TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Mola Ram said:
"What a dour, humorless, insufferably pretentious piece of shit."

Wait ... was he watching Man of Steel or just reading MovieBob's feed again?
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Honestly, I thought Tony described himself pretty well with this line. Sadly, he's too ignorant and lacking self-awareness for it to be projection.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, Tony proves he's dumber than he looks as he watches Batman V Superman. He tweeted so much about it, I literally can't screencap everything he said so here's a handy link for your reading pleasure:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/909242493400522752

Over 175 tweets. Have fun.
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So to recap this entire tweet sperging shit:

Tubby decided to riff Batman v Superman, on Twitter.

He riffed a movie on Twitter. A movie he was watching by himself. Publicly. He publicly riffed a movie only he was watching at the time. On Twitter.

This psychopath is going to shoot up Disneyworld one day.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, Tony proves he's dumber than he looks as he watches Batman V Superman. He tweeted so much about it, I literally can't screencap everything he said so here's a handy link for your reading pleasure:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/909242493400522752

Over 175 tweets. Have fun.
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175 tweets?! Jfc why?

I always hate it when people live tweet when they're watching a movie. Just shut up and watch the movie. This is especially worse when they're live tweeting during a movie in a theater, no doubt distracting the other people who don't give a shit about some autist's ramblings.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
175 tweets?! Jfc why?

I always hate it when people live tweet when they're watching a movie. Just shut up and watch the movie. This is especially worse when they're live tweeting during a movie in a theater, no doubt distracting the other people who don't give a shit about some autist's ramblings.
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You know the answer *coughautismcough*

This is even worse when you realize who it is watching this movie. Tony literally had no reason to besides wanting attention and wasting 2 hours of his life that he'll never get (and that's before getting into the past 30+ before that).

LordKaT said:
This psychopath is going to shoot up Disneyworld one day.
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I'd expect him to shoot up another theme park around that area in the name of Disneyworld before he'd try being the triggerhappiest gunman in the world.
 
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LordKaT said:
He riffed a movie on Twitter. A movie he was watching by himself. Publicly. He publicly riffed a movie only he was watching at the time. On Twitter.
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If I didn't know he was so profoundly autistic that Rain Man slapped him in the face once and told him to quit sperging, I'd think this was some kind of anti-comedy parody of the whole idea of riffing.
 
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LordKaT said:
So to recap this entire tweet sperging shit:

Tubby decided to riff Batman v Superman, on Twitter.

He riffed a movie on Twitter. A movie he was watching by himself. Publicly. He publicly riffed a movie only he was watching at the time. On Twitter.

This psychopath is going to shoot up Disneyworld one day.
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If we could somehow develop the technology to harness Autism of this magnitude and convert it to energy, we could end the energy crisis (or weaponize it to destroy our enemies) and people like Tony could finally be useful for something more that unintentional comedy. However, I think the research and development of this bold new technology would be far too costly as out scientists would likely kill themselves left and right from being in such close proximity to Tony and people like him (not to mention the Tony stank).
 
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El Porko Fako said:
Guess he didn't check his white cis male privilege. He just doesn't understand that these kinds of people never except apologies, and they do not hear out opinions and ideas other than the ones inside their own hugbox. He's like a mistreated dog that keeps going back to its abusive master for more beatings.

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You shit your bed Tony, now sleep in it
 
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Since Robot Holocaust bit the big bazooka, I'll try to capture the best of Tony's award winning idears and quotes.

Sean Spicer poked fun at himself and had a sense of humor at the Emmy's, but that's not good enough :twisted:! Emphasis on the second tweet to see how much of a spiteful brat he can be at a guy who was just doing his job.

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