TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Mola Ram said:
Who needs skills when you've got chloroformed rags and a panel truck?
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Oh, I doubt Tony has a panel van. They guzzle gas and cause climate change, don'cha know. Skidmark seems more like the kinda creep that would grope girls in a crowd/ride line.
 
What cracks me up about this guy, he REALLY wanted to be the next weird al? Weird Al is... what the word I'm looking for... HAPPY. And fun and apolitical (generally his political jokes are of the type both sides laugh & agree with).

Did he honestly think he could become Al just by having the same hair?
 
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Flexo said:
What cracks me up about this guy, he REALLY wanted to be the next weird al? Weird Al is... what the word I'm looking for... HAPPY. And fun and apolitical (generally his political jokes are of the type both sides laugh & agree with).

Did he honestly think he could become Al just by having the same hair?
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What hair?
 
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LordKaT said:
Ftfy
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Yeah, that's what I was implying. I figured the obvious, unwholesome pedo creeper vibe radiating off Skidmark like a heinous odor would have made that obvious.

Flexo said:
What cracks me up about this guy, he REALLY wanted to be the next weird al? Weird Al is... what the word I'm looking for... HAPPY. And fun and apolitical (generally his political jokes are of the type both sides laugh & agree with).

Did he honestly think he could become Al just by having the same hair?
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It wasn't just the hair. Skidmark tried his hand at novelty/parody music. His most well-known "song" was a Harry Potter parody of "Baby Got Back". It got some infamy on the internets before he became the greasy slob screaming obscenities in family fun parks because of how teeth-shatteringly cringy it is. That was also before he spent the majority of his time raving on Twatter over President Trump and Nazi Republicans.
 
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friedshrimp said:

Remember the time where he mocked James Rolfe and the Ghostbusters drama? Check out the first minute.
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friedshrimp said:

Where he acts like a brainless tumblrina fangirl along with a pair of landwhales. Gotta love the emo blonde hambeast complaining about Leia being "fridged", even though by now only the dudes of the OT died?
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He's still sperging about The Last Jedi as of about an hour ago.

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https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/953529976778731520
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GeePee said:
that video was made in 2016,when Jack was still part of Channel Awesome
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There was probably a contractual obligation to work with Goldmark there, or something. It's par for the course in anyone's life (at least for people with real jobs) to have a co-worker or two whose guts you hate, but you grit your teeth and finish the project with them to get it over with.
 
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