TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Tony's not the only one out there with that mindset

Like "anything is better than Trump"? Yep, I remember the end of last year when despite all the terrorist attacks and dead celebrities it was mildly bad, but right after the election it suddenly became "worst year ever" for spergs like Tony, Phantom Strider, Movie Bob and Cuck in the shadows.
 
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Tony, you need help.
 
Just don't pay as much attention to the news you dumb cunt, the majority of news has no meaningful impact on 90% of the people who read about it, if the news hurts your feelings so much you're considering alcoholism as a coping mechanism just get off your fat greasy arse and go and do something other than sit around and read things that make you mad all day.
 
If you tell him to be calm and get a job, he might throw into a fit of dorito and mountain dew rage.
The Church of Double XP often has to tell hard truths to the uninitiated - Tony should definitely calm down and get a job, especially since he's implied he might not be able to keep reviewing theme park rides if he gets any fatter.
 
The Church of Double XP often has to tell hard truths to the uninitiated - Tony should definitely calm down and get a job, especially since he's implied he might not be able to keep reviewing theme park rides if he gets any fatter.

He could review what they look like, give little video skits from the entrance and exit ports, maybe some shots of him looking up at them and sighing longingly from his Rascal. You know, if you wanted something even more hilariously pathetic than they are now.
 
He could review what they look like, give little video skits from the entrance and exit ports, maybe some shots of him looking up at them and sighing longingly from his Rascal. You know, if you wanted something even more hilariously pathetic than they are now.

Ironically, "it's a small world" would be one of the few rides he could do in a Rascal.
 
Why does he hate It's a Small World so much anyway? The ride is harmless, The worst thing I can say about it is the song can get a little annoying sometimes, but it's not a big budget thing, it's an innocent kids ride.

Also, if he's such an SJW shouldn't he enjoy the diversity aspect? Or is showing all kids as equals problematic?
 
He could review what they look like, give little video skits from the entrance and exit ports, maybe some shots of him looking up at them and sighing longingly from his Rascal. You know, if you wanted something even more hilariously pathetic than they are now.
didn't he say that he's so fat that he's gonna have to stop doing theme park reviews because it hurts too much to stand?
 
didn't he say that he's so fat that he's gonna have to stop doing theme park reviews because it hurts too much to stand?

That's why he's on a Rascal! In my fanfic MovieBob bought it for him. He keeps a pair of spare wooden feet over the handlebars like baby shoes. You know, for luck.
 
Wait, wait, has he actually been reduced to riding a Rascal scooter or is that just forum joking. Given his size I'd honestly believe either.
 
Wait, wait, has he actually been reduced to riding a Rascal scooter or is that just forum joking. Given his size I'd honestly believe either.

Let me put it this way: the Rascal is as real as the torrid sexual dynamo he's forged with MovieBob. It can be real if you believe.
 
Let me put it this way: the Rascal is as real as the torrid sexual dynamo he's forged with MovieBob. It can be real if you believe.

Can one's mind imagine the horrible little monster that Moviebob and Tony Goldmark would have if it didn't ravage the mind even thinking about it?
 
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