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he looks like he's nearing his 40s, tbhTony is in his 30s right? Then he would've been a young teen in the 90s- and at least old enough to be aware of the problems in the world.
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he looks like he's nearing his 40s, tbhTony is in his 30s right? Then he would've been a young teen in the 90s- and at least old enough to be aware of the problems in the world.
Tony's not the only one out there with that mindset
The Church of Double XP often has to tell hard truths to the uninitiated - Tony should definitely calm down and get a job, especially since he's implied he might not be able to keep reviewing theme park rides if he gets any fatter.If you tell him to be calm and get a job, he might throw into a fit of dorito and mountain dew rage.
The Church of Double XP often has to tell hard truths to the uninitiated - Tony should definitely calm down and get a job, especially since he's implied he might not be able to keep reviewing theme park rides if he gets any fatter.
He could review what they look like, give little video skits from the entrance and exit ports, maybe some shots of him looking up at them and sighing longingly from his Rascal. You know, if you wanted something even more hilariously pathetic than they are now.
Ironically, "it's a small world" would be one of the few rides he could do in a Rascal.
Just imagine footage of his woebegone face, downcast and miserable, as he drifts through "It's A Small World" over and over and over again. It'd be like an existential horror film.
He's the guy who basically goes on vacation for a living, and he rarely even does that. But apparently the state of the world is ruining his life?![]()
Tony, you need help.
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didn't he say that he's so fat that he's gonna have to stop doing theme park reviews because it hurts too much to stand?He could review what they look like, give little video skits from the entrance and exit ports, maybe some shots of him looking up at them and sighing longingly from his Rascal. You know, if you wanted something even more hilariously pathetic than they are now.
didn't he say that he's so fat that he's gonna have to stop doing theme park reviews because it hurts too much to stand?
Wait, wait, has he actually been reduced to riding a Rascal scooter or is that just forum joking. Given his size I'd honestly believe either.
Let me put it this way: the Rascal is as real as the torrid sexual dynamo he's forged with MovieBob. It can be real if you believe.