TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

For those of you curious, the reason that Tony hates Fury Road because it's a "thoroughly unpleasant look into the future". Hating a Mad Max movie having a depressing future is like hating Star Wars for having spaceships.

I don't really find it surprising that Tony's cinematic tastes are the equivalent of turning down a Peter Luger steak or a platter of Nobu sushi in favor of a day-old Whopper.
 
Why does he hate It's a Small World so much anyway? The ride is harmless, The worst thing I can say about it is the song can get a little annoying sometimes, but it's not a big budget thing, it's an innocent kids ride.

Also, if he's such an SJW shouldn't he enjoy the diversity aspect? Or is showing all kids as equals problematic?

It is when they're all cisgender heteronormative SCUM. Where are the tranny Malaysians? Where's the Lesbian Eskimo gangbang?
 
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For those of you curious, the reason that Tony hates Fury Road because it's a "thoroughly unpleasant look into the future". Hating a Mad Max movie having a depressing future is like hating Star Wars for having spaceships.
He's never actually seen it. I am 110% certain. There is just no Goddamn way such a chronic virtue-signaller would badmouth a blockbuster movie about violently uprooting The Patriarchy and commandeering their infrastructure in the name of a new feminist utopia unless they were talking completely out of their ass.
 
He's never actually seen it. I am 110% certain. There is just no Goddamn way such a chronic virtue-signaller would badmouth a blockbuster movie about violently uprooting The Patriarchy and commandeering their infrastructure in the name of a new feminist utopia unless they were talking completely out of their ass.
and then they pour all the water that they had to suck out of the ground to get into the desert because reasons
off topic, I know. i find the movie to be a mixed bag of both great and dumb, but when isn't a mad max movie like that
 

Whenever I see Obama worship from dickheads like Tony, I always wish for them to have the chance to talk to Secret Service agents from his detail for some candid stories about the Great Beige Hope. They're ... illuminating.

Where was President Obama during Benghazi?

A good point, but an even better one is his lazy douchebaggery during the 2016 Louisiana floods, when advanced senioritis had infected the White House:

http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/flashback-obama-monitored-lethal-flooding-marthas-vineyard/
 
Any interesting stories from those agents? I'd love to hear how Tony and his ilk would react to them.

I don't want to powerlevel too much, so take these generalities with a grain of salt. Believe them or not as you like.

- They loved W. Loved him. Respectful, kind, generous, never made ridiculous demands of them. They were sorry to see him go.

- They also loved Bill Clinton. Rowdier than Bush, as you'd expect, but surprisingly respectful -- that Arkansas good ole boy upbringing, most likely. The only problem with Bill was that it was impossible to keep a schedule around him, because when he was visiting somewhere he was very apt to extend the trip two or three days on a whim just to take in more sights or meet with other people or, yeah, party a bit.

- They hated the Obamas, both of them. They had no use for members of the military, paramilitary, or LEO services and did not bother to hide it at all. The general atmosphere was that Barack and Michelle both treated them like servants, expected them to do menial shit that had nothing to do with their security duties, and got fairly nasty if anyone tried to interact with them. I was under the impression Barack was more aloof and Michelle was more obnoxious, but no, they were both equally shitty.

- And here's my favorite: they all hated and were frankly terrified of Hillary, all the way back to the vets who'd had her detail in '93. She was way worse than the Obamas, slopping over into outright verbal abuse. If she hadn't been First Lady, and if she hadn't been the highest profile Democrat in the country while serving in the Senate, and if she hadn't been Secretary of State then de facto nominee, she would have been a punishment detail. But they couldn't do that -- you can't put lousy agents on someone that big. They were dreading Hillary's Presidency.
 
Can't wait for the juicy details of the Trump administration.

Either his family is truly one of horrible bosses the likes of which actually made them wish for Hillary after all, or they're a return to the good old days of the pre-Obama years for the Secret Service.
 
Can't wait for the juicy details of the Trump administration.

Either his family is truly one of horrible bosses the likes of which actually made them wish for Hillary after all, or they're a return to the good old days of the pre-Obama years for the Secret Service.

My info predates his election (seriously, they were all but shitting peachpits over the idea of having to deal with Hillary for 4-8 years), but all I got on Trump was that Ivanka is ridiculously hot and Melania is (in addition to being hot) very sweet and kind of shy.
 
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