TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Truthboi said:
He hates Kiwifarms so much that he lurks his own thread because he’s so insecure on what those mean bullies here say about him that he must show his Twitter followers.

Can’t wait to get in a screencap Tony :P
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We are literally the only people he has left that "cares" about him. I mean, the dude is such a shithead that he publicly tells everyone that his girlfriend is an abuse victim - more than likely without her consent, or knowledge. Do you really think anyone really gives a shit about a person like that?
 
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I'm now curious as to what exactly is wrong with this girl, because there must be something, why else would she fall fall for the dubious charms of the loathsome worm Goldmark? Obviously it's not his handsome countenance, he looks like the fucking Penguin.

Also because it wasn't us dang, dirty trolls who tipped off her beloved parents about Phoney G slipping his dirty fingernailed claws into her panties, then it must be someone who knows either of them personally. Why would they feel the need to raise the alarm if Tony is the "great guy" he thinks he is or is it that this girl is particularly vulnerable in some way?
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Keep Yourself Safe said:
I'm now curious as to what exactly is wrong with this girl, because their must be something, why else would she fall fall for the dubious charms of the loathsome worm Goldnark? Obviously it's not his handsome countenance, he looks like the fucking Penguin.

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I hope you mean the Danny DeVito version. Cause most versions of the Penguin have some sort of style to their appearance. He just looks like that parody of trolls Nostalgia Critic once did.

RodgerDodger said:
He wants her doxed! He's dying for everyone to know who she is. You can almost see him drooling over it into his twitter spergings. See guys! This is MY GIRLFRIEND! ("Just because I chose to publicly reveal her as an abused and emotionally disturbed barely legal girl to prove to you all that I had a girlfriend is no reason you should think I'm the shitstain. Regardless of it being me who seemingly called down the vile hordes of the internet onto this already fragile girls head.") I mean really why the fuck would you do this to the girl? Gee doesn't it seemingly lend credit to his first wifes claims of his abusive and manipulative nature? How is what he is doing in any way helping or in service to the girl he supposedly... cares for?(Note how nowhere in his tweets is there any discussion of love, or even affection. Just friend and girlfriend. And he sure as hell is not planning on picking up the financial load when her parents cut her off now is he?
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Wouldn't doxxing her actually result in more problems for him? Like someone could report him to the authorities for being a potential threat to her. Or imagine if she is doxxed and then others are just linking more of Tony's garbage now directly to her parents, allowing for them to act on him.

I know lolcows on twitter, similar to celebrities, have a problem with their personal filters, but damn.
 
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Keep Yourself Safe said:
I'm now curious as to what exactly is wrong with this girl, because their must be something, why else would she fall fall for the dubious charms of the loathsome worm Goldnark? Obviously it's not his handsome countenance, he looks like the fucking Penguin.

Also because it wasn't us dang, dirty trolls who tipped off her beloved parents about Phoney G slipping his dirty fingernailed claws into her panties, then it must be someone who knows either of them personally. Why would they feel the need to raise the alarm if Tony is the "great guy" he thinks he is or is it that this girl is particularly vulnerable in some way?
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I would guess she's there for his money but that wasn't the case with his ex so who knows?
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Makes you worry about the girl quite a lot. Here's hoping Goldmark isn't the next jew wario
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Speaking of, Tony's surprised that people are giving him shifty looks over the fact that he's dating a barely-legal abuse victim 10 years+ his junior. Does he not remember the JewWario thing? Of course every ex-TGWTG member is gonna be getting looked at more closely than before, given how the site covered up a sex pest for nearly five years and during the Me Too movement. Tony's not exempt from this, he's just the first one it happened to (and gee I wonder why people looked at the balding guy who goes to theme parks all the time and pondered "gee, wonder if that guy's got skeletons in his closet?").

Also Tony? Since you're reading the thread, we probably didn't send the email to your GF's momma. If we did, we'd have been talking about the poor girl (whose life you seem to not hold in much regard given how freely you share her darkest secrets) for a few days prior. You yourself admitted you got sloppy and posted pics with her on social media, don't try and shift the blame off on us over your screw-up. Do some basic fact-checking next time you shit on our lawn and wind up getting it all caught up in your hair.

(then again given some accounts of your hair, getting shit in it would be an improvement)
 
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grandpasatan said:
seriously. tony? if you didn't link to her on twitter, nobody here knows who your girlfriend is. someone in your life who knows about your relationship tipped t he parents off, and that probably means they got creepy vibes off the relationship. sorry you don't have an easy scapegoat for this one.
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Besides, his thread had slowed to a crawl. Nothing much seemed to be going on except for the Channel Awesome implosion, and he was only barely connected to that.

Frankly, Tony babe, no one here cares about you that much.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Besides, his thread had slowed to a crawl. Nothing much seemed to be going on except for the Channel Awesome implosion, and he was only barely connected to that.

Frankly, Tony babe, no one here cares about you that much.
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You know it's a boring subject of a thread when people can barely even be bothered to screencap their dumber tweets.
 
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