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That's echoing an argument I've heard from the nuttier end of the alt-right where Japan only attacked Pearl Harbor because that dang dirty Democrat Roosevelt stopped selling them oil.
Autism makes strange bedfellows.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
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That's echoing an argument I've heard from the nuttier end of the alt-right where Japan only attacked Pearl Harbor because that dang dirty Democrat Roosevelt stopped selling them oil.
Autism makes strange bedfellows.
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Well, I'm finally home. I want to give out a big thanks to El Porko Fako for taking care of this thread while I was away.
So, expect updates to continue tomorrow.
So, expect updates to continue tomorrow.
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Oh, to be as irony impaired as Tony...
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It's a wonder he doesn't have anemia.
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He needs to cut his hair. The bald mullet makes him look like a gross Klingon.
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I think he's going for the 90's trust fund geek look.
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Also, him and his equally autistic buddies pumped out yet another video:
Stop acting like you understand shit Tony. You're about as capable of fucking with someone's head as you are winning the Boston Marathon or being intentionally funny. Just stick to what you actually understand: stuffing your fat face hole, and kiddie rides.
I'm pretty sure he's emulating his lifelong crush Weird Al.
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Be honest here, would he look any better if he cut his hair?
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Marginally. He at least wouldn't look like a pre-diabetic Weird Al wannabe or like someone who had a pot of rancid Pho dumped on his misshaped head.
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Is it uh... weird that I hear his voice whenever I see a tweet chain?
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Imagine if you were a (((Jew))) and inherited all the stereotypical bad facial features that show up in A. Wyatt Mann cartoons, but none of the intelligence and you were basically stupid as fuck.
Goldmark sure got the shit end of the genetic stick.
Goldmark sure got the shit end of the genetic stick.
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And he obviously never inherited the stereotypical Jew business savvy, skill with money, or comedic chops. He's an unfunny, talentless mong with a Disney fetish, delusions of grandeur, and unwarranted self-importance who lucked out by being born to a successful mother who took pity on him and set up a trust fund because she knew her special little Bubele could never hack it on his own.
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Chapter XXIV; In which Our Dimwitted Protagonist beats an already tired joke to its grave:
Also, I think he should start fitting for a tinfoil hat:
Also, I think he should start fitting for a tinfoil hat:
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Congrats to (((Goldnark))). I was going to get at least another couple sensible chuckles out of this typo joke until this murderous Jew killed it entirely. It will never be funny again.
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Goldmark is to comedy what the Holocause was to his own people.
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You know where the only thing you got to make fun of trump is a typo, then you really should just shut up and not make jokes because that is just failure on many levels.
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This is the thing, though. This moron Trump was encouraging foreign leaders to call him on his fucking cell phone, which any remotely competent spy is obviously capturing every single bit of traffic from.
And yes, it's an ancient, utterly insecure Android.
They have that, and they sperg about a typo instead.
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That'd require them to think about why world leaders having cell phone conversations is a bad idea.
The most I'd expect is jokes about how he has Putin on speed dial.