actually pretty enjoyable and informative). Other "disney fan" bloggers on youtube express their love for the company in similar ways without ending up being obnoxious. You could follow in their footsteps (check out Rob Plays or Keith Laping).

Here's Tony, furiously jacking off to Wonder Woman also known as "The movie we *NEED* right now":

Tony, you're more arrogant than King Polydectes, Achaikos and Narcissus put together.

Is he defending Pulp Fiction? When that film overuses the "n" word to the highest degree? Not very Socially Justicey of you, Tony!

(I love the film, but to him I'm probably a filthy shitlord, so that doesn't count)

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[AnOminous]

There's at least a 50% chance that this is all going to end with Tony Goldnark blowing his own brains out alone in a basement.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

More like 80%.

 

[BrunoMattei]

More like 80%.

It's closer to 88%.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's closer to 88%.

I'd say 102%.

 

[Mola Ram]

You boys laying odds are all assuming he can get those sausage fingers through a trigger guard.

 

[A Random]

...so what is he defending that is so wrong he claims he can't defend?

 

[AnOminous]

This fat moron doesn't even know Hillary was on the board of Wal-Mart and also did absolutely nothing to improve it, either. She also did absolutely nothing to improve Goldman Sachs while she was publicly giving them blowjobs for money.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Yeah, Hillary benefitted from virtual slave labor, but she's still not as bad as..."
Yeah, I'm out.

 

[Mola Ram]

This fat moron doesn't even know Hillary was on the board of Wal-Mart and also did absolutely nothing to improve it, either. She also did absolutely nothing to improve Goldman Sachs while she was publicly giving them blowjobs for money.

Maybe I'm just too :autism: about politics, but I remain legitimately stunned by how much these dorks idolized Hillary. She's been a treacherous, nasty, corrupt, uncharismatic pile of shit for the last 25 years. How have they not noticed?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Maybe I'm just too :autism: about politics, but I remain legitimately stunned by how much these dorks idolized Hillary. She's been a treacherous, nasty, corrupt, uncharismatic pile of shit for the last 25 years. How have they not noticed?

I think it's because they've convinced themselves that Trump is literally Hitler. Ergo, anyone else is better in their eyes.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Here's Tony, furiously jacking off to Wonder Woman also

Maybe I'm not in the know, but how is Donald Trump making the prison system worse as of right now? I'm not doubting he could make it worse, but wtf is he talking about?

This series of tweets is more insufferably preachy than usual. Yeah Tony, we should have listened to what you were saying more. Listen more to the guy who "never really gave a shit about any election until 2016." Listen to the guy who has shown he doesn't know how the US government works, more than likely didn't vote until this last presidential election, and probably doesn't even participate in state or county elections.

It you looked up slacktivist in the dictionary, I think Tony's picture would be there.

 

[friedshrimp]

I think it's because they've convinced themselves that Trump is literally Hitler. Ergo, anyone else is better in their eyes.

That and "Muh identity politics".

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe I'm not in the know, but how is Donald Trump making the prison system worse as of right now? I'm not doubting he could make it worse, but wtf is he talking about?

As shitty as Trump is, he's doing literally nothing about prisons, so far as I know.

Unlike the last Clinton administration, which vastly expanded the prison system and sent more black people to prison than any administration before or since.

 

[BrunoMattei]

As shitty as Trump is, he's doing literally nothing about prisons, so far as I know.

Unlike the last Clinton administration, which vastly expanded the prison system and sent more black people to prison than any administration before or since.

 

[The Dude]

Here's Tony, furiously jacking off to Wonder Woman also known as "The movie we *NEED* right now":

Tony, you're more arrogant than King Polydectes, Achaikos and Narcissus put together.

Oh, of COURSE Tony had to jump on the SJW/FemiNazi film du jour. Of course he did. I love how hard he's trying to do the SJW (((current year))) thing without actually saying (((current year))). Its like he's thinking to himself "If I don't actually type '(((current year)))' then they can't call me an SJW". Sorry Tony, you're completely transparent and not nearly as clever as you think you are.

There's at least a 50% chance that this is all going to end with Tony Goldnark blowing his own brains out alone in a basement.

More like 80%.

It's closer to 88%.

I'd say 102%.

Please stop getting my hopes up, guys. Tony is too narcissistic to off himself.

Maybe I'm just too :autism: about politics, but I remain legitimately stunned by how much these dorks idolized Hillary. She's been a treacherous, nasty, corrupt, uncharismatic pile of shit for the last 25 years. How have they not noticed?

It's called "willful ignorance". Basically anyone who is on the political Left, no matter how heinous, corrupt, or despicable, will always be better than anyone on the Right. Bill Clinton is a literal sexual predator. At best he's a womanizer who cheated on his wife numerous times, and at worst he's a literal rapist. There have been several women who have come forward saying they've had affairs or were sexually assaulted by Bill and each time Hillary brushed aside the accusations, coining the term "vast Right-wing conspiracy" in reaction to them, and there's evidence that she has paid off or had some of these women "disappeared" to silence them to protect her political aspirations. Yet women on the Left still champion her as a paragon of feminist virtue and a roll model for little girls everywhere. People like Tony will excuse literally any evil so long as "one of those damn GOP Nazis" don't win.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Anyone else think Tony would be the guy who'd leap at the chance to become a slave master?

Personally, I don't think he's fit to even be a slave.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

But Tony, without the internet, how would we ever make fun of you?