TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

CWCissey said:
Hell through this thread YouTube is suggesting 'Defunctland' videos to me. He goes over the history of old rides and parks in a way that's funny and informative.

Tony is absolutely fucked as a theme park centred video maker
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Yeah, defuntland is really good, and the tim tracker is another great vlogger, centered in Florida
 
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My favorites have always been Justin Scarred (Randomland/Sometimes Vlog) and Adam the Woo. They do more than just Disney, but Justin focuses a lot on the Disney parks.
 
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Is Tony some how excluded from the "straight dudes" part of his tweet or does he just hate himself? Also, in case you didn't know, pretending to be a champion of woman's rights on Twitter has never and will never get you you a date or laid. Ever.


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I just don't understand this about Tony, Moviebob, Andrew Dobson, and the rest of these F-list shills on twitter. You aren't going to develop a serious, romantic relationship with one of your Twitter followers solely because you appeal to what their political and ethical believes are. It's just pathetic watching these 3 in particular do this day in and day out expect some kind of result.

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Also, looks like Tony's a Kurt "I like to watch tentacle dicks go up that Japanese girl's skirt" Eichenwald fan, because of course he is.
 
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El Porko Fako said:
Is Tony some how excluded from the "straight dudes" part of his tweet or does he just hate himself? Also, in case you didn't know, pretending to be a champion of woman's rights on Twitter has never and will never get you you a date or laid. Ever.
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He should have been nice to his actual wife instead of acting like such a total douchebag she left him because he wouldn't shower and acted like a totally autistic dick all the time.
 
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Flexo said:
For real entertainment Tony should head to a park in a red state and critique it. Let's see him visit Holday World or Kentucky Kingdom...
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Dollywood. He should go to Dollywood. Not just because of the park itself, but just imagine him trying to navigate the pancake houses and lumberjack shows on the main drag in Pigeon Forge.
 
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Flexo said:
His show would actually be entertaining!
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"Just look at all these Trump-voting backwards toothless rednecks, this is literal hell on earth, I just can't -- "

"Well, hi there, sugar! You're a big boy, arencha? Come on in here and try out the all you can eat pancake breakfast!"

"I -- I -- I'm in love."
 
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Like Tony would ever venture that far out of his comfort zone. Florida would likely be too much of a red state for him if not for his hugbox that is Disney Parks. I wonder if he's even been back to Disney World since the election. He might be too bitter that Florida voted for President Trump to venture back there for a while.
 
The Dude said:
Like Tony would ever venture that far out of his comfort zone. Florida would likely be too much of a red state for him if not for his hugbox that is Disney Parks. I wonder if he's even been back to Disney World since the election. He might be too bitter that Florida voted for President Trump to venture back there for a while.
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I expect there will be some insightful commentary in the video if he ever does go back.
 
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So, lots of spaghetti was spilled on Thanksgiving apparently with Tony and some guy named CKentDP about the whole Roy Moore situation. Would have posted these yesterday, but I actually enjoyed my Thanksgiving unlike Tony apparently. I assuming Tony's family is smaller than it used to be because of his mom's passing, but come on man. Can you put your phone down for 1 day to enjoy the people and things your thankful for?

This is quite long. Sorry.

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In response to the nerd comment.

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The spat continues...

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TLDR: Zach's comment.

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Final Score. Tony- 0, CKent-0, Zach-1. Go eat some Turkey, watch the Lions lose a football game, and stfu already.
 
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If Joe Barton were a woman, they'd be prosecuting the person who posted revenge porn of him.
 
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I see Tony knows as much about statute of limitations as he does anything else.
 
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