TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

I can’t disappoint 10,000 people -Tony Goldmark

 

[Hollow Cost]

hasn't he been on youtube a decade. averaging out, about 1000/year
I think that Randy Stair had the same, iirc

makes sense, you stay on long enough & keep making content, you eventually get some subs
as for views, most I've seen him average out on recent videos is just over half his subscriber base

 

[Drinktheegg]

You know I like some jerk with a camera, big shock I know, but yeah when looking through his Twitter, he does feel a little like a lolcow, especially with the tweets on the Emoji Movie.

 

[The Dude]

You know I like some jerk with a camera, big shock I know, but yeah when looking through his Twitter, he does feel a little like a lolcow, especially with the tweets on the Emoji Movie.

There's not much about Skidmark that can be classified as "little", especially his lolcow status. Two of the few things that are little about Tony are his imagination and originality, seeing as how he just rips off other people's shtick (Weird Al, TGWTG, etc.)

 

[Zaryiu]

There's not much about Skidmark that can be classified as "little", especially his lolcow status. Two of the few things that are little about Tony are his imagination and originality, seeing as how he just rips off other people's shtick (Weird Al, TGWTG, etc.)

Another thing small about him is his influence, he's always been below even Dobson in that regard (i don't include whatever influence his parents had)

 

[AnOminous]

There's not much about Skidmark that can be classified as "little", especially his lolcow status. Two of the few things that are little about Tony are his imagination and originality, seeing as how he just rips off other people's shtick (Weird Al, TGWTG, etc.)

There's three. There's also his micropenis.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Four. His respect for women.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So skid mark managed to get 10,000 subs even though he hasn’t made a video since 2016

His main claim to fame is Disney Park videos, essentially ride reviews and history, and it takes him years to hit 10k? Wow! That’s epic levels of doing it wrong.

 

[The Dude]

His main claim to fame is Disney Park videos, essentially ride reviews and history, and it takes him years to hit 10k? Wow! That’s epic levels of doing it wrong.

Yup. Then consider guys like Justin Scarred and Adam the Woo who don't have the luxury of living off of a trust fund or being connected to a popular website of other reviewers, yet they each have far more subscribers on their channels (Justin has 105k and 85k on his two channels, and Adam has 328k and 167k on his two channels). Then again, Justin and Adam have much more interesting videos with more information, less cussing, more humor, more fun, and zero fucktarded skits. They're both much more likeable than Skidmark as well.

It's actually laughably pathetic how much of a failure Tony is given how he's got all this trust fund cash and zero obligations in life to get in the way of him making videos. It's not like he's got a job to be to or kids to take care of. He has no excuses for not making park reviews. I mean, fucking Hell, his "job" is to go to amusement parks and have FUN! Yet he can't haul his fat ass away from his computer or phone (Twitter) long enough to go ride some rides and shoot some footage.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Yup. Then consider guys like Justin Scarred and Adam the Woo who don't have the luxury of living off of a trust fund or being connected to a popular website of other reviewers, yet they each have far more subscribers on their channels (Justin has 105k and 85k on his two channels, and Adam has 328k and 167k on his two channels). Then again, Justin and Adam have much more interesting videos with more information, less cussing, more humor, more fun, and zero fucktarded skits. They're both much more likeable than Skidmark as well.

It's actually laughably pathetic how much of a failure Tony is given how he's got all this trust fund cash and zero obligations in life to get in the way of him making videos. It's not like he's got a job to be to or kids to take care of. He has no excuses for not making park reviews. I mean, fucking Hell, his "job" is to go to amusement parks and have FUN! Yet he can't haul his fat ass away from his computer or phone (Twitter) long enough to go ride some rides and shoot some footage.

Also, Justin's videos are way nicer looking and clear than whatever Tony is filming with. Plus I like Justin way more than Tony just for doing that random Tombstone quote scene in his Ghost Town Alive: Knott's Berry Farm video.

 

[The Dude]

Also, Justin's videos are way nicer looking and clear than whatever Tony is filming with. Plus I like Justin way more than Tony just for doing that random Tombstone quote scene in his Ghost Town Alive: Knott's Berry Farm video.

I can't imagine Tony taking time out of his visit to Disney World to drive to the house of a five year old fan to cheer her up because she's sick and the doctors have no idea what's wrong with her? Granted, no parent should be allowing their five year old to watch a foul-mouthed troglodyte like Tony, but the point still stands that it would be hard to imagine Tony doing something that generous and selfless whereas people like Justin Scarred and Adam the Woo are more than happy and willing to go out of their way to do nice things for others because of how kind and genuine they are. Tony bitched about fans coming up to say "Hello" while he was waiting in line for D23 and has ranted on Twatter about people "ruining his shots". He's a self-centered little shit who doesn't appreciate his viewers.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I can't imagine Tony taking time out of his visit to Disney World to drive to the house of a five year old fan to cheer her up because she's sick and the doctors have no idea what's wrong with her? Granted, no parent should be allowing their five year old to watch a foul-mouthed troglodyte like Tony, but the point still stands that it would be hard to imagine Tony doing something that generous and selfless whereas people like Justin Scarred and Adam the Woo are more than happy and willing to go out of their way to do nice things for others because of how kind and genuine they are. Tony bitched about fans coming up to say "Hello" while he was waiting in line for D20 and has ranted on Twatter about people "ruining his shots". He's a self-centered little shit who doesn't appreciate his viewers.

I had no idea that Adam and Justin did stuff like that. Amazing. I've seen Justin film in crowded spots and even when fans would approach him he'd take pictures and would talk with them. Tony sounds like a stuck up jerk. He's lucky to be well known. How would anyone complain about shots being ruined while filming in one of the most famous parks in the United States? Come on.

 

[AnOminous]

Yet he can't haul his fat ass away from his computer or phone (Twitter) long enough to go ride some rides and shoot some footage.

Then when he's got it, he sits on it and doesn't even put it on YouTube for a year or so. What's the point? The ride might even be closed by then.

I just don't see what the point of reviewing something like that is. If he reviewed new rides or classic rides with some update to them, there might be a reason for theme park nerds to watch this. Who cares about some fat, greasy fuck in some old ride from a year ago, though?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'd care about some of his videos if he at least talked about old rides and gave a history on them, (proper history- not him ranting like a tard about It's A Small World) like other people have done on Youtube. Tony's too lazy to even do that. Justin Scarred does some great videos on old Disney rides that used to be big in Disneyland but are no longer around. If I remember it correctly.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd care about some of his videos if he at least talked about old rides and gave a history on them, (proper history- not him ranting like a tard about It's A Small World) like other people have done on Youtube. Tony's too lazy to even do that. Justin Scarred does some great videos on old Disney rides that used to be big in Disneyland but are no longer around. If I remember it correctly.

The only reason anyone even tards out about that is just that its song is such an annoying, unforgettable earworm that everyone remembers it.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

The only reason anyone even tards out about that is just that its song is such an annoying, unforgettable earworm that everyone remembers it.

I'd say that's one of his worst videos. He trashed a ride (with an annoying song, yes.) That's meant for children only and not adults. (Then again, most of Disneyland is for kids.) Yet he raged in all three videos. If there were parents on the boat with him and their kids, they must have been annoyed at that screeching asshole being on the ride with them.

 

[The Dude]

Then when he's got it, he sits on it and doesn't even put it on YouTube for a year or so. What's the point? The ride might even be closed by then.

I just don't see what the point of reviewing something like that is. If he reviewed new rides or classic rides with some update to them, there might be a reason for theme park nerds to watch this. Who cares about some fat, greasy fuck in some old ride from a year ago, though?

There are a lot of dedicated Disney Park fans who truly enjoy learning the history of the various attractions, the history of the parks, seeing the changes made to the park through the years, and learning about oddities and little-known stuff in the parks. There are also people who can't afford to travel to the parks who enjoy living vicariously through the videos. Then there are those who admire Walt Disney and everything he was able to accomplish. Disneyland itself is very special to Walt Disney fans because it was his park, the one he oversaw the building of and the only park he ever got to visit personally.

 

[Drinktheegg]

I know this came out yesterday, but new video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWdMhTV6pwI

 

[Drinktheegg]

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/970487976361783296 Remember when, he thought The Emoji Movie was good? Apparently he was wrong.

 

[The Dude]

Seriously? Who the fuck actually watches the Oscars willingly? I mean, how pathetically devoid of substance does your life have to be to watch the Osc...ohhh.