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Tony Goldmark's existence in two tweets.
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
- Thread starter Robot Holocaust
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How old was Tony when Harry Potter came out?
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Well I'm assuming he's in his 30s now, and the 20th anniversary of the original release of the first book was yesterday so I'd say early to mid teenage years, give or take.
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Aw, boo hoo. The poor little man child who goes to the amusement park and makes shitty videos for a living must have it so hard. I weep for you Tony, I really do.
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Tony shouldn't be so delusional, we all know he's the biggest muggle around.
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Hufflepuffs look at him and snort, "Geeze, what a loser."
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Guys, guys, guys...Tony is OBVIOUSLY a Squib.
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A damp Squib.
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Anita Sarkeesian is by no means history's greatest monster. In fact I wouldn't even go so far as to call her a monster, but she's not a nice or good person, and a large part of the hate is a reaction to how people who's words actually hold sway (mainstream media, prominent online gaming publications, minor celebrities etc) consider her some kind of brave, holy saint and think any criticism of her is inherently misogynistic on some level.
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Why are these spergs so obsessed with making Disney films "culturally relevant"?
Ho shit, I'm already dreading how will the Aladdin remake be and Tony will pretty much sperg hard over it for "Muh religion of peace".
Ho shit, I'm already dreading how will the Aladdin remake be and Tony will pretty much sperg hard over it for "Muh religion of peace".
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It's because they think cartoons have a powerful effect on the real world. If you have a random black kid who shouts "FUCK TRUMP" in your film some little black kid out there will be "empowered" and maybe it'll make the audiences "woke" to the terrors of Donald Trump. They also think everything is inherently political so need to speak your political views and if you don't, that means you agree with every single horror that is or has happened in the world. People kept hyping this up until we hit this point where not even the people supporting this know what they're saying.
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I wouldn't be too concerned about much stuff like that coming from the big Disney movies. Unlike Tony, the people of Disney know how to market products and make them appeal to the largest possible audience, a good way to fuck up and get less income would be to start politicising kids films and mentioning religion in a film with a global target audience is a big no-no as it guarantees you'll piss off at least a few million potential customers before the film is even released.
Also it's not like they need to pander to the FUCK DRUMPF demographic since Tony and his ilk will happily gobble up almost anything Disney produces if it gives them even a whiff of nostalgia.
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"Direct Trump References"? You know when this doesn't happen, Tony will pull a Brianna Wu and go "NOT ANOTHER DIME, DISNEY!", only to be followed by him skulking around Disneyland a week later in a rascal.
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The Lion King stands as one of Disney's best not least specifically because it is almost entirely timeless (a cute nod to Reversal of Fortune notwithstanding). I really, really doubt anyone at Disney is stupid enough to fuck up that timelessness by including boneheaded jabs at the current President which will be out of date before the goddamn thing hits Blu-Ray and cable.
Related thought: Is Tony Goldmark the dumbest lolcow who isn't actually mentally disabled? My knowledge of these wonderful people is far from encyclopedic, of course. I think Dobson is probably more ignorant, but I don't know if he's actually dumber.
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Disney also makes it a business to please as many people as possible, as quixotic as that may be. And if diverse cultural representation already gives them enough to juggle, Lord help them if they tried dropping overt political references.
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How the hell do you put all your trust into mainstream media at this point despite the countless times they were caught fucking up? I'm not saying go to whoever says what you want but how the hell do you trust FOX and CNN because "They're on TV!". It's not that much of a conspiracy to point out the rat king these things are.
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Imagine being dumb enough to vote for arguably the most hated politician America has ever seen, a woman constantly being investigated for corruption, a woman from a political family known for doing shady shit to gain just a little more political power, a woman who sabotaged the campaign of a man in her party who likely would have WON the election just because she thought she was entitled to being the first female President. Now you're imagining being Tony Goldmark.
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Calling it . The 2019 Lion King Remake is going to be an almost shot for shot live action remake of the animated film. I've seen a few of the live action remakes, and they have been nearly identical to their predecessors. Out of all people, Tony, a guy who constantly goes to Disneyland and consumes Disney media, should know this is a horrible idea. It wouldn't appeal to kids or adults, and it would be inserting unnecessary political commentary in what many people consider to be a classic film. If I'm a parent taking my kids to a movie meant for their demographic, the last thing I want from the movie is ham-fisted commentary on current politics. I get enough of that crap during.
That's tough. I think Tony is technically out of the running because he is slightly autistic though. If we're just going off the past couple days, I'd say Dobson. Predicting and/or wanting references to Trump in the new Lion King remake is stunningly dumb, but that's not worse than retweeting and believing that Goldilocks and the Three Bears is a story of white privilege, and it's also a social commentary on gentrification and colonialism.