TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The Atlantic would tend to disagree with you, Tony, but who cares about that? He's accomplished driving people like you and MovieBob into screaming insanity, which is more than enough to bring a smile to my lips.

Hell, if anything, Trump's internet bombing of cunts like Tony and Bob is far more entertaining than the actual bombing of ISIS that he ordered. And that was pretty entertaining.

Besides, even disregarding his presidency, Trump's done more in his life than Tony ever will.

 

[Kyria the Great]

In most cases, the porn is the cringiest thing to come out of a furry fandom. In this case, though, it's the SJW bullshit.

You wish these people would just STFU and fap to the rabbit like a normal person.

You leave my porn out of this good sir. I have no love for social justice or the idiot ramblings of some fat, balding, and spoiled manlet who has to take a vacation from reviewing amusement parks of all things.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Anyone want to do an accurate/unflattering picture of him, see if that gets a retweet?

Sorry it took me a lot longer than planned, but I've finally finished my fanart of Tony Goldmark.

I call it, "Make Disney Parks Great Again!"

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I don't know what's worse, the shameless self-promotion or the fact that he's trying to do it to for "charity".

I remember when he told me directly months back that he didn't want to be weird al anymore and look at him now shilling his own music again.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just don't show him that anime sequence.

But if we are going to play Devil's advocate here, he is at least right in how it comes out of nowhere. The problem is how autismal he gets over it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Are you ready for some EXTREME cartoon sperging?

I get that some people don't liek certain movies or studios. But this sounds as if he wants to bomb everyone who worked on Robots

 

[Puddleduck]

Sorry it took me a lot longer than planned, but I've finally finished my fanart of Tony Goldmark.

I call it, "Make Disney Parks Great Again!"
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Send him it,see if you get RTd

 

[Lensherr]

Are you ready for some EXTREME cartoon sperging?

:powerlevel: I'm at work right now and this song is playing on the radio as I'm reading this.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Are you ready for some EXTREME cartoon sperging?

Why "Horton Hears a Who?" out of all children's movies? It just seems like a really random movie to just suddenly think of. And why so much hate for "Robots?" I don't remember it being so awful for some sperg to rage out hard.

 

[Hollow Cost]

Why "Horton Hears a Who?" out of all children's movies? It just seems like a really random movie to just suddenly think of. And why so much hate for "Robots?" I don't remember it being so awful for some sperg to rage out hard.

it's the #1 rule of autism
everything from your childhood is sacred

 

[Robot Holocaust]

"Robots" has Mel Brooks in it so it's worth at least one viewing.

Also, I just find it so funny that he gets so worked up over animated movies no one remembers. Even if he never talked about Trump, he'd still be good material.

 

[Hollow Cost]

"Robots" has Mel Brooks in it so it's worth at least one viewing.

Also, I just find it so funny that he gets so worked up over animated movies no one remembers. Even if he never talked about Trump, he'd still be good material.

Robots had him, Robin Williams, Paul Giamatti, Al Roaker, Jay Leno, Ewan McGregor, and a whole star-studded cast. it's bizarre, but Blue Moon has a habit of putting big names in their movies, even for insignificant roles

 

[The Dude]

Eh, Robots was OK. Nothing amazing, but nothing to pitch an Autistic conniption over. It's a cute little film about how if you work hard to follow your dreams, then you can make it no matter where you came from. Maybe that's why it sends Tony into a fit of rage; he's a Leftard, and many of them believe you can't make it in life on your own sweat and hard work. Tony is one of those who loved President Barack "You didn't do that, the government did" Obama. Is of course a movie about a lower class character becoming successful through hard work and determination is going to piss off a coddled, sheltered, lazy failure of a man who only had a comfortable life because of the trust fund his mommy left him.

 

[El Porko Fako]

So Tony is triggered by talking elephants and REO Speedwagon? Well, I guess I'm glad Tony couldn't fight that feeling more and had the strength to let it show .

Seriously though, this is Mr. Enter levels of exceptional.

 

[Mola Ram]

It went pretty good considering I wasn't working with fucking Doug Walker and his cronies all day.

What career are you talking about, Tony?

If I ever found myself referring to an endeavor with Doug Walker and his merry gang of fuckheads as "my career" I would seriously consider throwing myself in front of an express train.

 

[Clay Claymore]

What career are you talking about, Tony?

Well then maybe you should...oh I don't know...get off Twitter?

 

[Gordon Cole]

It went pretty good considering I wasn't working with fucking Doug Walker and his cronies all day.

It was okay, considering that I can take a photo and not look like a rapist who shat his pants.

 

[Clay Claymore]

What on Earth could Doug be reviewing that he needs Tony Goldmark for? I'm actually kinda curious.

 

[The Dude]

What on Earth could Doug be reviewing that he needs Tony Goldmark for? I'm actually kinda curious.

Well, Doug already did Food Fight I believe, so...nope. Can't think of anything that the fat, balding Jew mongoloid would be knowledgeable enough to help with in a review.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This fat, hairy ogre manages to make himself the most awkward and creepy person in this picture. Quite an achievement when you're sharing the frame with the fucking Walker brothers. Everything about him is so disgusting and unappealing, from his horrible toothless smirk to his greasy half-head of hair to that cheap buttondown to his giant meaty hands.