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And Tony is the one fucking a mop because he can't get a real woman and even whores find him too obnoxious to service.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
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And Tony is the one fucking a mop because he can't get a real woman and even whores find him too obnoxious to service.
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Truth be told, I'm not much of a Trump fan, but I honestly don't know wtf Tony is talking about here. What damage where? Most of the shit Tump has attempted to do has been blocked by congress. Emotional scars don't count you whiny little bitch.
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Remember when Obama bombed Syria, Tony? That lead to the migrant crisis on Europe? Or how he's fucked up race relations in his country to the point that some feel they're back in the fucking 60s?
But oh no, insulting the nigerian king is racist...
But oh no, insulting the nigerian king is racist...
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Said it before, say it again. Clinton would have just made things worse by doing nothing and potentially pissing off Russia sooner. Not just that, but Trump's had more success with ISIS than either Obama or Clinton.
Say what you want about him (and believe me, there's a lot), but at least Trump isn't taking this lying down.
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The Clintons and Obama enabled ISIS. That is on record. They let the problem grow because they wanted to use them to overthrow Assad. Because as history has shown us; it's a good idea to replace a dictator with radical fundamentalists.
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And now look where it got them- The immigrant crisis, the repeated bombings and terrorist attacks, Russia about to go full-on wartime... Trump is just trying to put an end to it and with ISIS as out of control as it is, bombing's really the only way to go.
Of course, leave it to Tony and everyone who hates Trump to leave out this little tidbit of information.
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Since Tony's a Harry Potter fan, what Hogwarts house do you think he'd be? Would he be Gryffindork, Huffandpuff, or Blitherin? I doubt he'd be Depravenclaw.
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Slytherin, totally unironically. The way Rowling wrote it that entire house is made up exclusively of smug bullies who think they're better than everyone else. Fits Goldemort here to a T.
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Haha, Huffandpuff. Hands down. Not only does he huff and puff his way across theme parks, but he's an unimportant, forgettable blob who has no impact on anyone's lives. Just like Hufflepuff in the books.
He kind of looks like a badger with mange too.
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Most Hufflepuffs are well-meaning and agreeable.
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I'd argue Tony means well. He's just too fucking oblivious to know how dumb and ignorant his tweets, ideas, theories, job, etc are.
You got me at agreeable though. I could probably go through his whole twitter feed and not find one thing I agree with him on; unless he tweeted he was getting a real job and quitting twitter, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon.
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Apologies for this wall of text, but it was a pretty long chain of tweets. Not the typical Tony rant we've become use to, but I thought I'd test the waters and see if there's any good discussion and jokes to get out of this. I put it behind a spoiler in case you're just interested in his Trump salt and don't care about his other tantrums.
TLDR: LEAVE THE EMOJI MOVIE ALONE!
If y'all are interested, I have some screen caps of Tony getting into a little twitter spat with loophole572 about the movie if you want some potential laughs. In case you don't know who loophole572 is, he's a member of the Sons of Kojima (SOK), a Darksydephil troll group that is debatably filled with lolcows as well, depending on who you ask. Just let me know if you want them.
This tweet on loophole's twitter was the best part though.
TLDR: LEAVE THE EMOJI MOVIE ALONE!
If y'all are interested, I have some screen caps of Tony getting into a little twitter spat with loophole572 about the movie if you want some potential laughs. In case you don't know who loophole572 is, he's a member of the Sons of Kojima (SOK), a Darksydephil troll group that is debatably filled with lolcows as well, depending on who you ask. Just let me know if you want them.
This tweet on loophole's twitter was the best part though.
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You'd have to be a faggot to defend the Emoji Movie.
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The real reason everyone hates the emoji movie is it's a soulless mercenary film cashing in on a fad.
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Apologies for this wall of text, but it was a pretty long chain of tweets. Not the typical Tony rant we've become use to, but I thought I'd test the waters and see if there's any good discussion and jokes to get out of this. I put it behind a spoiler in case you're just interested in his Trump salt and don't care about his other tantrums.
TLDR: LEAVE THE EMOJI MOVIE ALONE!
If y'all are interested, I have some screen caps of Tony getting into a little twitter spat with loophole572 about the movie if you want some potential laughs. In case you don't know who loophole572 is, he's a member of the Sons of Kojima (SOK), a Darksydephil troll group that is debatably filled with lolcows as well, depending on who you ask. Just let me know if you want them.
This tweet on loophole's twitter was the best part though.
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Wow defending emoji movie is new level of dumb, I mean just wow. He really think it important to take time out of his day to defend a shitty kids movie.
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I can't take his Twitter screeching seriously with the face for his avatar.
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Apologies for this wall of text, but it was a pretty long chain of tweets. Not the typical Tony rant we've become use to, but I thought I'd test the waters and see if there's any good discussion and jokes to get out of this. I put it behind a spoiler in case you're just interested in his Trump salt and don't care about his other tantrums.
TLDR: LEAVE THE EMOJI MOVIE ALONE!
If y'all are interested, I have some screen caps of Tony getting into a little twitter spat with loophole572 about the movie if you want some potential laughs. In case you don't know who loophole572 is, he's a member of the Sons of Kojima (SOK), a Darksydephil troll group that is debatably filled with lolcows as well, depending on who you ask. Just let me know if you want them.
This tweet on loophole's twitter was the best part though.
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IIRC, there was an episode of the Pizza Party Podcast talking about the false equivalence of comparing The Emoji Movie to The LEGO Movie. Basically, while The LEGO Movie always had a chance of being good due to being done by the guys behind Clone High/21 Jump Street, The Emoji Movie instead has some randos behind the movie who follow Sony's orders to the letter.
As for the Wreck-It Ralph comparison, Disney at least maintains a sense of quality control with their movies that most studios don't, and they hired people who didn't make the movie full of cheap, random references like Emoji Movie probably will.
Lastly, I couldn't tell you what stakes Tony has in The Emoji Movie beyond :autism:, but seeing that this is the same guy who built his insignificant presence off of being a man child at amusement parks, I'm not surprised he'd feel the need to defend this garbage.
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That was essentially loophole's point when they were arguing. Tony was having none of that though and just kept arguing, being as smug as humanly possible. Leave it to Tony to not understand companies making bad products just to capitalize on a fad.