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Like that fat fuck could even climb up a hill to die on it.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
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Like that fat fuck could even climb up a hill to die on it.
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These three blobs of fat would merge into an unholy stinking mess, swallowing their basement. It will form an online conciousness, flooding Twitter with demands the American people fire Mr. 45 or else, YOU. FUCKING. IDIOTS. It will emit lethal levels of smug. It'll soon turn Boston into an American Pripyat: a cold, grey ghost town where only the faint farting of the Goldobchip fleshmass will echo from the concrete walls.
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If you really want to know what goes on between Moviebob and Tony when they're together in one place, go back to page 32 of this thread, and read @Mola Ram's romantic vignette. That should satisfy your curiosity.
All 3 of the baldmigos together, I can't even imagine. The only certainty is that the room that would contain the 3 tons of fun would have more meat and fat in it than a butcher shop.
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So they'll basically merge into a formless mass of slithering fat, but keep the smugness. . .as a smuggoth.
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I don't want velociraptors to eat all the Jews. Just one fat, obnoxious Jew in particular.
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I want Velocijews to eat the SJWs.
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Just so you know, I'm going to be away for about 2 weeks starting tomorrow so if any of you guys want to keep updating the thread, be my guest.
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Just so you know, I'm going to be away for about 2 weeks starting tomorrow so if any of you guys want to keep updating the thread, be my guest.
I can't believe he's insinuating that a man of color committed a crime!
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I just call him "Some Jerk with A Trust Fund".
That pretty much explains everything about him.
That pretty much explains everything about him.
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This dipshit doubles his unfunniness with this joke, considering the bizarre O.J. Simpson flight was called a "slow speed chase" because his Bronco was going ridiculously slowly, just refusing to stop. He can't even do pop culture references right, probably because he is a dumb, fat mongoloid.
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I don'y know Tony, you're not being a very good ally by saying OJ did it. We all know he dindu nuffin.
Just so you know, I'm going to be away for about 2 weeks starting tomorrow so if any of you guys want to keep updating the thread, be my guest.
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So if Tony tried doing the same, would anyone even give a shit? Because I wouldn't outside a laugh or two at the sight of a greasy fat man with long hair getting booked.
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Just so you know, I'm going to be away for about 2 weeks starting tomorrow so if any of you guys want to keep updating the thread, be my guest.
I would, but he got butthurt and blocked me.
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Nick Bate 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Oh hey! I noticed he actually admitted Trump won the election. I guess our little goblin has reached stage 5 of the ol' Kübler-Ross model. In case you all forgot, he tweeted this after the election.
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The American people did elect him though. The Electoral College exists for the explicit purpose of not letting politically homogeneous population centers like California and New York run the country. Now I know that's exactly what Jewmark wants, but no one with half a brain does.
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Oh fuck, he does look a little like Nick Bate!
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Of course Tony won't admit that because in his mind, the only Americans are those on the left.
Which does beg the question on whether or not he voted. From what I heard, a large chunk of Americans didn't even vote for either party or at all.
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Cry all you want about it Tony, but Trump won the election and he's going to be president for the next 4 years. All your whining isn't going to change anything about it. It's not gonna get rid of the electoral college and it's not gonna make Clinton magically win.
I'd tell you to just suck it up and accept you have a president you don't like in office, but it seems you and everyone like you are emotionally incapable of doing that.
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I found one source putting California's turnout at about 60% or so, considering he's white and white people are more likely to vote I imagine he probably did manage to get off his fat arse and go down to the polling booth on the day. I can't see him managing to actually persuade other people to vote the same way as him though, if anything his obnoxious screeching might have persuaded a few people to stay at home or even vote for a not-clinton candidate (assuming Tony was pro clinton).
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I can almost guarantee that Tony was pro-Shillery. He's an obnoxious cuck with SJW tendencies and was probably overjoyed to vote for someone who "wasn't just another man".