TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[The Dude]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Jewmark turned out to be a pedo. He's obsessed with media targeted at children, he's single, he spends an unhealthy amount of time in family fun parks, and he just looks like a pedo. I mean, look at him. Maybe that's why his wife left him.

 

[Blindrainbow]

You know I get the feeling that like Tony did not actually vote, like he just strikes me as the kind of person to rant on about trump and how the best person ever lost cause fucking idiots (his words not mine) refuse to get out and vote/vote for the wrong person. I can just like see him being ether too lazy to fucking vote, forgetting to or just thinking there no way she could lose to trump so why even vote.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Oh look, more Cars 3 sperging:

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh look, more Cars 3 sperging:

Watched until we got the low angle shot of Tony, saw his horrid stubble and overlapping chins, threw up in my mouth a little. Someone get this unkempt jagoff to a barber.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Watched until we got the low angle shot of Tony, saw his horrid stubble and overlapping chins, threw up in my mouth a little. Someone get this unkempt jagoff to a barber.

What shocks me is his sheer size.

 

[Lensherr]

Oh look, more Cars 3 sperging:

Jesus Christ, it's like a twisted, autistic version of Midnight Screenings.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Wow, reviewing a movie with friends in a car. Never seen that before.

 

[The Dude]

It's like he gained 50 pounds between his last video and now.

He spends all day pissing and moaning about Trump instead of getting a little exercise loafing about in Disneyland. Of course he's gained weight.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh look, more Cars 3 sperging:

He looks like if you rolled a pig carcass in beard shavings. What a gross, greasy looking fuck.

 

[The Dude]

He looks like if you rolled a pig carcass in beard shavings. What a gross, greasy looking fuck.

Bro, you know I love you. You're one of the members I respect most. I enjoy your insights and your shitposts. But I need to ask; why the fuck are you being so nice to our pet fat, Jew mongoloid? I expect better from you, fam.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh look, more Cars 3 sperging:

Brad did the "Movie review in a car" bit better than this living grease stain.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hey, Moviebob said this, not Tony. Love ya, and I know they're easy to get confused, but know where to put these next time.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Hey, Moviebob said this, not Tony. Love ya, and I know they're easy to get confused, but know where to put these next time.

MovieBob, Tony, is there really much of a difference at this point? It's just "Same shit, different greasy body".

 

[The Dude]

Brad did the "Movie review in a car" bit better than this living grease stain.

A red-assed baboon with Downs Syndrome could do pretty much everything better than Tony, including political commentary.

 

[friedshrimp]

I wish for Disney to find this guy and strike a huge ass copyright over him, or ban him from any place the Mouse owns, or whatever, just anything to make his fat, stupid ass suffer. A fool-mouthed idiot like this doesn't deserve to be around children.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wish for Disney to find this guy and strike a huge ass copyright over him, or ban him from any place the Mouse owns, or whatever, just anything to make his fat, stupid ass suffer. A fool-mouthed idiot like this doesn't deserve to be around children.

He'll just find some other family fun park to loiter around instead. Which is a horrifying thought.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

He'll just find some other family fun park to loiter around instead. Which is a horrifying thought.

He's already done videos in Universal Studios. Is Six Flags next on his list?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's already done videos in Universal Studios. Is Six Flags next on his list?

Could very well be. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he wound up either at Six Flags or Universal if Disney kicked his ass out of their parks.

 

[BlueChan]

I think we found the one person sadder than Tony Goldmark.