TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

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That anyone, anywhere, would regard Tony Goldmark as an expert source on any topic, is something that fills me with a Kierkegaardian fear and trembling.
 
Sikhs wear turbans, not muslims. Gah, even islamophiles can't tell them apart! And i thought it was just dumb bigots thing...

Dunno what the "breeding like seahorses" phrase means, but if it means something like they have a buttload of children...Hum, yes, they do? Almost every religious conservative group will have a large family of children, be it muslims, catholics, or whatever.
 

Hey I gotta idear why not be a fat greasy autistic Jew with no future.

Almost every religious conservative group will have a large family of children, be it muslims, catholics, or whatever.

The patriarchal Abrahamic religions in particular (Judaism/Christianity/Islam) have largely succeeded by containing two memes: reproduce a lot and indoctrinate the resulting children into said shitty religion.

That's why they're the most successful mind viruses out there.
 
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Oh god, I think he's becoming self aware.

I don't think that's self-awareness, his ego and smug self-righteousness wouldn't allow for that. I honestly think it's just a half-assed attempt at self-deprecating humor. I say half-assed both because everything Tony does is half-assed, and because said ego won't allow him to be too critical of himself.

Also: Why does a fat, lazy, jobless cunt living off Mommy's trust fund bucks and going to amusement parks constantly need a fucking vacation? His whole life is a fucking vacation!
 
I don't think that's self-awareness, his ego and smug self-righteousness wouldn't allow for that. I honestly think it's just a half-assed attempt at self-deprecating humor. I say half-assed both because everything Tony does is half-assed, and because said ego won't allow him to be too critical of himself.
So, it's quarter-assed?
Also: Why does a fat, lazy, jobless cunt living off Mommy's trust fund bucks and going to amusement parks constantly need a fucking vacation? His whole life is a fucking vacation!
Remember, he's apparently on a year-long hiatus from the show and treating it like a cable drama, except without the audience or advertising money to justify it.
 
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I don't know what's worse, the shameless self-promotion or the fact that he's trying to do it to for "charity".

I wonder if all this sucking up to trans folks as of late is him trying to make up for royally pissing them off a few months back?
I realize it's typical for very progressive people to be trans positive , but man his tweets have been about nothing but trans people lately. If you want some girl dick so badly Tony, LA's a great city to fulfill your needs.
 
Not enough :optimistic:s. They've been suggesting using slogans like "Have you seen the other guys?" and "Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages" as a way to win back the people who rejected them for Trump. You're going to need serious candidates who don't rely on identity politics and drive out everyone who has MovieBob levels of contempt for workers.
 
What is it with people like Tony looking at Zootopia and say "it was a meaningful movie about race relationships"?

It wasn't. It was a generic buddy cop comedy with anthro animals and a weak as fuck analogy about the villain exploiting prejudice for her own advantages, as it has been done by all sorts of villains in fiction and especially kids media.

Just because the movie came out at the peak of the BLM madness, doesn't mean there was some higher plan. Stop it, Tony. Stop trying to make it sound as if kids movies are intellectually superior to other stuff, just because you have shit taste in entertainment yet at the same time want to drag everyone down to your level of intelligence
 
What is it with people like Tony looking at Zootopia and say "it was a meaningful movie about race relationships"?

It wasn't. It was a generic buddy cop comedy with anthro animals and a weak as fuck analogy about the villain exploiting prejudice for her own advantages, as it has been done by all sorts of villains in fiction and especially kids media.

Just because the movie came out at the peak of the BLM madness, doesn't mean there was some higher plan. Stop it, Tony. Stop trying to make it sound as if kids movies are intellectually superior to other stuff, just because you have shit taste in entertainment yet at the same time want to drag everyone down to your level of intelligence

The insistence on drawing incisive social commentary from a children's movie springs from a similar mental state to the one that's responsible for the gigabytes of Judy Hopps porn that can be found from a truly unfortunate image search. It's just a lot less hilarious.
 
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It's the same thing with Star Wars. A movie with a group called "the Resistance" became just too darling to people stylizing themselves as freedom fighters.
I thought they used Star Wars references even before Episode VII came out since they only focus on the original trilogy with things like "General Organa" being the exceptions.
 
The insistence on drawing incisive social commentary from a children's movie springs from a similar mental state to the one that's responsible for the gigabytes of Judy Hopps porn that can be found from a truly unfortunate image search. It's just a lot less hilarious.

In most cases, the porn is the cringiest thing to come out of a furry fandom. In this case, though, it's the SJW bullshit.

You wish these people would just STFU and fap to the rabbit like a normal person.
 
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