TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Blindrainbow said:
He really thought was funny? It just the same joke posted like 5 times. I mean classic rule of comedy, if it isn't funny once there for it must be funny if you repeat enough.
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It's just more autistic lolsorandom shit, like his endless utterly retarded "I gotta idear" posts.
 
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AnOminous said:
Why would anyone want to be in a video with this fat, greasy neckbeard? Buy a fucking razor, loser.
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My kingdom for a video clip:

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Hollow Cost said:
so he's living off his inheritance and patreon?
the latter of which he's taking for doing nothing but commentary videos?
how long til he's as homeless as he looks?

and I thought I was a masochist
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Unless he is deeply entrenched in a high priced hookers and blow habit, based on his observed personal spending on food, fashion and hygene and hair care products he can likely survive forever. Well not forever. No man can eat that much drive through and live. But it's safe to say he isn't blowing his money on things like living the high life with the beautiful people... or blowing it all on video production values.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Unless he is deeply entrenched in a high priced hookers and blow habit, based on his observed personal spending on food, fashion and hygene and hair care products he can likely survive forever. Well not forever. No man can eat that much drive through and live. But it's safe to say he isn't blowing his money on things like living the high life with the beautiful people... or blowing it all on video production values.
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he's blowing it on living in California and continually going to theme parks
gotta wonder how much he's spending on yearly passes and the like
 
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Well, I tried. By god, I really did try. I got to about 13 minutes in the video before it was too much and I stopped watching. Doug is autistic. Tony is autistic. But for the love of Christ, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT bad. And that was one of the worst Nicholas Cage impressions I've ever heard.

Also, Tony appears to be Down with The Clown, a sentence I never thought I would type:
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Tony going "Nazi hunting" is something I would love to see. Tony vs a "Nazi" would turn out so well. Given how satisfying it would be to punch this smug, pompous idiot, watching someone else do that and living vicariously through that is realistically as close as I'll get, because I don't actually want to touch him or inhale any odor.

Sadly it's clear that this fat, spineless sack of crap won't get off his ass or even off Twitter.

Oh yeah and I'm not going anywhere near that Doug and Tony crossover.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, I tried. By god, I really did try. I got to about 13 minutes in the video before it was too much and I stopped watching. Doug is autistic. Tony is autistic. But for the love of Christ, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT bad. And that was one of the worst Nicholas Cage impressions I've ever heard.

Also, Tony appears to be Down with The Clown, a sentence I never thought I would type:
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I mean lot of juggalo are fat balding men children, all that missing is trying to be edgy and then he would fit right in.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, I tried. By god, I really did try. I got to about 13 minutes in the video before it was too much and I stopped watching. Doug is autistic. Tony is autistic. But for the love of Christ, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT bad. And that was one of the worst Nicholas Cage impressions I've ever heard.

Also, Tony appears to be Down with The Clown, a sentence I never thought I would type:
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Knowing Tony and his overall behavior. Him being down with the clown is a perfect fit for him.

It's just a matter of whether or not he'll go all the way into full-blown Juggalism.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Knowing Tony and his overall behavior. Him being down with the clown is a perfect fit for him.

It's just a matter of whether or not he'll go all the way into full-blown Juggalism.
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I'm sure Tony already qualifies as a Juggalo
he already looks like a crusty, greasy clown
all we need now is confirmation that he listens to ICP and paints his face like a faggot or that irish bitch
 
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That review poster really nails down just how incredibly Autistic and pathetic Tony is, because he's able to make Doug Walker look not only normal, but talented as well by comparison. Either that, or Doug makes Tony look more intellectually inept by comparison. I can't decide which it is.
 
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The Dude said:
That review poster really nails down just how incredibly Autistic and pathetic Tony is, because he's able to make Doug Walker look not only normal, but talented as well by comparison. Either that, or Doug makes Tony look more intellectually inept by comparison. I can't decide which it is.
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Doug looks like a guy pretending to be unbalanced, weird, and disturbing.

Tony looks unbalanced, weird, and disturbing.
 
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