TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

I love it when people like Skidmark (i.e.: lolcows and SJW special snowflakes) use the word "bully/bullies" like they're still in elementary school. It's so childish. It's one step up from calling someone a "big meanie". And of course by "bullies" he means "people who document and discuss my inane bullshit and point out what a pathetic waste of life I am".
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: BigTubboWithLittleChina, Keep Yourself Safe and Y2K Baby
Found this on tumblr and remembered this guy has a thread. Him speculating on the new Wreck-It-Ralph film. He even brings up GamerGate lol
tumblr_pd9x5sEHSj1tca8y0_540.jpg

tumblr_pd9x5sALoI1tca8y0_540.jpg
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Keep Yourself Safe, ChevroletBlackboard and Y2K Baby
Devilish Jack o Lantern said:
Relish In the fact that the last real “effort” he put in a video was October 30 2016.
Click to expand...

That's because Skidmark was all on his own back then, so he actually had to do SOME work on his videos to get views. Once Channel Autism had their exodus of "talent" and they were offering any schmuck with a camera and YouTube channel a spot on the website to fill the content vacuum, Tony got to coast along by riding the Nostalgia Critic's coattails and he just got lazier and fatter. He knew that he could put any old shit up on the site and CA fans would watch it simply because it was on the Nostalgia Critic site, so the modicum of effort he was putting into his vids ceased. Why put actual time and effort into making videos when you know you'll get views simply by being on the same site as Doug Walker?

I mean, fucksake, he completely stopped making the park review videos he had become known for and started shitting out the same old vlogs and videos of a group of tards sitting on a couch rambling about movies that literally everyone else on the site was doing (only with a complete lack of effort, humor, or talent) and he was still getting views, because Channel Autism fans are easily amused mongos who will watch the most inane bullshit if it's on Doug's site and presented as "nostalgic" or "nerdy".

It's going to be interesting to see if Skidmark will finally get his fat Aspie ass off Twatter long enough to go do more park review videos now that he doesn't have the option of grifting views by being associated with the Nostalgia Critic. I doubt it. I think he's only done one or two of his "group of fat nerds sitting on a couch sperging about movies" videos since Channel Autism imploded. He's become complacent and too used to spending every waking hour on Twatter bitching about Trump/conservatives, sperging about movies, and regurgitating SJW nonsense.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: Devilish Jack o Lantern, BrunoMattei and ChevroletBlackboard
The Dude said:
It's going to be interesting to see if Skidmark will finally get his fat Aspie ass off Twatter long enough to go do more park review videos now that he doesn't have the option of grifting views by being associated with the Nostalgia Critic. I doubt it. I think he's only done one or two of his "group of fat nerds sitting on a couch sperging about movies" videos since Channel Autism imploded. He's become complacent and too used to spending every waking hour on Twatter bitching about Trump/conservatives, sperging about movies, and regurgitating SJW nonsense.
Click to expand...

Doubt it. He's a trust fund fag. He doesn't have to lift a finger to earn a living so why should he give a fuck about making videos?
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Francis E. Dec Esc., BlueSpark, Keep Yourself Safe and 1 other person
Gotta love how he spooges like a firehose over the idea of strong independent fictional women, but merrily abused the real woman to whom he was married. I could almost feel a little sorry for him because of such an obvious mental problem.

Then I remember everything else about him as well and no, he's not got mental problems. He's just a fucking dick.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Catfish Army, LordofCringe7206, Duncan Hills Coffee and 6 others
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Gotta love how he spooges like a firehose over the idea of strong independent fictional women, but merrily abused the real woman to whom he was married. I could almost feel a little sorry for him because of such an obvious mental problem.

Then I remember everything else about him as well and no, he's not got mental problems. He's just a fucking dick.
Click to expand...

It isn't so much that he's a dick. He's a narcissistic mongo with unwarranted self-importance. He's a smug, sanctimonious idiot who has an unjustified belief that he's more intelligent than most, which is blatantly clear whenever someone provides a differing opinion or points out where his views are flawed. He doesn't engage in civil discourse with those who have differing views, he instead insults them and completely discounts them as "randos" who are below his regard. In his mind he's the smartest motherfucker in the room, he is always right, and only those who are in lockstep with him in their views are his intellectual equals. He's also incredibly self-centered, as all narcissists are. He ruined his marriage because he treated his wife like shit and expected her to wait on him like a doting mother, and when she didn't he became emotionally abusive towards her. Thank God she was able to get away from such a toxic manchild and was able to find real men to enter relationships with.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Kosher Salt, BR55, Keep Yourself Safe and 6 others
The Dude said:
It isn't so much that he's a dick. He's a narcissistic mongo with unwarranted self-importance. He's a smug, sanctimonious idiot who has an unjustified belief that he's more intelligent than most, which is blatantly clear whenever someone provides a differing opinion or points out where his views are flawed. He doesn't engage in civil discourse with those who have differing views, he instead insults them and completely discounts them as "randos" who are below his regard. In his mind he's the smartest motherfucker in the room, he is always right, and only those who are in lockstep with him in their views are his intellectual equals. He's also incredibly self-centered, as all narcissists are.
Click to expand...

I feel like this could be applied to a whole mess of people covered on the Farms.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Francis E. Dec Esc., Someone in a Tree, BR55 and 8 others
This might be a dumb question, but why do Trust Fund Kids get to basically slob around forever, when their parents work their whole lives?

If it's to keep the business afloat, surely any decent parent would take early retirement, put their kid at the helm of the business/es (with a lot of guidance at first), and enjoy slobbing around from early middle age to death, with the kids knowing they'll get to do the same in a couple of decades?

That'll not only put a decent head on the kids' shoulders, but it will ensure the money survives the death of the parents, so the kids don't find themselves poor at like 55...
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: BigTubboWithLittleChina, Keep Yourself Safe, ChevroletBlackboard and 1 other person
Puddleduck said:
This might be a dumb question, but why do Trust Fund Kids get to basically slob around forever, when their parents work their whole lives?
Click to expand...

You would not believe how many early 20th-Century melodramas are about a young rich man whos heartless father forces him into the family business. And it always ends badly.

It would probably be better for everyone in the long run, I agree.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Keep Yourself Safe, ChevroletBlackboard and Flexo
BobsSpergers said:
Found this on tumblr and remembered this guy has a thread. Him speculating on the new Wreck-It-Ralph film. He even brings up GamerGate lol
View attachment 516218
View attachment 516219
Click to expand...
This thick fuck doesn't seem to grok that the word "screed" doesn't have positive connotations. The quickly pulled up definition defines it as "a long piece of speech or writing, typically regarded as tedious".

So yes, Skidmark, there's apparently nothing the Mouse wants to do more than pay CGI animators so that irrelevant internet idiots can fellate each other about how much Disney sticks it to GooberGrape.

Well, ya can't spell screed without R-E-E.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Kosher Salt, BigTubboWithLittleChina, Keep Yourself Safe and 2 others
Puddleduck said:
This might be a dumb question, but why do Trust Fund Kids get to basically slob around forever, when their parents work their whole lives?

If it's to keep the business afloat, surely any decent parent would take early retirement, put their kid at the helm of the business/es (with a lot of guidance at first), and enjoy slobbing around from early middle age to death, with the kids knowing they'll get to do the same in a couple of decades?

That'll not only put a decent head on the kids' shoulders, but it will ensure the money survives the death of the parents, so the kids don't find themselves poor at like 55...
Click to expand...

These trust fund kids grow up without ever being expected to do anything other than school. They don't have chores, most don't even have to clean their room because mommy and daddy hire a maid, and they have pretty much everything handed to them as a given. A lot of times it's because the parents had to work so hard that they feel like they're sparing their child. "I hated that my parents made me get a job in high school. I had to pay for my own car, gas, everything, so I didn't get to spend much time hanging with my friends or dating because I had to work. Kids should be able to enjoy their youth, so I'm going to make sure my kids didn't have to do all the stuff I had to growing up. Isn't that why I worked hard and made all this money? So my kids could have it better than I did?" So they give their kids everything they want, cars at 16, never have to work or earn the things they get. So these kids grow up with no work ethic and no sense of self-reliance. In fact, a lot of them see their trust funds as just something their parents should do as parents, that their parents owe it to them rather than kind generosity. Naturally, many grow up to have a massive sense of entitlement and are horribly self-centered. Look at Skidmark for proof of that.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Trombonista, Catfish Army, ChevroletBlackboard and 4 others
Who wants to take bets on if Skidmark's new bae has similar hygiene habits as he does? I mean, it has to be that, or her olfactory sense bust be disabled for her to be able to stand being in close proximity to her Knight in Greasy Armor. Or she just has absolutely zero standards. Poor girl. She can do so much better than a fat, lazy mongo who has no career prospects.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Keep Yourself Safe and BrunoMattei
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back